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I got a job guys.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    So I off and on work in the CBD industry, Wisconsin is still a non medical state, so one of the farmers asked me if I wanted to help do logging to clear out guys marsh on Monday morning, so like imo if my friend asks me to help for 1 day I dont expect money or pay or anything other than good Friendship.

    He is like 40 and his other 2 guys were not good at cutting , moving on, then that spot gets cleared

    Anyway I've done a lot of logging up north for veneer, post, and heating.

    They haven't, i think they all are kinda rich.

    So i get really drunk and do a lot of work.

    My friends happy the bog is clean. Gives me 2 Oz of David banner that's trimmed terribly. That's really good tbh for 7 or 8 hours.

    He calls me and asks if i wanna do the stream and keep clearing to reduce the bog flooding by building brush berms and allowing the stream to flow into the resivor pond. I'm Like that's a lot more than a day. He asked what I'd want as pay and I said 15. cuz I was drunk and the gas station was gonna do 16 and that's what I figure I'm worth as an employee and he said ok

    I went back and him and the other guy and I cut and 5 hours hours and I was cutting 12 foot of cedar and it started tipping from the base which i guess was rotted and in reflex I put my left hand up right keeping the chain saw

    And when my left palm hit it my elbow smashes into my bottom most left rib and I just felt like a crunch and my head flew forward and hit the tree but my bent hand, head and shoulder rolled it left and when the tree went down it landed on other creek brush so the chainsaw was fine, and then I slowly picked up sticks and thought how stupid and worthless i was to throw away another job opportunity and really shifting on myself for being a fuck up.

    Then I said a prayer and drank more steel reserve and dragged wood cuz it hurt to bend, until the boss came for me and said he was surprised how much had been cleared

    Google said it was a rib injury and regardless of sprang, fracture, or break there's no treatment and just time.



    Tldr
    So I spent 15 hours over the last two days cutting wood and pulling brush for my new job with a fractured rib i got on the second day but I was by myself and no one saw by the time i was back cutting. I didn't drink anything cuz Im scared ill fuck it up worse and not feel it, I've never had an injury where it hurts to cough or lay down. I made 320$ and two ounces of nugs for 4 days of work.

    And now it only hurts if I cough, lay horizontally and to start the chainsaw. I didn't tell my mom I got hurt so she's all wondering why I haven't had a beer in over a day
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  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    time to do it all again

  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    And it's growing alfalfa and cbd and taking the owners moms trash out and I carried her groceries in when he asked me to see why she was beeping.

    She seems like the typa lady that will invite me in to use me in the bathroom in August after watching me farm all speeded out being super polite to her for the next half year.

    Whole compound and mansion 2 cameras and 6 huskies I'm thinking wow these people are definitely some kind people. I asked if they can shoot guns in the back woods and he was like flabbergasted about firing weapons and lead going into the soil of their pure organic farm....

    He then told me he got a buck cuz he only bow hunts on the farm

    Oh I'm not allowed to burn 4 water bottles in the shed size brush pile cuz that'll cause pollution to the soil.

    I showed him a handful of cigarettes butts in my pocket and he seemed really happy about that.

    At the end he went to fill all the chainsaws and he wasn't good at it and was spilling a lot onto the frozen creek. I thought about mentioning to him about the organic practices of his farm. But for once folks I just shut the fuck up.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was in the alfalfa industry. It's quite lucrative. I got a gnarly case of alfalfa lung working at the feed plant though
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    What was that like?
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Dusty and musty
  7. #7
    Cool.ur still gay bit imprpud of u brasleh
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    do these guys know your a mentally unstable homosexual? i mean your out in the woods where nobody can hear them when you start your raep sesh
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ya thats what i thought
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought it hurt you to walk like half a mile, how are you able to tolerate doing that much physical labor?
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    tweak
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  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley

    God damn it

    Tweak is never the answer bro
  13. #13
    Better than being an alcoholic
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Eh idk.

    I mean both r bad, but honestly I get along better with drunks than tweaker buy they both suck. My kind of people catch a nod and shut the fuck up, they don't try to cook frozen pizzas in the box in the oven or try to randomly take apart your microwave like drunks or tweakers.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    u also overdose repeatedly and i stay awake until one day in my early 50s my heart explodes

    who would want someone just layin there lookin dead all the time and then when they're awake they're fucking sick, how shit is that for a baby daddy

    a tweaker?

    alive, doing stuff, learning, experiencing things, fighting demons, making money, good sex, not overdosing in a bathroom

    (my opinion)

    alcohol is very bad.
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  16. #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley u also overdose repeatedly and i stay awake until one day in my early 50s my heart explodes

    who would want someone just layin there lookin dead all the time and then when they're awake they're fucking sick, how shit is that for a baby daddy

    a tweaker?

    alive, doing stuff, learning, experiencing things, fighting demons, making money, good sex, not overdosing in a bathroom

    (my opinion)

    alcohol is very bad.

    Lol 👍 ok

    I mean I'm not promoting opiate addiction here I'm just saying I'm way cooler than all the other drug addicts that's all
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    guys in the last year i've slept with 4 women, 0 men. I post pictures of most of them cuz i have no life and we discuss them. I assure you all, I 'm not as gay as you think.

    Unless you wanna suck this dick you fucking faggot.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Today marks the end of the first week after that tree landed on me. My rib really fucking hurt and it's been raining and sleeting, so we haven't did the woodcutting. Now that I can like, push on it a little bit, i can see where there' sa shitload of inflamation that like is pushing out of my rib cage :/ it hurts to bend, cough, sneeze, hold heavy items agianst my chest.

    I've been doing yoga again everyday, despite the pain, because i believe that motion will encourage healing and i miss how flexible i used to be.

    When I realized how badly i had damaged myself, i resolved to quit drinking, aside from the wedding, i haven't drank in a week. I don't feel significantly healthier but it's probably because i have a fucked up rib and am a hard drug user.

    on a positive note, I also only smoke about 3-4 cigarettes a day instead of my usual half pack. I also have a job program lined up for when i get out speicalizing in helping handicapped people get back into the work force
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