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  1. I knew a guy once who had his heart on the right side of his chest.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *posting after "last post"*
  3. *posting after "last post"*
  4. You're now mortally vulnerable to a swarm of mosquitos.
  5. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Did you get bit? or you hurt yourself in the process of eradicating them or should I say Eviction of Rats?


    do you hold a Rat court in session? get some of your neighbors to be rat jurors and if convicted of death, have one be the extermiator.

    or you could do a more humane thing and release them in the middle of a state park. however, the state park might fine you.

    You just can't win

    Better to just eat 'em. Make a stew or something. A little rubbery, but not all that bad.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ what

    Her comment could have meant "two hours" of Hide the Sausage. Just goes to show details are important.
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood MY blood no longer clots WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN??? 13 DAYS WITH NO SCAB IS NOT NORMAL WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT SHIT

    I'm gonna get drunk and cut myself again to test this

    The jabs coagulate your platelets.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ I was joking.

    And you're not joking.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Oh yeah, sorry sir.

    That was the joke.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ He was clearly joking, adult.

    Jokes aren't allowed here.
  11. Originally posted by stl1 I want one of those hot alien broads with the three hooters!


    A tryclops.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ You're not putting words in his mouth are you? That would be a pretty strong tell that you're losing whatever argument you're trying to make.

    I'm not the one who brought up the movie ticket stub, kid.
  13. The average person takes 15 breaths per minute. That's 900 breaths an hour. At 5 cents a breath, they could charge you $45/hour to breathe.
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK, MAYBE

    I have a scar on my thumb from when I cut it and it got infected. I remember it scabbing in a few hours and got infected for a few days and then it was fine.

    This shit has not scabbed and is not behaving properly. The vaccine fucked up my DNA wtf

    Just don't let anyone stab or shoot you and you'll be fine.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ No. You found common ground. You both agree a person should have to prove theyre a us citizen registered to vote legally…

    A movie ticket stub says you're wrong.
  16. Originally posted by stl1 Movie ticket stub.

    Do you support illegal aliens taking up votes in American elections?
  17. Of Hide the Sausage.
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing free in this world my yellow skinned friend..there is a price to pay for EVERYTHING.

    They haven't started charging to breathe air... yet.
  19. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I normally just ignore this kind of stuff and it goes away after a few days

    it was a deep cut and still hasn't formed a scab after 13 days, I dont get it

    You killed your T cells with the jab. Now, you'll bleed to death after being stabbed with a letter opener.
  20. Originally posted by stl1 We can probably find a disagreement over acceptable forms of ID, just to keep the status quo.

    Like what? A WalMart receipt?
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