2022-01-24 at 2:16 PM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Never look a gift snail in the teeth.
2022-01-24 at 2:46 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Sleep tight and don't let the snails bite.
2022-01-24 at 2:37 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
A snail saved is a snail earned.
2022-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
A snail in the hand is worth two in the bush.
2022-01-24 at 2:12 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Snails are slain with nails.
2022-01-24 at 1:54 AM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Huge trucker convoy of over 100,000 semis from all across the country are headed to Ottawa right now, all due to arrive on Jan 29th. They're going to jam up downtown Ottawa and most of the city, and they're not moving until this farce is declared over. The commie/socialist/radical liberal prime minister and his clown posse of frauds are hiding under their desks and desperately calling their New World Order handlers for orders.
In the old days, they only bathed every four months. When they were ripe and it finally came time, the man of the house would bathe first, then the woman, then the kids, and the baby last, at which point the water in the tub was so black you couldn't even see the baby. That's how they got the saying, "don't throw the baby out with the bath water". The moar u now.
2022-01-24 at 12:51 AM UTC
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First Conflict of 2022
“A snail walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at it and says, “Get out! We don’t serve snails here!” He picks up the snail and throws it down the street. One year later, the snail shows up on the bar and says, ‘What did you do that for?’”
