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  1. No, it's when you pull down your pants and your boner pops out.
  2. Originally posted by Sudo Shut up dummy, you don't even drive a car

    That didn't scare me, kid.
  3. The Climate Agenda is nothing but a hoax. A pretext to bring in the New World Order under a true and noble and just cause. Evil always flies under the banner of all that is good and pure. As if these bags of shit care about the weather. They don't even care about their own citizens, their own country, or even the futures of their own kids, much less the weather.
  4. You ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until the price goes up 10X higher than it is right now.
  5. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Aren't Tardigrades indestructible or some shit? I find that hard to believe if you fired them into the sun.

    Tardigrades (water bears) were taken into space on the FOTON-M3 launch and exposed to the combined effect of vacuum and full solar UV radiation. They survived. They can also survive 1,200 times atmospheric pressure, 1,000 times more radiation than any other animal, can withstand −460 °F to 300 °F temperatures, and can go without food or water for more than 30 years.
  6. Yeah, well, without space you wouldn't have an ocean. The chicken has to come before the egg.
  7. Originally posted by troon …you otherwise stingy cunt.

    You should demand a full refund.
  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood anything reddit canada is terrible. Stay away because those are all the leftist weirdos that give our country a bad name. They are all Antifa supports which is fucking cringe

    Not all, only half. Same thing in the US.
  9. Originally posted by stl1 It definitely has for the last two Presidents.

    ONE IS A LYING, CHEATING, SELF SERVING, SEDITIONIST, RACE-BAITING, THREE RING CIRCUS ORANGE CLOWN WHILE THE OTHER IS TRULY PRESIDENTIAL WITH THE PEOPLE'S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART.

    You should do standup comedy.
  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump Secret illegal immigrant flights. Deliberate population replacement. On hidden camera footage guy admits "the government is betraying the american people".

    It's a capital crime, punishable by death, in the United States.

    8 U.S. Code § 1324

    (a)Criminal penalties
    (1)
    (A)Any person who—
    (i)knowing that a person is an alien, brings to or attempts to bring to the United States in any manner whatsoever such person at a place other than a designated port of entry or place other than as designated by the Commissioner, regardless of whether such alien has received prior official authorization to come to, enter, or reside in the United States and regardless of any future official action which may be taken with respect to such alien;
    (ii)knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, transports, or moves or attempts to transport or move such alien within the United States by means of transportation or otherwise, in furtherance of such violation of law;
    (iii)knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation;
    (iv)encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law; or
    (v)
    (I)engages in any conspiracy to commit any of the preceding acts, or
    (II)aids or abets the commission of any of the preceding acts,
    shall be punished as provided in subparagraph (B).
    (B)A person who violates subparagraph (A) shall, for each alien in respect to whom such a violation occurs—
    (i)in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i) or (v)(I) or in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(ii), (iii), or (iv) in which the offense was done for the purpose of commercial advantage or private financial gain, be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both;
    (ii)in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(ii), (iii), (iv), or (v)(II), be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both;
    (iii)in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i), (ii), (iii), (iv), or (v) during and in relation to which the person causes serious bodily injury (as defined in section 1365 of title 18) to, or places in jeopardy the life of, any person, be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both; and
    (iv)in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i), (ii), (iii), (iv), or (v) resulting in the death of any person, be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, fined under title 18, or both.
  11. Originally posted by stl1 The Guardian
    January 6 panel subpoenas figures in scheme backing fake Trump electors
    Hugo Lowell in Washington DC


    The House select committee investigating the Capitol attack on Friday issued subpoenas to lead participants in an audacious scheme to send fake Trump slates of electors to Congress.

    The development comes as the panel seeks to learn whether the plan was coordinated by the Trump White House.

    The fake certificates – which falsely declared Donald Trump the winner of the 2020 election, though the states had officially declared otherwise – are significant as they appear to have been a key tenet of the former president’s effort to return himself to power.

    The fake slates of electors were sent to Congress from seven contested states that were in fact won by Joe Biden. Trump and his allies might have hoped to use them as justification for having Biden’s wins in those states rejected.

    Congressman Bennie Thompson, the chairman of the select committee, said that he had authorized subpoenas to 14 Republicans who were listed as the chairperson and the secretary of each group of “alternate electors” in order to learn how the scheme was coordinated.

    The move by the select committee comes days after the deputy attorney general, Lisa Monaco, confirmed that the justice department had opened an investigation into the scheme, raising the stakes for the fake electors and any Trump White House aides who may have been involved.

    "We got 'im this time, folks." - st|1
  12. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Fucking kids with his massive cock nose. Only you of all people would miss him.

    Hey, cocknoses are people, too.
  13. Originally posted by aldra I honestly don't even know what goes into preparing a podcast

    I guess we'd need to write up a list of topics, talk shit for a few hours then cut the audio up?

    Step #1 is to make sure the camera's view only goes waist-high.
  14. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready says the guy from the country that is allowing a Chinese military build up. Allowing China to "train" their troops?

    China is a big fucking country. why are there Chinese troops training in BC?

    it doesn't even make any fucking sense. from what I understand, they let Russians do the same thing in the US.

    Have you got something against communist regimes?
  15. Why don't China and Russia just split the United States between them?
  16. Originally posted by Tyrant Fuck yourself

    FLUCK YOURSELF
  17. Originally posted by Tyrant Fuck you

    FLUCK YOU
  18. Originally posted by Tyrant Fuck off

    FLOCK OFF
  19. Originally posted by mmQ That's the go-to line from people that have never spoken on stage before. Most of the time the audience is dimmed out anyway so you can't even see them, so that's really not the point behind stage fright. It's like what sudo said, just getting up there and getting over it, taking your lumps and your shame until you realize it doesn't matter.

    I mean if you genuinely suck, you'll know after a few tries, and you can proceed accordingly, but if it's just nerves, you'll also know, and can proceed accordingly.

    Another way is to keep reminding yourself they all wipe their bums, too.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.

    There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.

    I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.

    Oh the shit winds of change…

    Just imagine everyone sitting in their underwear.
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