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1. 2022-03-26 at 3:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sudo Will Never Make A TRT Edition
   

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   Drummer Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters, dead.
2. 2022-03-25 at 5:28 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Every Canadian will already be dead by then.

   
   Wrong. We have a huge maple syrup supply to fall back on.
3. 2022-03-25 at 3:12 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
   

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   Fat Americans are the slowest, so they'll be the first to be chased down and eaten.
4. 2022-03-25 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
   

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   Americans will eat each other. Mark my words.
5. 2022-03-25 at 3:53 AM UTC in End de-facto ban on stl1
   

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   Lanny has driven off at least two dozen members with his kidiot antics, just so far.
6. 2022-03-25 at 1:45 AM UTC in Poland planning to invade Ukraine from the West
   

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   Originally posted by Donald Trump OTOH I have heard from sources close to the Ghost of Kyiv that thanks to the sanctions the avocado toast shortage among the Red Army is becoming acute.

   
   Noo! Not the avocado toast! What will limousine liberals do now?
7. 2022-03-24 at 10:36 PM UTC in Poland planning to invade Ukraine from the West
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you dressed in winter gear? Wait,let me guess, you do it in your bear feet. You know the ones that you took when you killed a bear with your bear hands.

   
   Some years, it's literally colder than the North Pole here.
8. 2022-03-24 at 10:09 PM UTC in Poland planning to invade Ukraine from the West
   

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   We operate daily in -45F temps and we're fine. No frostbite.
9. 2022-03-24 at 10:08 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

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   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   It's been a month since Russia invaded, and this is what it looks like when you've been on coke every day since then trying to keep up with your workload.

   
   What's with the fingers?
10. 2022-03-24 at 10:05 PM UTC in Tweezering rusty window chunk out of my EYE
    

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    I just rip the entire eye out. I have two pirate eye patches now.
11. 2022-03-24 at 9:14 PM UTC in Tweezering rusty window chunk out of my EYE
    

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    The eye is the window to the soul.
12. 2022-03-24 at 9:12 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Belfast stone or Smithfield stone?

    
    Granny Smith stone.
13. 2022-03-24 at 8:17 PM UTC in Poland planning to invade Ukraine from the West
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny until they realize that russia is being resupplied by china.

    
    Those damn Chinese!
14. 2022-03-24 at 8:17 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Is that metric or imperial apples?

    
    Stone.
15. 2022-03-24 at 8:09 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump What is that in newtons?

    
    3.2 apples.
16. 2022-03-24 at 1:20 PM UTC in "Cracker" is now becoming effective
    

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    I prefer whitey.
17. 2022-03-24 at 3:31 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo But does it have to be wheat? Could you put ketchup on a cracker and call it a pizza?

    
    You can legally squeak by, if you classify it as a "mini-pizza".
18. 2022-03-24 at 1:50 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

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    A round, flat piece of uncooked dough with a single drop of tomato sauce in the middle can be legally classified as a pizza.
19. 2022-03-24 at 12:19 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so the last round doesnt get ejected.
    
    ???

    
    Nope. Has to be manually removed.
20. 2022-03-23 at 11:34 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

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    The trick is managing that little tail propeller in back.