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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 12 pairs of toe socks

    Sooo... one sock for each toe twice a week?
  2. Originally posted by Lodger Free …spoke of cities like Tel Aviv and San Francisco being the hotspot of botchery and sin.

    The modern Sodom and Gomorrah, and we all know what happened to those guys.
  3. Originally posted by UNSUB Where did I say anything about preferring anyone or “tweets” you retard.

    I’ve read your posts. I could draw a picture in crayon that a third grader would understand and you would still require an explanation.

    I don’t waste my time explaining anything to retards.

    You're just a lot of name calling, kid. Basically, just all smoke and mirrors.
  4. You'll know when it's SARS-COV-2, because it attacks both lungs with double pneumonia.
  5. Always hit the snout when a pitbull locks on to your vagina.
  6. The T-80 is pretty tough and deadly.
  7. I am now in contact with The Army of the Twelve Monkeys. Details to follow.
  8. Spaghetti and the other world are closely related.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Why then did you not account for the foxes looking around to make sure they're safe?

    The darting about was included in the observation.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ I'm talking about the guy in the video. Why do you arbitrarily use 40 minutes anyway?

    I've closely studied the movements and habits of every fox on the planet. My documentation proves an average fox can dig a tunnel under a quail coop in exactly 40 minutes.
  11. Originally posted by Lodger Free I thought he might be a rancher farmer or just grows his own food

    Pretty sure he lives in the Old South, up in them thare mountains.
  12. Originally posted by UNSUB You do show some clear signs of the syndrome. Does your breath also smell like his old man balls?

    You prefer a guy who literally shits his pants in a room full of people and sniffs children than a guy who makes mean tweets. Can you explain that clearly?
  13. Originally posted by mmQ He accounts for tunneling. These aren't just your average geek off the street chicken coop builders. They've seen some shit. They know what's up.

    So you're saying Polecat is a natural-born redneck.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Technically a Jew was the first person to download files from the cloud using a tablet. His name was Moses.

  15. Originally posted by aldra sploo and kro'z dying really did a number on traffic

    There was a day when sacrificial lambs actually meant something.
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Garden of Eden was a prison camp not a paradise. Mankind was not thrown out. We escaped thanks to the gift of free will (forbidden fruit/knowledge) given to woman by "the serpent" and passed to their offspring.

    Stop lying.
  17. Originally posted by aldra one one hand, the idea of face tattoos is kind of cool because you're voluntarily opting out of civil society and gainful employment pretty much permanently



    on the other, they all look so fucking stupid

    Also makes you extremely easy to identify.

    *clown face appears*

    Police: I know exactly who you are.
  18. Originally posted by POLECAT …then we can start eating the extra birds. trying to order 50 jumbo's they weigh 11 to 14 oz, the ones I got range from 5 oz to 9 oz

    That's murder. I get my birds from the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.
  19. Originally posted by POLECAT 40 MIN MY ASS, A FOX WILL SPEND 35 MIN OF EVERY 40 MIN LOOKING AROUND FOR DANGER

    Well, it can definitely tunnel, and it will.
  20. The best way to get into PayPal would be to use the default password on the router (most idiots never set a password on it), then setup the DNS in there to point the PayPal domain name to an IP and server of choosing, while cleverly disguising the fake PayPal page as the real one. It will be HTTP, not HTTPs, but most idiots are too stupid to notice that.
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