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  1. NO REFUNDS
    EVEN ON BROKEN, SOURED and SULLIED MERCHANDISE
    BECAUSE COVID
  2. If you get monkeypox and don't get treated, you start liking bananas and develop an urge for tree climbs, and eventually you turn into a literal monkey.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny invalid answer

    Ok. Vanilla?
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fixed.

    what composition of white tho.

    Creamy white.
  5. Sooo... magnet... string... slingshot..
  6. Originally posted by aldra use a magnet to guide it out

    Are we talking... plumbing... here?
  7. Originally posted by Kafka I just fucking snapped my braces and swallowed it, about the length of a fingertip I swallowed that metal. I have an appointment on Wednesday so it will be replaced but I just swallowed fucking wire

    You are now officially a cyborg.
  8. Originally posted by aldra Australia

    white/SE asian

    Do you have slanted eyes?
  9. Originally posted by Ghost about to smoke meth

    Don't Do It!!
  10. Originally posted by Ghost yeah man I do faaaat lines of coke in the bathrooms at rehab REAL SHIT you fucing junkie lsoers

    There could be a few nice stashes cleverly hidden in a bathroom like that.
  11. Originally posted by SBTlauien I had a customer attempt to pay for about $15 worth of items using his chip card. The register read "CARD ERROR". So the customer said, "I'll try to swipe it instead." After swiping it, it said "PLEASE INSERT CARD". I asked a manager what I should do, and he said to just type in the card info. So I went through the process, which had me type in the card number, expiration date, and the 3 digit security code on the back of the card, and it went through.

    So basically, if you have the card's number, expiration date, and three digit security code, you could just print out a card with a damaged chip, and spend away.

    That's because an Interact Debit Card also acts as a credit card, if it has the VISA or Mastercard logo.
  12. Originally posted by Ghost i think democracy should be made worse. You should be able to pay for more votes

    The logic being that all parties have an equal ability and opportunity to buy their votes.
  13. They don't call him Tutu Jenkins for nothing.
  14. And don't forget that offensive Russian earmuff hat.
  15. Originally posted by Ghost It's printed on red white and blue stainless steel tablets

    I'd print it on nitroglycerin paper.
  16. That book MUST be burned, at once.
  17. Originally posted by Ghost What if we just had sex with animals and didn't eat them

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