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  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you are not officially a minister until youve molested your first boy.

    no, it must be a little boy.

    Uhhhmm... how do you know this??
  2. "I stomp my laundry with my feet in the shower to save time and water."
  3. Is the head priest from Nigeria?
  4. Originally posted by Sudo I might end up in jail soon, who tf knows I just know anything is better than being here

    What kind of father puts his own kids in a CPS foster home? There's child sex trafficking and kidnapping there and everything.
  5. And never leave home without your Fuck Off Spray.

  6. Originally posted by Donald Trump The office of the American Presidency exists to give hope.

    Hope that no matter how senile or orange or poncy or dumb, no matter how creepy or slimy or fake you are, you can still pretend to be in charge.

    In America even a corrupt senile old pedophile can reach the highest office in the land. Even an orange golf course proprietor can say the right things and be elected.

    Even some silver-tongued faggit born in Kenya can become the President.
  7. Originally posted by Michael Myers I was sent a letter by the government, saying I was at risk for covid-19 due to my asthma and therefore they urged me to get vaccinated. However, I decided not to take it. I don't have a problem with vaccinations, what I do have a problem with is being pressured to take it. Not only that, but a proper vaccine takes years to work on, it's not wise to take a vaccine that was developed within ten years. Covid-19 vaccines were developed within two years at most. That makes it more of an experimental vaccine. Why should I have to take an experimental vaccine?

    What's wrong with being a human guinea pig for BigPharma's profit margin? Don't you care about other people's health, but not your own?
  8. Originally posted by mmQ …" The clue might be "this phrase was cringely popularized by 4chan and now used by incel retards to try and justify their actions" at which point buzzing in and saying "what is.. you are all normies?" is what would make sense.

    Sure, but that's a different category. Everything, even the dumb and stupid stuff, has its own category. That's the way we play Jeppurdy around these here parts.
  9. Originally posted by CandyRein *attention Access must be renewed*

    I think they sell Attention Spray Bottles now.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ That's what I just said and why it doesn't make sense.

    Torvalds!

    Since when does a category not make sense?
  11. He'd pop one out once in a blue moon, put salt on it, and stare at the night sky while chewing.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no need to pretend.

    ill impregnate you.

    Doubt she wants a Mongolian child.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Whenever someone makes these types of jeopardy reference I always wonder why they do it like this. It's like backwards jeopardy or something. Choosing a category after someone says a clue. What?

    The category is "What losers say to winners", and the prize value is $500, silly.
  14. https://notallowedto.com/jars-of-pickled-human-testicles-found-in-storage-unit/
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure your a very remotely a doctor,

    very remotely.

    covid or otherwise.

    I'm actually a real doctor. You can address me as Dr. -SpectraL.
  16. Originally posted by POLECAT gorilla glue still, got 1.5 lbs left,,, NFS

    The Garlick Cookies, also called GMO (nothing to do with genetic altering), is almost identical to the Gorilla Glue #4, in taste, small and potency. In fact, it even hits a bit harder. It's an indica-dominant hybrid strain, created by crossing the infamous breed, Girl Scout Cookies, with the equally respected Chemdawg. Same euphoric/couch lock effects as GG4. The buds are packed with resin crystals.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny live prisoners are more valuable than dead ones.

    I highly doubt you could withstand an hour of her, having her alive.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you a doctor

    We're remote doctors.

    BECAUSE COVID.
  19. Anything can be anything you want it to be. Like, a dog can be a cat, a cow can be a bird, a horse can be a fish, and a bootlicker can be a fool.
  20. If you don't have a Value Village, you can use E-Bay. There's tons of items on there you can easily sell elsewhere for double the price you paid for it. It's a little more intensive, in that you have to be good at monitoring what's out there, and you have to be good at knowing what has value and what doesn't. For example, musical instruments. You can buy or bid a high-end Zildjian cymbal for $100 and then sell it on Kijiji for 50% profit. Very easy money.
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