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  1. The car obviously had a flux capacitor installed.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Sep 15, 2022 - Finally, the world is starting to see it your way, Taurus. Be yourself and don't be squeamish about telling people exactly how it is. Your thinking is clear and focused. Use your penetrating mind to accomplish mental tasks. Your intense nature is powerful, so act wisely. Today may well be one in which other people realize that you really aren't as crazy as they first thought.

    You know, you're not as crazy as I first thought.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Slowball – Fastball

    Speedball – Motionlessball

    Slowball -- Fastball

    Speedball -- Motionlessball

    Motionless Ball -- Metaverse Ball
  4. Ayyyeee...

  5. Originally posted by Balloon Man What's a speedball

    The opposite of a slowball.
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Motion carried, the eyes have it.

    Aye.
  7. Originally posted by Kafka … just crafty.

    Tell us more.
  8. Originally posted by Incessant Nah homie don't they just nostril rape you and shoot into your body? Get out of here with this remote technology shit. Go home spectral, you're drunk.

    Seems crazy, but it's 100% true. There's no magic or hocus pocus involved. Demons are really fallen angels, rebel aliens, bad aliens, and these aliens use nothing but science to accomplish everything they do - science that is millions of years more advanced than ours. When they "possess" you, what they really do is hack your body and control it, just like you would a computer. In your body, there are chemical and electrical reactions going on. You are like a network. All they do is use advanced focused fields and microscopic particle beams to hijack and manipulate those electrical and chemical routes to make you do anything they want, make you forget anything they want, make you remember anything they want. That's how you can have thousands of them in a single body, because they're all logged into the same network: you.
  9. This is what happens when you remove that little tag on the pillow that says please do not remove. The feds show up.
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol where do you come up with shit if you're not on something?

    Is that you or the demons inside you posting?
  11. Many people are literally possessed by one or more demons and don't even know it. But if they're smart enough, they will begin to sense it, by noting certain patterns, events and behaviors, which eventually become clear to have emanated from some outside source. The "demons' are the rebel aliens using highly advanced remote technology to control and orchestrate human bodies.
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like the tribe that didn't exist that I made up a story about to fit into a conversation I just walked into.

    Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, Rodent.
  13. Like the tribe which preyed incessantly for water during a drought, only to be wiped out by torrential rains and a resulting flood.
  14. Originally posted by Murk Lore that is so fucking gross

    these people are possessed by Satan on levels of perversions only Steven could understand

    A single body can possess around 6,000 or more demons.

    And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes. And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones. But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him, And cried with a loud voice, and said, "What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not." For he said unto him, "Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit." And he asked him, "What is thy name?" And he answered, saying, "My name is Legion: for we are many." And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country. Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding. And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them. And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in the sea. And they that fed the swine fled, and told it in the city, and in the country. And they went out to see what it was that was done. And they come to Jesus, and see him that was possessed with the devil, and had the legion, sitting, and clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid. And they that saw it told them how it befell to him that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine. And they began to pray him to depart out of their coasts. And when he was come into the ship, he that had been possessed with the devil prayed him that he might be with him. Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, "Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee."

    https://www.britannica.com/topic/centurion-Roman-military-officer

    "A legion was nominally composed of 6,000 soldiers, and each legion was divided up into 10 cohorts, with each cohort containing 6 centuria. The centurion thus nominally commanded about 100 men, and there were 60 centurions in a legion."
  15. Originally posted by Sudo This posts contains no truthful statements

    All three statements are completely true, kid.
  16. Originally posted by Steven yea man the qtip thing is interesting actually i was watching the news and heard that it was actually a ploy by Big Chinese Ear Wax Removal trying to push out western competitors like Q-tips and Sky Organic Cotton Swabs. Their 'scientists' say that qtips push the ear wax in but im like lol have they even looked in my ear? Asian ppls and non Asian ppls have different earwax anyway I heard theirs is all grey and dry and OURS is shrek-like in appearance and candleature but you know what's funny is I've been using qtips and sky brand organic cotton ear swabs al lmy life (born in the 80's like a real one, beavis and butthead ya'll) and I've never had a SINGLE problem with ear wax getting pushed in, like you said, it literally removes wax you know??

    Clean your ears out, dude.
  17. Originally posted by troon all threads seem to be turning into wariat threads. even when he's not posting lmao

    Technically known as the "Wariat Effect".
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