Kroz is literally starving to death in sub zero temps right now people. Even his cell phone died. Have a heart, you know?
2021-02-17 at 6:04 PM UTC
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help me unlock tyrone
Whatever happened to the old iron ball and chain setup?
Kroz may have frozen to death last night.
Millions of Texans with no power. They're starving and freezing to death, as we speak.
This is what happens when some people forget their cell phone.
2021-02-17 at 1:01 AM UTC
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I got a corn on THE COB!
Corn on the knob... amirite?
2021-02-17 at 12:54 AM UTC
in
I got a NEW JOB!
It's always a shock to the guy who gets his results back and finds out he not only passed his drug test, but he's pregnant.
2021-02-17 at 12:25 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.
Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??
To watch you piss.
Oh, really??
Yes, pull it out and piss, please.
2021-02-17 at 12:12 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
People usually use their mother's or their father's piss, or a family member's.
2021-02-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
It's better not to know precisely where the precipice is, because if you know exactly where it is, then you will risk standing on its very edge. Better you not know, that way you'll stay far away from it.
2021-02-16 at 11:29 PM UTC
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One Day..
You could have built a boat in your basement in that year.
2021-02-16 at 11:16 PM UTC
in
I got a NEW JOB!
Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.
Everybody should be unbanned right now, and we can start fresh, anew and unbutthurt.
