2021-02-17 at 12:25 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.
Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??
To watch you piss.
Oh, really??
Yes, pull it out and piss, please.
2021-02-17 at 12:12 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
People usually use their mother's or their father's piss, or a family member's.
2021-02-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
It's better not to know precisely where the precipice is, because if you know exactly where it is, then you will risk standing on its very edge. Better you not know, that way you'll stay far away from it.
2021-02-16 at 11:29 PM UTC
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One Day..
You could have built a boat in your basement in that year.
2021-02-16 at 11:16 PM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.
Everybody should be unbanned right now, and we can start fresh, anew and unbutthurt.
2021-02-16 at 6:58 PM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
Celebrate with a few lines of cocaine.
19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth
and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
We shall call it "Shot With a Potato".
There's no rule here that says you can't harass people with sexual innuendo. What kind of a site doesn't allow harassing people with sexual innuendo??
What would happen to people if the power grid stayed off for a month or two? Describe the stages of grief, and their ultimate demises.
2021-02-16 at 11:24 AM UTC
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REINSTATE INFINITYCOCK
Lanny is way too obstinate and unreasonable to give up now. And therein lies the fun.
Ban him from making posts he's making anyways. Makes sense.
People eat a lot utter shit and clog up all their arteries and veins. All that grease and grime collects over time in the circulatory system, then all of a sudden, bang, they're on the floor, either permanently paralyzed or dead. Especially when they just sit there day after day and never exercise or do anything. Always best to eat a bare minimum amount of the garbage out there and at least have one hobby to keep your system working properly.
