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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Do you know how Lucy takes a leak now that she CHOPPED HER PENIS OFF?

    Only the jewels came off.
  2. Back in the old days, they had a lot of tape worms, so what they'd do is heat up a big bowl of hot soup and the person with the tape worm would breathe in the fumes for several minutes to half an hour, drawing the hungry tape worm up through the person's throat, and then a family member or two would grab the tape worm's head when it slowly appeared out of the person's mouth and they'd hang onto it with dear life while it tried to retract itself, often resulting in tearing the tape worm in half and the other half would retract right back into the person's intestines and regrow itself a new head. So the idea was to pull it out whole the first time.
  3. Dear LiveLeakers,
    I'm sure you're wondering what's going on right now so it's only right and proper that you get a full
    explanation.
    Fifteen years ago we felt the project we were working on had peaked and it was time to move on,
    LiveLeak was born. Although it's an overused analogy the last fifteen years have been an insane
    rollercoaster for all involved. Highs, lows, and some rather worrying bits where it felt like we were upside
    down. The thing is, it's never been less than exhilarating, challenging and something we were all fully
    committed to. Nothing lasts forever though and – as we did all those years ago – we felt LiveLeak had
    achieved all that it could and it was time for us to try something new and exciting.
    The world has changed a lot over these last few years, the Internet alongside it, and we as people. I'm sat
    here now writing this with a mixture of sorrow because LL has been not just a website or business but a
    way of life for me and many of the guys but also genuine excitement at what's next.
    I hope some of you will enjoy ItemFix and find it useful and entertaining. It's something completely
    different, completely fresh, and something we feel energized about tackling and whilst I know many of
    you will be upset, possibly angry, about our decision I do hope you also understand our reasons and
    appreciate that, alongside you, we have walked together through some interesting times and some crazy
    ones. Sometimes it's just the right time to chart a new path.
    I'd like to wrap this up with thanks. Thank you to all the team past and present, the “inner circle”, the
    admins, the mods, the coders. You guys helped make the impossible possible for so long it's unreal. If
    people truly knew what you'd put into this...they probably wouldn't believe it. But I know and I can't
    thank you enough.
    To the members, the uploaders, the casual visitors, the trolls and the occasionally demented people who
    have been with us. You have been our constant companions and although we probably didn't get to
    communicate too often you're appreciated more than you realize. On a personal level you have fascinated
    and amused me with your content.
    Lastly, to those no longer with us. I still remember you.
    On behalf of the LiveLeak team and myself
    Cheers,


    Hayden
  4. The Wizard - An Ode to kroz

    Misty morning, clouds in the sky
    Without warning, the Wizard walks by
    Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
    Funny clothes, tinkling bell

    Never talking
    Just keeps walking
    Spreading his magic

    Evil power disappears
    Demons worry, when the Wizard is near
    He turns tears into joy
    Everyone's happy, when the Wizard walks by

    Never talking
    Just keeps walking
    Spreading his magic

    Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
    All the people give a happy sigh
    He has passed by, giving his sign
    Left all the people feeling so fine

    Never talking
    Just keeps walking
    Spreading his magic

  5. Maybe it will fall on Hillary Clinton's head, like the house on the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz.
  6. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready theyre now projecting it to land between Buffalo to Toronto

    That's Liberal country, I believe.
  7. What's with the flood of cock nose bans?
  8. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready 19.8 tons

    Like 10 dump trucks falling on your head.
  9. The stage is 10 stories tall and weighs over 10 tons.
  10. Where else are we going to see two guys get literally chopped up alive with a chainsaw?
  11. If you hear a low whine, steadily building over several minutes, look up.
  12. It has a Fona-like feel/vibe to it.
  13. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Not a single one of your dumbass theories have been proven.

    Shut the fuck up and change your man diaper.

    No, I actually interacted with them. The mods there. I found out the majority of them are far left fanatics who hate humanity and love to lord it over users and their content like little kings and petty fascists. They're quite rabid. I skated circles around them and played them for years, and then they permabanned me after I fucked them over with accurate statements and indisputable truths at the end in a major debate among mods. They couldn't take it, so that's all they had left. They had to resort to running for their little ban buttons, as if that would ever in a million years stop the likes of me. There were also a good number of mods on there who were fair and just and balanced in their views, but it became less and less of them as time went on, and more and more radical leftists. I became bored with it all and left around 2010, after being a member from the very start.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ LL has been shit for like 6 years at least. Begone!

    At the end, the radical leftists had taken most of the control. Surprisingly, most of them were actually cops and the like.
  15. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Truth. As in mangled corpses and the like? I'm sure he said he was passing the torch to someone else. It's not gone, just a different name.

    They weren't just showing gore videos, though. They would also post video and audio content which the Deep State and their social network hand puppets had banned. They couldn't touch Ogrish, because they just kept moving the server around. I would guess they just finally got tired of dealing with the constant bullshit. The War on Freedom of Expression and Truth finally took its toll. But there's new soldiers stepping up. More and more every day. The Truth can't be stopped.
  16. Originally posted by stl1 Sure.

    You're absolutely right.

    What the hell was I thinking after all 50 States certified the elections and the Senate certified the results on Jan. 6, 2021 after an insurrection and temporary siege at the Capitol and all of Trump's 60 law suits were laughed out of court?

    Over a disgraced, lying, twice impeached, one term ex-president claiming to have won an election when he actually had lost his first election to Hillary Clinton by 3 million votes and who never in his 4 years once reached a 50% approval rating?

    How could Trump not have won?

    Some clown who never accomplished a single thing in over 50 years in politics, with no campaign platform whatsoever, who hid in his basement during the entire campaign, who didn't even know where he was or what he was doing or saying, got more votes than any other President in US history. That's what you expect reasonable people to believe. Like expecting people to believe in the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. Seriously. If you're stupid enough to believe a nothing burger like Biden could ever in a million years beat somebody like Trump, you're a truly hopeless case.
  17. Originally posted by Nile Pretty sure you're Judas.

    Think of me as a bad Jesus, with all the powers.
  18. Back in 2000, it used to be called Ogrish.com. Another victim of left-wing cancel culture, joined at the hip with the deep state and the fake news networks. Ogrish just posts the truth, and they don't want the truth out there. You could always find the truth on Ogrish, when all the other lackeys had banned it. But this is now the Age of the Sheep, so places like that aren't welcome anymore.
  19. Originally posted by Nile Wait who's Jesus in this scenario? Lanny?

    I'm the "Christian hypocrite", because I don't follow the expected script.
  20. Exhibit A, Your Honors:


    2. No intentionally disrupting discussion. - This one is, admittedly, fuzzy. The site is here so people can have a place to talk about what they want to talk about. If you spam incoherent crap in a thread about something technical or specific then allowing that would just be defeating the point of the site. If you call someone a faggot for making a dumb thread, well that's probably alright. Listen, it's not a clear line when shitposting in good faith becomes intentional disruption but my pledge to you, gentle posters, is that I really don't care and will always err on the site of not doing anything.

    sauce: https://niggasin.space/page/about
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