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  1. Settle down, killer.
  2. He used to chide Romney as being a "choker", but he ended up to be the greatest choker of them all. Ran like a coward when the chips were down. Abandoned his duty, his oath and his country when it counted. Probably the greatest disgrace ever seen in US history.
  3. The race card goes a loooong way these days.
  4. Hey, hey, hey. How about a pudding pop?
  5. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ill program an auto mailer when my apple watch bpm goes under 15

    It would help if we could get audio/video of your death throes as well. Any gurgles, coughs, screams or cries would be much appreciated.
  6. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No one cares about Canada.

    Captain Kirk is Canadian.
  7. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked on an objective scale of yawning to bleeding out of my eyes with the latter being 10. im at like a 4 or 5 right now. Stay tuned

    Also, let us know the moment you die, if you do die. At least while in the process of dying.
  8. We need an ass hair thread.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Being wrong actually is pretty cool, because it means that now, you know you're right.

    We should all take turns admitting something that we felt very strongly about it, but later admitted that we were wrong.

    I guess it depends on certain factors since a lot of 'right and wrong' seems to boil down to opinions based off facts and not just facts.

    Like for me, when covid started, I firmly believed that it was much more of a threat to me than it turned out to be. I stayed in my apartment for like 30 days straight pretty much and if I left I used little disinfect wipes every time I touched a doorknob or handle or whatever.

    Eventually I realized I was going a little overboard, and funnily I was also NOT wearing a mask or anything like that. Then places started doing all the mask mandates and I wore a mask when I had to, but stopped caring about touching everything in public.

    Then I booked a flight to Alaska and sort of came to a funny realization when I was in the airport, what with them having all these strict guidelines as far as proof of a negative test within 2 weeks, and then the social distancing and mask mandate inside the airport, where everyone is all spread out and it seems like maybe it actually is meaningful, and then boarding the plane and just realizing how funny it all was, that everyone that was just doing all these precautionary measures were now all jam packed together inside this tube absolutely breathing all of the same air, but we still had to wear our masks the entire time. (But it's ok to take them off when you're eating or drinking, for extended periods of time.)

    It all just became a little funny to me. The thing is, I realized that people weren't mandating these because they wanted to fuck with us– they absolutely meant well and figured they were helping… well, for the most part. So I can't look back and laugh or be mad at the airlines or businesses that required masks and distancing, because overall they were just trying to help- their intentions were good.

    I can look back and laugh at how ridiculous it all really is. Sports venues, concerts, all shut down, NBA having a season in a BUBBLE. NCAA canceling the football season altogether basically. NFL games and MLB games playing at empty stadiums some with cardboard cutouts of fans. LOL.

    And now? They are all PACKED TO THE BRIM. no concern whatsoever, because there really doesn't need to be concern.

    I don't deny the reality that covid is a real thing but I can admit I was HOODWINKED into its severity.

    So that's my admittance.

    You were HOODWINKED.
  10. Originally posted by Obbe Your mom gave 10,000 points to this dick.

    That didn't frighten me.
  11. 12. You couch dive for quarters to get enough for that last 6-pack.
  12. You know you're an alcoholic when:

    1. You shit the bed.
    2. You start drinking before 10am.
    3. Your garage or basement is packed to the ceiling with empty liquor and beer bottles.
    4. You've killed two or more persons (consecutively), while driving under the influence.
    5. You always argue with the bartender at last call.
    6. You don't bother to use glasses or cups anymore.
    7. Your skin is turning a motley greyish color.
    8. You don't recognize yourself in the mirror.
    9. You get discount fliers from various liquor stores in the mail.
    10. Your sense of hearing has been reduced down to 10-15%.
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Your mom is a slave to my cock

    Off topic. That will be 10,000 10-point infractions.
  14. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked This is the most tame illness ive had in a long time. Tested negative for covid. This is just a gnarly flu.

    Let us know if it gets worse as time progresses. My guess is it will. That's the way these toxic injections work.
  15. Almost everyone is a slave right now.
  16. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah. When i was looking for apts in april or may

    That's what's causing your sickness. Millions of others are reporting similar sickness after injecting the experimental mRNA gene therapy.
  17. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked still sick. Just got out of the shower, sipping whiskey. Ugh i cant believe im missing 2 fucking weekends over this shit.

    Here's what's been coming out of my nose for the last 9 days:


    You got the jab?
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Yeah he's thatb thing in the bible you believe in dummy

    Sooo.. he's THE beast? The something wicked this comes beast himself?
  19. *child sniffer sympathizer alert*
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