The Daily Beast
Jimmy Kimmel Brutally Mocks Trump’s Post-Presidency Look
Matt Wilstein
It’s been just about two months since Donald Trump departed the White House for Mar-a-Lago so Jimmy Kimmel decided to check in on how he was doing Monday night.
“This is what our former president is up to,” the late-night host said during his monologue, telling his viewers about the recent report concerning Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara, “she of the plumped lips” who has a charity called ‘Big Dog Ranch Rescue’ that “paid almost two million dollars to Mar-a-Lago, which is owned by guess who, over the past seven years.”
“That doesn’t sound suspicious at all,” Kimmel added.
But what the host really wanted to talk about were the disturbing Twitter posts from Trump “sycophants” that emerged from the charity’s latest event over the weekend.
“President Trump is looking better than ever before!!” one Trump supporter tweeted. “He’s getting in shape for 2024 and the liberals are freaking out!!”
Brigitte Gabriel, who leads the anti-Muslim group ACT for America, added, “President Trump looks fantastic and stronger than ever!”
“OK, listen, I get that you support Donald Trump,” Kimmel said. “But put that picture back up for a second.”
“He doesn’t look strong and he definitely doesn’t look fantastic,” he added. “He looks like an old man with his belt pulled up to his nips. He looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes in pants.”
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ya whatever you say retard that went on a tangent about black Women having the same 3-4 personalities to a white Woman his dumb ass thought was black 😂
It's hard to tell on the internet especially if they're from DH and talk/act like a hood rat.
Also I'm pretty sure I said 2-3 and not 3-4 but I'd have to double check and don't really care enough to.
I'm glad I managed to push your buttons and irritate you though.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Her boyfriend knows how a certain RiSiR managed to slide in that inbox and made it all the way to the new world. Then something happened and he high tailed it back again. The fear that could happen again consumes THE CANDY MAN. Everytime he sees Kr0z's rape escape face on her phone (and he's ALWAYS checking her phone) he feels she's playing with fire.
Forbidding her would be going too far. Instead he requests all interactions be public so he can meticulously search through every one, ensuring no reciprocal affection is demonstrated. He can't afford to lose another one to private messages. Messages intended for HIS one. He knows how easy it would be to slip up and he would lose everything. He just prays she doesn't lose respect for him and disobeys his orders. It is better to be respected than feared but he is sure to keep her on a steady diet of both.
When the respect is gone so is she. Gone onto the next man to facilitate a one on one conversation with her. He can never let that happen. Never can he lose that respect he has worked so tirelessly on. If that is lost he has surely lost his sweet sweet candy. A person who carry on a private conversation with you only comes around so often. Almost never. That's how often. The candy man knows this and cannot share his candy with anyone else. Not after what happened last time.
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Being stalked online. Time to go watch the Lakers game.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if I wanted in your inbox you wouldn't be able to stop me
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it's funny to me that you didn't even click the message
sure, it was pure retardation and didn't even warrant a response, but are you so insecure in your own self control that you couldn't even look at it?
was there a risk that if the message was written just right, you'd feel compelled to leave your boyfriend in the dead of night and jet off to Australia?
is that the kind of person you are?
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Originally posted by Sudo
It's funny because it's essentially a Jesus fish
Jesus said he made people fishers of men
Gayest shit ever
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
Sorry she can't help you out of respect for her boyfriend
Out of respect for my boyfriend I like to keep our private life private and will not be announcing eacn and every time he tongue shovels my stink ditch. Out of respect.
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2021-03-15 at 9:08 PM UTC
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Should MEN wear makeup
Originally posted by Solstice
I smoked meth in the bathroom of a halfway house with two AA girls while one of their kids was hanging out downstairs
Well at least you werent doing anything bad.
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The New York Times
2 Arrests in Assault on Police Officer Who Died After Capitol Riot
Katie Benner and Adam Goldman
The Justice Department has charged two men in the assault on Brian D. Sicknick, a Capitol Police officer who died the day after he fought rioters storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, according to a law enforcement official briefed on the case and court documents.
The F.B.I. on Sunday arrested George Pierre Tanios, 39, of West Virginia and Julian Elie Khater, 32, of Pennsylvania on charges of assaulting officers, including Officer Sicknick, with a chemical spray. Mr. Khater was arrested in New Jersey.
The arrests, which were reported earlier by The Washington Post, came weeks after investigators pinpointed one of the men in a video of the riot, in which he was seen attacking several officers with the spray, according to two law enforcement officials. The Justice Department has said in previous court filings that rioters were recorded on video talking about attacking officers, including Officer Sicknick.
It is not clear whether Officer Sicknick died because of his exposure to the spray. On Jan. 7, the day he died, the Capitol Police said in a statement that he “was injured while physically engaging with protesters” at the riot a day earlier and then “returned to his division office and collapsed.” He later died at a hospital.
In the hours after Officer Sicknick was rushed to the hospital, Capitol Police officials initially said that he had been struck with a fire extinguisher, but later said that his death was not caused by blunt force trauma. In the following days, investigators homed in on the potential role of an irritant as a primary factor in his death.
Officer Sicknick, 42, was an Air National Guard veteran who had served in Saudi Arabia and Kyrgyzstan.
After the F.B.I. posted fliers with photographs of Mr. Khater and Mr. Tanios, seeking information about the Jan. 6 attack, a tipster told the F.B.I. that the two men had grown up together in New Jersey.
Another person told the F.B.I. that one of the men in the photos looked “very close” to Mr. Tanios, who had “bragged about going to the insurrection at the Capitol on Facebook.”
A tipster also identified Mr. Khater as a former colleague at a food establishment in State College, Pa.
The police also are looking for a "person of interest" going by the name of "Polecat" to interrogate him about his activities on Jan. 6, 2021. They expect an arrest soon.
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2021-03-15 at 5:15 PM UTC
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capitalism vs communism
This is good example of the low level, uninformed and useless conversations I was talking about.
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2021-03-15 at 3:57 PM UTC
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ATTN: Muslims and Christians
Originally posted by WellHung
Dont ever plan on being a politician. Ur ideas suck.
The only ideas you have are ways to get free breakfast at the Holiday Inn and how to use styrofoam to insulate your car in the winter.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I got 2,800 deposited into my bank account. 😜
Ur little whore of a daughter finally brought u money, instead of taking it from you.
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Originally posted by WellHung
i love that ur suffering and craving something that u can't have. its gratifying to me.
ur like some fat grubby emotional vampire, like a goddamn parasitic negative vibin slug or something, it's disgusting!
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2021-03-14 at 3:53 PM UTC
in
Do you think people regret
it's pretty easy to be alive in the first world, unlimited access to food and shelter but muh coping skills are retail therapy and drug abuse. I would rather do a line of cocaine and eat a hamburger than talk to a therapist about muh problems.
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Originally posted by WellHung
But why are u so lame & boring, Big Gurl?
Black women only have like 2 or 3 stock personalities
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
That didn't spook me.
Nobody is trying to spook you. You're just shit.
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2021-03-14 at 3:40 AM UTC
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Race is a social construct
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Being the smartest person around here isn't much of a brag.
You are the dumbest person on this website by a pretty wide margin.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Don't @ me
WE ARE NOT GOING TO START TALKING LIKE THIS
YOU JUST MADE THIS THREAD SO MUCH WORSE
YOU ARE OVER 30 YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
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Just checked my horoscope it said I'm going to fuck my boyfriend fourteen times tonight. <3
Also it told me to get drunk in the internet with panthrax
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