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ATTN: Muslims and Christians

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How many schisms are there in Islam? Looking in from the outside i can count them on one hand. When i think of Christianity tens of sects come to mind. I don't imagine having all these flavors of Christianity is very good for unity. In fact we had a bunch of stupid wars in Europe over which Christianity is the best Christianity.

    I guess i understand why, for instance when it comes to all of Christendom as a whole:

    I agree philosophically the most with the Protestants.
    I agree canonically the most with Roman Catholicism.
    Aesthetically i like Orthodox Christianity.

    The only unifying factor is that every Christian agrees, Jesus was a pretty swell guy. I think even Islam agrees on that.

    Thank you for coming to my sermon. AMEN
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Gay
  3. #3
    Nile bump
    Have you considered Satanism? Everything is abusive so we should just enjoy it and partake.
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile Have you considered Satanism? Everything is abusive so we should just enjoy it and partake.

    I don't think you understand Satanism as a concept.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    My interests lie with facts...not fiction.
  6. #6
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think you understand Satanism as a concept.

    Care to explain your take? I see it as worshiping power in a sense.
  7. #7
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The pope in general is gay but the current one is a cuck
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Number13 The pope in general is gay but the current one is a cuck

    How so
  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    it depends what you consider a schism, there's really just sunni and shiites but there are a few different sects of shiite (alawites for example) and sunni's also have sufi, baathites, salafists, whahabbi's etc. Islam was designed to be one unifying religion while christianity wasn't designed at all. Jesus is mentioned more in the Quran than any other person. Sectarian violence is the stupidest thing ever and does a disservice to religion as a whole. Sufi's are boss. Rumi is a master. Going to call my third son Rumi like Serj Tankian. Tank you
  10. #10
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo it depends what you consider a schism, there's really just sunni and shiites but there are a few different sects of shiite (alawites for example) and sunni's also have sufi, baathites, salafists, whahabbi's etc. Islam was designed to be one unifying religion while christianity wasn't designed at all. Jesus is mentioned more in the Quran than any other person. Sectarian violence is the stupidest thing ever and does a disservice to religion as a whole. Sufi's are boss. Rumi is a master. Going to call my third son Rumi like Serj Tankian. Tank you

    U talking about Skyrim
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Antifa Member U talking about Skyrim

    Can you give me a skyrimjob?
  12. #12
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Can you give me a skyrimjob?

    Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile Care to explain your take? I see it as worshiping power in a sense.

    The way i understand it, it's not a rejection of God as a means to blaspheme. It's more to do with Atheism of a particularly edgy variety. That said, i am not well versed in the ideas of Satanism, but it's less to do with mysticism than most people seem to think.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie The way i understand it, it's not a rejection of God as a means to blaspheme. It's more to do with Atheism of a particularly edgy variety. That said, i am not well versed in the ideas of Satanism, but it's less to do with mysticism than most people seem to think.

    Ur a follower, not a leader.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo it depends what you consider a schism, there's really just sunni and shiites but there are a few different sects of shiite (alawites for example) and sunni's also have sufi, baathites, salafists, whahabbi's etc. Islam was designed to be one unifying religion while christianity wasn't designed at all. Jesus is mentioned more in the Quran than any other person. Sectarian violence is the stupidest thing ever and does a disservice to religion as a whole. Sufi's are boss. Rumi is a master. Going to call my third son Rumi like Serj Tankian. Tank you

    If Christianity wasn't designed, how would you say it came about? Are the only real areas of design the ones where the clergy all came together and decided what would be what like at the council of Nicea and such?
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a follower, not a leader.

    In what sense? I'm not a Satanist, and i am not even particularly spiritually inclined. However that doesn't take away from the value that theology and religious philosophy has in my opinion.
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    I think we should build a modern day Coliseum and host events where you just throw all religious nutjobs in the middle with medieval weapons and allow them to brutally maim and murder each other on live PPV TV, sell tickets and have concession stands and souveneirs and shit and use the money to improve the community or whatever.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I think we should build a modern day Coliseum and host events where you just throw all religious nutjobs in the middle with medieval weapons and allow them to brutally maim and murder each other on live PPV TV, sell tickets and have concession stands and souveneirs and shit and use the money to improve the community or whatever.

    Dont ever plan on being a politician. Ur ideas suck.
  19. #19
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I think we should build a modern day Coliseum and host events where you just throw all religious nutjobs in the middle with medieval weapons and allow them to brutally maim and murder each other on live PPV TV, sell tickets and have concession stands and souveneirs and shit and use the money to improve the community or whatever.

    Having religious nuts kill each other IS improving the community
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL i haven't received my stimulus check, yet.
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