Posts by J J The Jet Plane

1. 2015-12-29 at 7:02 AM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   I'm sure he had to deal with a bunch of bullshit by law enforcement. That being said, I wish he had nutted up and stayed around.
2. 2015-12-29 at 7:01 AM UTC in Hey Lan, why don't you get into sec related programming.
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   Formula for getting lots of github stars:
   
   1) Pick a project idea that has viral potential. It doesn't have to be some great technical feat, just something that can be easily understood by the average layman and does something useful or quirky.
   
   2) Make a good readme. There should be some kind of demo or usage example front-and-center. I honestly like to put a gif in there of the repo in action.
   
   3) Post it on /r/programming and hacker news.
   
   Thank me later.
3. 2015-12-29 at 6:57 AM UTC in Why can I take 1000mg of bundy and feel normal 6 hours later?
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   have you tried cutting off your penis see if that helps
4. 2015-12-29 at 6:56 AM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   Jesus, what the fuck happened in here? I meant the site is slow.
5. 2015-12-27 at 6:16 AM UTC in Losing a love
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   I wouldn't ask for advice for shit like this in niggasin.space. Yes, I've been through stuff like this. It sucks. You'll meet someone new after a while and forget about her. Otherwise, try to stay in touch and see her when one of you are in town in the other's city. Who knows where life will take you. One day you may end up both getting a job in the same town.
6. 2015-12-27 at 12:29 AM UTC in Strange things are happening
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   obamas putting microscopes into the water to poison plants guessing maybe you got some of that. check the plants leaves and stamens to see if there are any nsa microphones or podiums
7. 2015-12-27 at 12:25 AM UTC in Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   hi id like to book a wedding in delhi india and would like to book it over a totse clone can you help me with that
8. 2015-12-27 at 12:25 AM UTC in Reverse pickpocketing
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood

   I didnt know dildos were illegal.

   cops then call the dildos on them
9. 2015-12-27 at 12:19 AM UTC in So kroger was sold outta bundy-only products
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   wow, totse and bundy posts, this is truly like i'm back in freshman year of high school all over again
10. 2015-12-27 at 12:18 AM UTC in Reverse pickpocketing
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    dildos then call the cops on them
11. 2015-12-27 at 12:16 AM UTC in Deesh deesh
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    The user that posted it is named "viral" so this is guaranteed to be viral.
12. 2015-12-27 at 12:15 AM UTC in I think my dick kinda looks bigger when its a semi than fully erect
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    Have you tried slicing your scrotum and gluing it to the sides of the shaft? It could add another couple of millimeters.
13. 2015-12-27 at 12:12 AM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    N/A
14. 2015-12-26 at 5:27 PM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    I found this one but I can't click on any of the fucking links: http://daktologistindustries.com/totse/community/forumdisplay.php@f=151.htm
15. 2015-12-26 at 5:24 PM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood

    Archives of Totse? …Or Zoklet?
    
    There were a few mirrors kickin around of Totse, good ones too.
    I dont know if they're still up/around anymore tho.
    
    And the only stuff from Zoklet I know of is on the Wayback Machine.

    
    Well, I meant totse, but zoklet would be nice too.
16. 2015-12-26 at 12:08 AM UTC in I think my dick kinda looks bigger when its a semi than fully erect
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    Try cutting it off and see what happens.
17. 2015-12-26 at 12:03 AM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    Why didn't we think to do this? I can only find like a couple of my old posts on the google.
    
    Also do the text boxes on this site not load for shit for anyone else?
    
    Also, hey shmucks.
18. 2015-12-26 at 12:01 AM UTC in A random list of 100 TOTSE usernames, and one question.
    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood

    The question being, "Where are all these motherfuckers, and so many others that used to post on &T?"
    

    1. -Morb-
    2. absolutecaliber
    3. Agent 008
    4. Angry Blue Bird of Death
    5. Aquabania
    6. Archimedes_Soul
    7. Bckpckr
    8. Bringin Fappage Back
    9. Buff Chesthair
    10. captain_pants
    11. Carbonbased
    12. Ca$h_Money
    13. ChemicalFormulaLove
    14. Clover
    15. CosmicZombie
    16. Cotton Candy Connoisseur
    17. Cowboy of the Apocalypse
    18. deadteenager
    19. Death Insurance
    20. DeliciousPun
    21. DerDrache
    22. Ed Lister
    23. ellementlady89
    24. Enter
    25. Euda
    26. Fetus-Smasher
    27. fretbuzz
    28. fuckbiscuit
    29. Giggles_The_Panda
    30. granite erection
    31. Green Lantern
    32. grusomhat
    33. HandOfZek
    34. Hit-The-Bong
    35. ibetyouvotenexttimehippy
    36. I Fought The Law
    37. i poop in your cereal
    38. Infrared
    39. Instigator
    40. J.P.W.
    41. J J The Jet Plane
    42. jackketch
    43. Japanese Giraffe
    44. Jojoman
    45. JustAnotherAsshole
    46. katiesbeenrickrolled
    47. killallthewhiteman
    48. Lovecraft
    49. Low Rider
    50. MandatorySuicide
    51. Mantikore
    52. Martian Luger King
    53. merciless mercenary
    54. Misguided Russian
    55. monkmaster
    56. moonmeister
    57. Name's Taken
    58. napoleon_complex
    59. nincumpoop
    60. NotThatPhat
    61. OneMulatto
    62. Pill Popper
    63. PirateJoe
    64. ReclaimPublicSpace
    65. rusty needles
    66. Sadistic Squirrel
    67. sambob
    68. Satans Handicapped Helper
    69. Sekt0r
    70. SHARP
    71. Silverfuck
    72. smokemon
    73. Soft Pizza
    74. Slowdown
    75. Some Old Drunk Guy
    76. SomeLowLife
    77. spartan_420
    78. Sprinkles
    79. Staples
    80. surprise buttsecks
    81. Starwarsfreak
    82. The Benadryl Bandit
    83. The Duke
    84. The Great Flood of 2008
    85. TheVizier
    86. Tinted Glass
    87. Tommy Lund
    88. Toothlessjoe
    89. toothlessjoe's teeth
    90. viibe
    91. Wing Ding
    92. wires
    93. xian
    94. xRadical_Wankerx
    95. whocares123
    96. wookiekiller12
    97. WritingANovel
    98. Yggdrasil
    99. zumtream
    100. zuperxtreme

    Also a lot of the usernames like toothlessjoe's teeth and surprise buttsecks make me lulz.

    
    I randomly saw someone reference totse on reddit earlier, so I decided to google my old totse name as well as my zoklet name and just found this thread.
    
    So here I am. Is this where everyone migrated to after zoklet closed down?