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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-110.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1010-11--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010110-1-(b­anned)

  1. Originally posted by Kev I think i was a day old, my mom took her top off.

    you forgot to mention when she gave birth.

    your penis was literally in your mothers vagina.

    in other words, everyone that wasnt born by c-section has literally had their cocks in their mothers vagina.

    or in lannys case, the niggers asshole that squeezed him out after a nine month rectal pregnancy.
  2. Originally posted by Zanick I was eight or maybe nine and I still regarded bodily functions as principally comedic rather than as unfortunate biological necessities, and I briefly explored them through a series of prevailing search engines whose narrow scope indexed barely then-censored features of a maturing web landscape. The arrival of Google, in particular, was revolutionary in my transitioning from the vulgar anal stage into a very uncertain phallic future.

    Shortly after discovering Google, I performed an image search of the word "shit" and was excited by a number of hits which defied the limits of my understanding of numbers. Among them was a captured still of a naked woman (whose body composition was typical of a porn star, something foreign to me at the time), kneeling on a tile floor in a bathroom, with a large, black, erect penis emerging from either side of the frame cradled in each hand directly next to her anticipating mouth. Finding this presented me with a defining libidinal conflict. I didn't understand what was happening because I'd never encountered bodies arranged this way, which is probably why it intrigued me.

    When I did manage to find the source video and watch it, I was at once seized upon by the startling fact of fellatio. It had no reproductive purpose, but it was apparently desirable. I didn't understand why a woman would want to do it (though we all learn eventually that they really don't) but the one in the video seemed delighted by the privilege of two negro men flooding her hair and eyes with ejaculate. More perplexing still was the arousal: I knew implicitly that the response followed the stimuli, but I couldn't fathom how or why. I had to get to the truth of the matter.

    Following this event, I spent several years consuming pornography of every available sort, intent on finding new pleasures to fixate upon, before learning how to masturbate from a boy at school at an appropriate crossroad. I've since come to identify the lower halves of these black men and the eager white woman between them as erotic teachers because they were the first people outside of my family who instructed me on the subject of my emerging sexuality, something which quickly became a project of secret worship at the altar of my virtual body.

    For better or for worse, my sexual development was from its first self-aware moment sharply divergent from that of my forefathers. I suspect my experience has become very typical, although my path since hasn't been.

    post stories about the first time your family members used your asshole to coddle their cocks.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ So Lanny ALWAYS is smelly, eh? Good to know, good to know.

    smells like alcohol, tofu, and estrogen
  4. Originally posted by BummyMofo supposedly most of these attacks take place near gas stations (like 4 of them are on one block) and none of these fucking places have working cameras

    fuckin savage motherfuckers taking booty wherever they can get it smh. one of the local freaks I see every day I've determined, we'll see if I can catch him

    I have my suspects there is this homeless cross dressing hapa faggot who gets aggro as fuck when people look at him and he has to be on crack and heroin probably.
    other suspect I have is this nerdy light skinned puerto rican motherfucker whos fatter than the sun and bald and he's always in a shitty mood cause he hates the smell of weed and ppl here smoke. I could see him as the culprit, I'm sure something is wrong with the mothafucker

    there is no rapist. thats just the excuse your mother is using for getting more s­hitskin dick
  5. Originally posted by Lanny i gnaw on niggers nutsacks

    you have the moral obligation to eat more meat
  6. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nah but seriously I'm sure ill be fine. Im more upset about blood all over my matress and have to see this dipshit neighbor after this.

    I was just really surprised waking up laying in blood and my hand messed up.

    I think I just need to quit drinking it brings out the worst in me.

    But at noon I definitely want to get a drink

    you should be used to it by now after doling out your asshole to the well endowed niggers and other livestock.

    you better find a good prostate repairman...and seamstress to sew your asshole back up unless you want to be walking down the street and your lower intestines fall out right in front of everyone.
  7. Originally posted by Lanny i have a giant dildo stuck in my asshole again.

    someone call a tow truck.

    its about the size of a grain silo.

    my mom is going to be pissed im using her sex toys again. but not as pissed as when she catches me wearing her lingerie out in public.

    you earned a cookie, faggot
  8. Originally posted by Lanny im a rape victim and my uncle lewie is the rapist

    your mother is a whore and she owes me change from last night.
  9. Originally posted by Zanick it was zanick number two who made it greatly ethical but finny's put a lot more work into transforming this thread & ultimately i think there's room for each legacy


    you can sculp shit into any shape you want...its still shit.
  10. Originally posted by street_crap Being in a band kept me alive when I was a homeless teenager. I was around people 24/7, people were always willing to share cigs, beer, drugs. If I wasn't at my usual spots for a couple of days people were looking for me. There were little groupies who thought it was cute and kookie to bring me homemade meals or do my washing. Plus, I was making a small amount of legit income from gigs.

    Being not shit helps a lot though.

    interesting story about your life on the streets. post more stories about how old men used you for their sexual gratification and reciprocated by donating food and drugs. and elaborate on how much you enjoyed it.

    you dirty whore.

    how much for a blowjob with swallow.
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