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2021-01-26 at 9:30 AM UTC in Three Lines Max. Join In Or ElseYet I was determined to make his daughter the granet I chose to build my life on top. I would drill into her sturdy truss like body and the hips made for mating well. A subtle blossom yet perky and pink. the scent of lavander from her quiff mink and her long legs plump yet firm. And now her father is raged to my stirring the night's air with my musk too strong and my adams apple as perky as her bosoms
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2021-01-26 at 9:23 AM UTC in Kindness ThreadGIVE ME THAT JOB YOU OLD FUCKER
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2021-01-26 at 9:21 AM UTC in Kindness Thread
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2021-01-26 at 9:17 AM UTC in Three Lines Max. Join In Or ElseOK
I got an idea from the last post that wellhung shitted up
We make a very cohesive short story. Everyone writing 3 lines to the last part. if someone beats you to that last three lines, start over from where that person left off. yes sometimes it happens 2 or 3 times but keep up.
A Speed writing story. lets see how fucking long of a short story can short.
I'l like hella start.. K. GO!
I sat from my balcony and pined the sweetness of her scent. like roses and tyme and eyes of glittering things. I Pined to see her once more. But it was then her father smashed through her door. I hid behind my curtain fearing he might see me and come after me. the thought of this 6 foot 5 inch and 23 stones of a man of 5'6" and 140 pounds.. -
2021-01-26 at 9:09 AM UTC in Here is a Synopsis of a short story I wrote.
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2021-01-26 at 9:07 AM UTC in Mahomes or Brady?I also went to the evening celbration in San Francisco before they came back that night. Got shitfaced and umm got a knife in my rib and robbed.
now im depressed. if the catch did happen in 1981 then there was a similar game around 1984 and that was when I got mugged.
Where were you? letting a fellow nigga get robbed by some greasy wop looking fuck. -
2021-01-26 at 9:03 AM UTC in Mahomes or Brady?t age four, Brady attended the 1981 NFC Championship, against the Dallas Cowboys, in which Montana threw The Catch to Dwight Clark.[30]
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2021-01-26 at 9:03 AM UTC in Mahomes or Brady?It says when Tom Brady was 4 years old he attended the Niner "The Catch" game in 1981. But I watched that game. That was 1983 I believe. 83-84 and he fucking got two touch downs in like the last 2 - 3 minutes? Anyone watch that game ? (boomers-Xgens)
It's funny a professional wasn't corrected. LOL actually It was 1984 I think,
And the 1980 15th Superbowl was played by Oakland Raiders
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2021-01-26 at 8:53 AM UTC in Here is a Synopsis of a short story I wrote.I am still trying to create a better ending to a story I read Fona and Luigi and Red but Luigi just suddenly drop off the map. 60 percent into the story I was reading. and Red understandably took off to get some beer and a burrito or whatever the fucking South Side Chicagons eat.
So Fona listened to it.
Shit. I was in a happy mood and now Im not feeling it. never mind. I'll read later on -
2021-01-26 at 8:19 AM UTC in Do you like the taste of cumLOL "No"
trick questioin. Answer slowly My Children. Umm Adult faggot children that is -
2021-01-26 at 8:16 AM UTC in Shit's getting real in Russia with OMON
Originally posted by hydromorphone the Russians won out against a lot of their enemies because what they would do is they would pull back in the winter and poison their wells so when the enemies were pushing them back they couldn't withstand the cold Russian Winters, nor would they find anything but poisoned food and wells. It would be a bitch and a half to haul all those provisions to keep their troops fed so basically they would just starve their enemies out
So i can understand not having food but What's the deal with not being able to melt snow for drinking water? does it drain your electrolite ? like is snow like distilled water and has to drain into the ground to get minerals back in it before boiling and drinking again? -
2021-01-26 at 8:13 AM UTC in You ever been SWATted by an over zelous Karen?Folks it's Tuesday Morning. 00:12 Military Time Pacific.
Why wont you respond to me? -
2021-01-26 at 8:06 AM UTC in You ever been SWATted by an over zelous Karen?I had this old neighbor we moved next door to. And My wife and I back around 1990 had come home where we entered the back patio of the condos we bought. our first home we bought. and the window screen popped out on the ground and the window slightly open.
I sensed it was this ladys son who was pissed off because he lived in the RV and was shitting in it and not properly taking it somewhere to flush out the sewer line.
and there was this ashtray we had on the patio. Neither of us smoked but her sister inlaw did and we had it out there for her when her family helped us move in like a month earlier. and I picked up the crystal ashtray and yelled I better never see you in my fucking house you dirtbag mother fucker and slammed the ashtray onto the ground. It made a loud Pop like a lightbulb but closer to what I guess was a small caliber gun being fired.
so she calls the fucking cops.. they swarmed us front and back. but I had called the cops, so When I opened the door I was like "Oh cool you're here" but I only got as far as "Oh Cool..." GET YOUR HANDS UP. GET ON THE GROUND, GET ON THE GROUND.. fucking hell.
it also had to do with a cop that didn't like me.. he threatened me his friend might show up one day.
they told me not to smash things like that they were sorry they scared my wife and that it was a bit my fault for losing my tempor. but that's Horse shit.
Tell me the closest experience you had to being swatted by some fag ass -
2021-01-26 at 7:56 AM UTC in Kindness Thread
Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Fuck you
When are you going to hire me at 135k a year. I'll take one of those Fema jobs. Just help me bypass all of that ass kissing 6-7 layers of HR having to do all that psychoanalitic shit. I'll fail for sure.
But I would do a damn good job and doing data analitic shit on a clipboard looking hella professional and maybe take up smoking Crack with the other over worked out of their fucking mind Fema workers.
it's like the one Agency of Feds that have all minimal training. I wanna be like that dude who video taped the aftermath of 9.11 but without being accused of murking my wife. Oh the Irony
"But she commited suicide' no.. you killed her. "Ok, blame me all you want, I'm heading to South America and marrying a fine ass latina" then they extradite the guy because he had some interesting video on a vault that was wide open, wasn't damaged and no gold was inside. the official report said the gold and vault were destroyed and melted. -
2021-01-26 at 7:50 AM UTC in Kindness Thread
Originally posted by Bill Krozby But anyways I'm sippin a brew and having some sour pickle balls
hope you all are having a good day, Ive been up for hours after last night, went to jack n the crack for a burger and curly fries then went to heb for some stuff
Are you really eating these? what's in it? is it really pickle seaweed? -
2021-01-26 at 6:02 AM UTC in i just gorged down a 14 inch, thin crust, 1 topping pizza in 9 minutes...
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2021-01-26 at 4:58 AM UTC in That one time krotz raped a hambeast
Originally posted by the little girl I hear the canal area is really nice
If you're moving to Indiana from California I would suggest starting out in broad ripple but odds are if you can afford it you'll want to live in Carmel where all the rich people and upper middle class are.
How often is it sunny and warm out of the year. the Months where it's warm. I know the midwest can get toasty. is it usually that sunny?
the area looks like part of San Jose but the only place I know where is a canal is Mission Rock in San Francisco. and there is the lake Merritt in Oakland which you can use paddle boats. but the best place for urban paddle boats is Stow Lake at Golden Gate Park in the western side of the city.
those things are a good work out. Would love to just do that an hour in the early morning every day. -
2021-01-26 at 4:18 AM UTC in Make me mod
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2021-01-26 at 4:17 AM UTC in Make me modWHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING VIDEOS?
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2021-01-26 at 4:17 AM UTC in Make me mod[video]https://studio.youtube.com/video/zE8VDUYK2nQ/livestreaming[/video]
