i just gorged down a 14 inch, thin crust, 1 topping pizza in 9 minutes...

1. 2021-01-25 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, and, yes, i completely finished.👍😚😏🤭
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2. 2021-01-25 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   what topping wung
3. 2021-01-25 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   If I buy and send you a second pizza will you eat it all in one sitting? Whatever toppings you want bro but you have to smash it all
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4. 2021-01-25 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   wow opie you're a fat ass, glad you're satisfied and thanked your grandmother for it you fat piece of shit
   
   I bet opie is sweating really hard breathing heavily smelling like pizza grease like now like the cow he is
5. 2021-01-26 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Wow blisterbro seems to be flaring up
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6. 2021-01-26 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If I buy and send you a second pizza will you eat it all in one sitting? Whatever toppings you want bro but you have to smash it all

   
   got urself a deal👍
7. 2021-01-26 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Wow blisterbro seems to be flaring up

   
   not really, just saying he's a fat pig which he is, little dick larry
8. 2021-01-26 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh wow now he's gonna act cool calm and collected. Dewglass, your crackhead mood swings are too much bro bro
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9. 2021-01-26 at 1:38 AM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   
   
   
   
   Ball chinian?
10. 2021-01-26 at 1:43 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    ^^^fucks niggers
11. 2021-01-26 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman
    Op lives a dope life doing dope shi-
    
    Wait is that wellhung?
    
    
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
12. 2021-01-26 at 6:02 AM UTC

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    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, and, yes, i completely finished.👍😚😏🤭

    
    Fuck you and everyone who spat on it
    
    You fat fucking cunt
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13. 2021-01-26 at 1:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow opie you're a fat ass

    
    Not really...a 14" thin crust isn't really much different than eating a calzone...just flattened out.
14. 2021-01-26 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really…a 14" thin crust isn't really much different than eating a calzone…just flattened out.

    
    You shouldn't eat pizza at all. What are you, 8yrs old?
15. 2021-01-26 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad You shouldn't eat pizza at all. What are you, 8yrs old?

    
    You're a classic hoity toity pretentious liberal cunt dude
16. 2021-01-26 at 7:33 PM UTC

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    jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by livingelegy You're a classic hoity toity pretentious liberal cunt dude

    
    Nah dude I just eat food meant for adults.