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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien So here I am. Eating out at a restaurant. All alone. I paid for some companionship today and I talked to a handful of cashiers and a couple of waitresses. But that's all it is. I'm not sure why nobody likes me.

    It's the same cycle as each year. I make this thread and people continue to not like me. They exclude me and make it obvious that they don't like me. I just don't know why. It's just the cycle again and again…

    I like you lil bromo (puts arm around shoulder
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    GB



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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Its actually Great Britain. Idk how nobody knew this.
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  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Currently they have her hooked to a machine keeping her alive.
    Without constant iv meds she will repressurise and if that happens the only resort would be blood letting.

    She is going to be admited tonight.
    I'll probably steal her car and go fuck round.


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  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    aww thats cute give the lil coon some love
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have a pretty solid yu gi oh cards,bey blades and Pog portfolio
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  7. Originally posted by SBTlauien At the end of this year, I'm planning on starting a 401k and dumping 14% of my income with a 6% match from my employer, so 20% in total. Starting next year, I'm going to start a brokage account with stocks and bonds.

    This way Ill have cash, stocks, bonds, cryptos, precious metals, and a retirement account. I'm not sure what else to do aside from possibly buying land and farming it.

    I just want to be on track for retirement by age 40.

    Edit: strange how a couple of years ago I was working in retail and only had about $3k in a checking account and about $6k in precious metals, no other accounts or investments. I also have a bunch of new stuff and have been going out way more…

    Damn son, if I had gone ahead keeping my crypto instead of buying heroin I would have a conservative $250-300k. Good for you!

    Open Roth, put at least 10-15k in Vanguard S&P 500 ETF in a ROTH and then you can play with individual stocks, but be careful because just because you like a stock does not mean it is a good time to buy, as it could be overvalued or have negative sentiment or too high expectations on it.

    Don't go too heavy in metals unless you smell impending doom all over. Land or real estate is not a bad idea either, especially stuff you can rent (not housing preferably, renting to people can be horrible with time and shitty people).
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  8. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Precious metals are losers over the long term and crypto-currencies are pure speculation with no backing. Why not equities? Vanguard Total Stock Market Index is up 21.41% YTD. At the very least, at least open up a 401(k) and/or IRA (preferably Roth) to get some tax advantages, especially if you have any kind of dividend yield (those get taxed same year as ordinary income).
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  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Essentially, you want everyone else to store all your video on their servers, many many times over. You want them to store millions of terabytes of useless CCTV footage forever, on a blockchain... Lol.
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SBTlauien What I really need is a site where I can poll the daily average of the top ten crypto currencies.

    A little googling turned up: https://www.cryptonator.com/api

    I don't see historical data there but you could poll it every 30 seconds for a few days if you're planning on make a model out of a couple of days of trends.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mean if and when I get around to writing an algorithm the first thing I'll do is simply run it against a stock ticker to see how well it performs, once I'm fairly happy with it a platform like robinhood is probably the easiest way to get started trading without having to deal directly with j'ews and j'ew bootlicks
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Do you think I have a chance?

    No (or at least, incredibly slim chances).

    Originally posted by SBTlauien Or am I wasting my time?

    Maybe.

    It depends on how much domain knowledge and skill you bring from both programming and finance, and also where you set your expectations and what you truly hope to get out of it.

    If you have a strong background in programming and at least some understanding of corporate finance and/or different trading markets, or the opposite, or even strong backgrounds in both, then I'd say... Why not give it a try?

    The only thing is that, as others have mentioned in this thread already, you will pretty much be playing a game with casino-level odds, bringing with you only a very slight advantage over the average Joe/Jane without fancy algorithms to guide them.

    You will be competing against enormous Wall Street firms with millions of dollars worth of computing power, and entire teams of PhD's in quantitative trading, economics, computer science, etc.

    All that being said, I'm still working on developing some mini-projects in this area, but they are super low priority for me because I already know my odds of any bank breaking dividends are incredibly slim. For me, it's an educational experiment more than anything.

    Even once you've selected a few specific metrics to guide your decision making (and there are A LOT to choose from), you will ultimately have to rely on intuition in the end for the final decision.

    Try it if you want, but just don't expect to get bougie rich off of it.

    The only way to do that is either start with millions of dollars, insider trading, or getting really really lucky.
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  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by username: Nothing is funny about mass shoothing, school.

    It's just a way of beating the obesity problem, it gets everyone to run.
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  14. y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Originally posted by Schplew lol… never seen one of those arbitrary scales go from 1 to 16. I like that. Don't get mad, get even.

    Ya just find out where she lives and burn the whole place down. Ergo no word to go against yours.
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  15. Originally posted by SBTlauien Long story short…

    I was driving down the street. A 16 year old girl crashed into me. Completely her fault. Now she is saying that I turned into her. My insurance company is saying its word-vs-word.

    On a scale of 1-16, how pissed should I be?

    Pissed you don't have a dashcam, they are like $30 on ebay.
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  16. have one camera focusing on your room so nobody can steal shit. then have the next camera watching that camera to make sure nobody steals it. then another camera watching that one. etc.
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  17. My

    Originally posted by Haxxor My week in gifs

    My gif of figs

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  18. Originally posted by Erekshun Proud white checking in, where is my privilege? I want it NOW!


    everyone has a moral obligation to eat more meat. start here:








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  19. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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  20. Originally posted by SBTlauien So it's been one year and I still weigh 150lbs. I also eat healthier.

    I don't feel like I fit in here though. My co-workers are very different than me. I think we live very different life styles.

    Where should a healthy fit person go work?

    Park r-a-n-g-e-r.
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