2022-05-21 at 5:02 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
one time i was eating beans in a theatre and i spilled them all over myself and a black teenager yelled "this nigga eating beans" and everyone laughed
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2022-05-21 at 4:48 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
i really like this coffee
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2022-05-21 at 2:15 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Fuck on? What r u john fuckoff, inventor of the fuckoff?
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Like we haven't heard that one before. Who are you john sister fucker, inventor of sister fucking?
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Originally posted by Incessant
Blissed out. Just got a Mani Pedi and now I'm going to do a hair treatment and take a lonnnnggg shower.
Who are you, John Longshower (inventor of taking long showers)?
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2022-05-20 at 9:57 PM UTC
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This is a final Goodbye
Actually this place is fine it's your own brain mental health that can't handle what has remained the same for years. Have fun doing nothing loser! You will not be missed
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2022-05-16 at 8:49 PM UTC
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I thought the problem was me
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2022-05-15 at 11:25 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
Cotttdamn …you are obsessed to the max lol
You're doing this with an individual with a SEVERE and I don't use that lightly, SEVERE psychological condition in which he is unable to help himself. It's essentially like you arguing with or interacting with a robot that can't stop itself. In a way, you're both robotic in that you both can't stop yourself, but your robo isn't programmed to follow his robot around, whereas his is programmed to follow yours.
Honestly all I ask is that Vinny be funnier but I've been asking that for almost 10 years now to now avail and so maybe I'm the robot thinking it's gonna happen.
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2022-05-14 at 3 AM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
Who are you, John Dad (inventor of dad)?
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2022-05-13 at 4:50 PM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
My father desired to be served with pickles and mustard when deceased and I am more than happy to oblige
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2022-05-13 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
dead dads club sandwich
using the flesh of ur da
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sudo
"What is your reason for returning this sir?"
"It's a piece of shit"
Apparently a valid reason
at the grocery store the other day at the self serve checkout
'what's the problem sir'
'IT'S BEING A CUNT'
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2022-05-10 at 8:34 PM UTC
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Sandwich I made on drugs
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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Originally posted by blaster master
Nah bro I've been being a good boy trying to go to work every morning at 5 and bed every night by 9.
Who are you, John Goodboy (inventor of being a good boy)?
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Originally posted by Incessant
God I wish you were Kafka
This entire forum is just 1 plurals talking to themselves. Including you.
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Sorry, I can only stay logged into one account at a time
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I know rape victims that have no problem with rape jokes. I wish everyone just had no problem with any joke. Who gives a fuck?
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
The joke is you being alive.
Says the person with a fake cuck relationship raising someone else's kid while she fucks her ex husband on the side and keeps you around to make him jealous but actually he's into it. You are nothing but a third wheel
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Originally posted by frala
You’re right. I don’t lol. So like maybe stop with the wild accusations.
It would stand to reason that if I could, I would probably ban way more people based on this, you little rude ass niggers!
Banning isn't the answer. You need to pummel them with logic, truth and style.
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