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Posts That Were Thanked by Dissociator

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Does anybody else remember when we all pitched in to send mmq those amnesia pills as a prank

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  2. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    And you're some worthless fuck who can't even work at walmart.
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  3. 210 methadone to 0 in a week with like 5 subs?

    Sue them.
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  4. Back when I was a young fella-me-lad-sonofabitch I bought this book on practical witchcraft during my Ozzy Osborne phase. It detailed the process for achieving Astral projection in it...which basically consisted of the following.

    Lay a large black velvet blanket/sheet out on the floor (not sure why black velvet was important)

    Put a lit candle at each corner along with a "pile" (quantity not specified) of salt also at each corner

    remove all your clothing and lay spread eagle on the blanket (as i recall It mentioned a particularly direction...like head facing north or something but it's like 35yrs ago so I don't remember)

    Close your eyes and clear your mind, then imagine yourself floating above your body looking back down on yourself.

    It then went on to say how quick and easy it was to achieve and that at first you should limit your travels to the immediate area until you get used to it...then when you feel more confident you can go further afield.

    As I recall all I achieved was freaking my mom out when she walked in on my laying naked on a black blanket with candles around it and accusing me of trying to summon the devil.
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  5. Originally posted by -SpectraL Damned kid.

    He doesn't scare me.
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  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Dissociator

    Translation:

    All is good right now grotally beserk i just glboarjk right before. And I th pretty death, maybe I should cut out the sniff brings. Sapo o day or so albeard de a scientifically sound experiment - mama

    1. Does bupropin affect the function of MAOIs (plebine)
    2. Yes, it ihermanr gourd stintubbr but tuck with certad mechim
    2. Experiment day 1 of nardil I preburly inssufloud 20mg
    *bupropron (ready pernus notes, nardil reduced byso cowboy murder
    stubborn higher affinity trumps all (when referring to NDDI/NDRA)

    Nardil (km-0.2-6am) bidding offin to imidodin onfering

    Hord to compose offtine of a NDRI
    and MAOI appleas and oranges. Lets try seeing it.

    MDOO metabolic phenylthylambe (normally inactive activated crossing BRP by MAORI)
    onga B-PEA (>NDRA) reduce DA (>or MRA) nbaylimbis opthar

    enthralled BA of 100em -> Significant incase in

    Byropro -> 630am excellent DA please

    Sooo... Nardil)DEAreter> Buproion analy sir:
    Sa la my rose, w^ deer not significantly offset action
    of BAEA dopaite release from MAOI metabolic... shen
    Mer De MAOs Liperlan in my cave has little allergy often

    Cuccumber Buypin does not affect action of MAOS, thanfone,

    positive cis
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dissociator I'm 20 and currently in an inpatient rehab (luckily I have access to a computer). Hopefully you caught glimpse or followed the splooshambo antics of 2014-2018 because they were fucking GOLD. Those days are over now I'm CLEAN and going home in 4 days,.

    Lol yeah I caught some bits and pieces. You're surprisingly coherent now. I genuinely thought you'd made yourself retarded. Rofl.

    Congrats bro v. Wade.

    You're way ahead of the curve. Took me 13 years to get my shit together. Enroll in school asap. Find a way to make money. Just being proud of what you're doing, and feeling like you're not at a complete dead end is a way better drug than any of the other shit I ever did was.

    Be honest with yourself though- if I told you you could NEVER to drugs (anything besides alcohol, weed) again, does that thought freak you out, or are you completely cool with that? Do you feel like with the "knowledge" you have now, you could use those same drugs that fucked you up- responsibly?

    I only ask because there were a bunch of times I thought I was "good", but in the end my desire to not deal with life bullshit was stronger than my desire to be sober. A lot of people I know have thought they were done, but when I ask them that question, they realize there's a lot more that they need to "get out of their system".
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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Anybody who talks about these general systems like it means anything significant is retarded.
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  9. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Look into Kundalini, also. It is very real. This will sound lame probably, but learning ballet will probably help you with magic more than wicca ever could. Again, it deals with inertial forces, background, quantum forces, which are electromagnetic in nature, like the Kundalini concept.

    Anything that improves your balance. Riding a bus on a bumpy, fast route, and getting good at maintaining your balance around other people, trying not to fall on them, is also useful.

    EDIT: ways of improving your balance will help you sensitize yourself to these background forces. Learning to switch between emotional states at will is also useful, switch from rage, to bliss, at will, etc. A lot of it simply involves sensitizing yourself and becoming more aware. The universe gives you accolades when you get good at this stuff, flocks of birds, ducks, packs of wolves or dogs, will start saluting you.

    I was walking to the store once, and my foot came up a little higher than normal, and I kinda stomped it down, right as I did, music at the restaurant about 10 feet from me started playing, synchronized with my foot hitting the ground, and a large metallic clank from machinery in the background was also synchronized with it, the next step involved my right arm twitching as if I was turning a key, and someone's car engine started along with that at that exact point in time. It's really pretty cool, you start noticing the universe synchronizing with you.

    The universe starts to become "sticky" towards you when you do rituals correctly. It's a way of "powering up" but you can't really maintain it in its entirety forever.
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  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Dissociator i wanna get fucked by the biggest cock on a man i can find

    faggot
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  11. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    buying drugs with a publix card?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    New York?
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    CAPTAIN'S LOG 12/12/89

    it was like a brown size 10 shoe
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enterita I'm sorry, did you just call me a fork?

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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Dude you're a huge dork.
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  17. This only works for perfect squares
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  18. lol

    RAJ
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, lanny sold the last one
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  20. wtf is ziptrazadone

    an isomer of trazadone?
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