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  1. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR Phenibut beats all other GABA drugs and I can proof it. Come at me.

    phenibut is pretty fucking good. especially when you get like 200 fucking grams for 15 dollars.

    dude i take like 15 grams of pheni and drank a six pack once, the world was SPINNING. i could not get to the bathroom to piss. i was just flailing all over the place. fuck spinning, the room was GYRATING in RANDOMIZED VECTORS. i was so fucking spun, i couldn't lay in bed with tripping and falling. i was so fucking rotated that when i tried to lie down i would up completely helpless at a 45 degree angle six inches hovering over the god damned bed.
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  2. Merlin Houston
    From the age of 2 years old my dad made work sun up to sun down harvesting fish oil
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  3. My dad rubbed fish oil all over my body and taught me to take it in pre-school.

    You're all traumatized lil fucks, I'll tell you that.
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    pretty sure I posted this already

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  5. R-R-R-REPOST!

    I can run around on all fours, bark and eat dog food I am still a human.

    To put it another way let us say an individual was born in India. They grew up in India and were surrounded by indian culture. We would say this persons nationality is Indian. But in this individuals mind their National Identity is that they are not of Indian descent at all. They, though being born in india, raised in india and surrounded by indian culture, have come to the conclusion they they are an Italian! In our day that is a rather insane thought. To think that you are something by "identity" and expecting others to accommodate you in an identity built of your own perception that wholly disregards the reality and circumstances that are directing your life.

    But no, this Trans-Italians plight is seen and answered. Clinics open up with procedures to dye the skin the color of the individuals "National Identity" and though extremely risky this procedure is encouraged even though "Trans national" rates of suicide are actually higher after the procedure.

    And we cannot forget that these rates of suicide in trans nationals could never be due to mental illness or defective psycology and must always be reinforces that the rate is higher because of their status as an oppressed people. Even though the suicide rates among all other minority groups who face similar levels of oppression are drastically lower.

    And it would be a travesty and outrage when, during the olympic games, these trans nationals are unallowed to compete for the nation of their national identity rather the nation of their nationality. So we would accommodate and say "what is nationality anyway? is it not an archaic social construct? Isnt there a history of oppression surrounding this?" We must move forward and allow the Trans Nigerians to compete for Nigeria and so forth. To not do so would be a violation of our most basic human rights.

    In time it comes to be that nationality as a simple and reasonable system of identification is plain wrong. It comes to be that even being a "nationalist" is something to be ashamed of because it is at its core "transphobic". Nationality is replaced by the idea of National Identity. Some people identify as a Russian though they reside in iceland. A resident of somalia becomes canadian overnight. Others believe that National Identity itself can be too restrictive and therefore become nationals of Middle Earth or Tatooine. There are even individuals who identify as Zeta Reticulations. And of course the nationally fluid must be accomodated, and people from day to day swap their national identity to whatever best suits the time.

    There is actually a section of every police force specifically designed to aid transnationals who have faced adversity because of their situation as a transnational. To misnationalize is only seen as a crime of hate, discrimination and ignorance to which fines or jail time will be mandatory.

    And in the end, when the change is made and we have patted ourselves on our backs for reconstructing nationality as national identity and accepting national fluidity a realization will dawn. A feeling will slowly sink in. When all is said and done no one really knows "who" they are anymore.
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Recently someone posted a comic about a "transnigger", which caused me to remember Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who identifies/portrays herself as a black woman. Of course people reacted to this in variety of ways. Some people commented that her behavior could be described as racist, and compared it to a person performing blackface. After reading this, it got me thinking - would these same people claim transsexuals could be described as sexist?

    Either way, regardless of whether or not being "trans-something" is racist or sexist, I would like to hear all of your opinions on people like this. What do you think is more important, how these people identify themselves or how society identifies them? Does man define himself or is man defined by society? Some people, even some of the people on this very site, may possess certain traits or a condition that society defines as a mental illness, yet the individual himself may not feel that he is mentally unwell at all and may even identify as a perfectly fine human being. What's more important? How this individual defines himself or how the rest of the world defines him?

    As technology progresses we can imagine that in some future timeline we may possess the technology required to actually alter a persons DNA or perhaps even create new bodies for their consciousness to enter. Imagine that in the future, men could literally become women, whites could literally become blacks, or maybe you could become a dog or a bird or a robot or whatever the fuck you wanted in this hypothetical future. Maybe even just a virtual person in some virtual reality. If we ever reached that point, would people who have undergone extreme transformations like that even be considered to be people any more? Would you still be the same person you were before? What the fuck are you anyways? Do you define yourself or does the world define you?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jeremiah wasn't even a bull frog
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  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    But first, imagine it is 1963 and you walk outside to see your neighbor, Martin, leaving hastily on his way to do something. The speed of his leaving makes even the man across the street curious enough to ask.
    "Martin, where are you running off to again?"
    Dr. King turns to the man as his key unlocks the car door, and says, "Friend, look around you, can't you see the work that needs to be done?...and if so, how about coming along with me?"

    "Ah, there you go again Martin," replies the man, "you worry too much about politics and the like. Things are going to workout...I mean, don't you watch television?...they say it all the time. Anyway, you are too radical for me...reading, truth searching, voting...let somebody else do all that work for rights and freedoms. Besides, doesn't your Bible teach that we are in the "end times," and things are like this because it's the way it's suppose to be?...You know, prophecy and all that."

    Suddenly the phone rings indoors, for the man who had been speaking, and he announces. "Oh well, excuse me Rev, some of us have a life...later my brothers." And he trots off as Dr. King happens to look your way. "Excuse me friend, I notice you standing there...no doubt you heard the conversation? Listen," he opens the car door, "I am on my way to talk to a few folks gathered at the Lincoln Memorial...would you like to join us?"
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Your autistic

    my autistic
    he's my autistic
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  10. he has a book called IQ 84
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  11. Yeah dude you sound like a dicking ted.
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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Nardil.

    Get the best you can. At the very least get tested for ADD and get a script for Vyvanse so you can be Superman.
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  13. ^Sounds like a time m8

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I get home and start on either beer or cider than I make a cocktail in 3 hours, have a few of those and finish the night off with a white Russian, extra cream and slowly sip that as I let the cannabis and benadryl force me into dreamland.

    I get home and start on either a shot of whiskey, or recently very high proof grain alcohol. Between each shot or so, ill enjoy either a beer or some wine from the bottle and finish off the night by saying "Fuck, i dont even get drunk anymore. what am I doing with my life?" before I decide that conciousness is fucking bullshit, shuffling to bed and sinking into a glorious oblivion.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The background is from totse, not THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST FORUM aka totse2.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Everyone here was on zoklet
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  16. IM SHEDDING MY SKIN
    IM SHAKING THE PLACE I ONCE WAS IN

    I SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE WALL

    X V CC TT X X XX O

    I know my destiny

    I know who she is

    And I'M N OWL!!!!!!!!1 >:*<|><

    I'M A SHAPESHIFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.<><><><><><><><><.THEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDS

    CRAWL UP SLITHER UP SLIME UP THATS WHAT UP ON A BITCH WHEN I GET MY ROCKS OFF MY BLAST on and I'm a fine gentleman I know you inside out I know how you feel and I know all your doubts

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSlitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::::---THEWORDSTHEBIRDSTHEWORDSTHEBIRDSTHESKY

    THE SKY

    I AM THE SKY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    AND I FEEL YOU

    I FEEL YOU

    I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU

    I WORK I WORK I WORK

    FOR THE SUN

    THE

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    FrAcTaL TIME?!?!?!?!!?!!??!

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    THATS HOW

    ENTER THE LIFE CODE [0]

    DONT LET IT

    ERODE
    YOUR
    SOUL

    E4R7O8D7E
    Y4O7U8R
    S*O*U*L


    NEVER LIE

    always

    always

    (always) lie

    NO NEVER

    who are you man?

    you know its right

    god let it all flow on through

    gotta make it right

    theres nothing left for you to lose

    IM SURFER ROSA SURFING MY LIES

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    KILL THE BITCH

    KISS HER SNATCH

    WHAT A SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HONGLE DINGLEDONGUS MCLOARGY RONLETOYNUS MONGOLROY ISMYAHORAL CRAKLEBLOOKUS SHMARGALU RUTANKCLUA

    RE ME MB ER
    THE COD E
    REME BERW HOYO UARE

    X T Y X T C X T C X T C BOOM TAH BOOM TAB TAB DAB AND ARE YOU FEELIN IT MR KRABS???
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  17. Watch out we got a crabgrass over here
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if anyone has ever started a service around this. "I will give you HIV in exchange for…". Hmm, the clientele it would attract wouldn't have much purchasing power…

    https://aidsetc.org/blog/bug-chasers-gay-men-and-intentional-pursuit-hiv-narrative-analysis
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  19. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You're a faggot, good work.

    Shut the fuck up.
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    okay well theres two different games, your online game and your in person game. they are two different things with as much as you fags like to pretend its not.

    Luckily I live in texas in the capital city so i start off the opening line on a chicken "just a small town girl..."

    and she will be like "lol well how do you know that about me??!" and respond with I can just tell...
    (then you go from there...)

    or she will respond with "living in a lonely worrrrllld!!!" (all girls love journey) and you say "lol haha you're so smart, you know the song, thats rad" (or something like that and go from there.. )

    or she will respond with "ha... so you're telling me you're a girl??" and you say "yeah, its joke dumbass" (then she won't talk to you maybe)

    so what you do next with number 1 and 2 is just what id like to call *choding it up* you just be like "lol I'm kinDA Of a nerd and a fag and I've never done this before in my life lolz" (leave the fag part out)

    and she will be like lol i love nerdz ! You can call me sakura chan!

    and you say I'll call you whatever I want to call you chicken.

    (remember to keep choding it up, like you're a big chode)


    and when you set up a date just be normal (don't wear a sweat stained shirt, shower, and only be kinda krunk, and ask her if she wants to see your cat)

    any questions?

    /thread

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-02T09:03:49.152709+00:00
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