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Posts by Dissociator

  1. Dissociator African Astronaut
    gdgdgd

    Post last edited by Dissociator at 2017-11-11T06:28:28.568498+00:00
  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Because of obama
  3. Dissociator African Astronaut
    go fuck yourself john
  4. Dissociator African Astronaut
    i feel no pleasure at all
  5. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Well fuck life, everything whatev.

    focalin a bunch like mab 80mg today , last dose maybe 8 or more hrs ago idk. 5 at the most. phenteramine 70mg addy 40 and a coffee later on in the day because my depressimotivation fuckin sucks I just had some booze to try to feel ok but no cigar.


    fuck my life fuck the fact i fried my brain so bad i did like 200mg oxy 2 days in a row yest and the day before almost 0 pleasure wtf fuck my life
  6. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Blobulon
    Blobulon

    Statistics
    Health:
    1 Oub 2 Abbey 3 4 5/6
    20 26.67 26 33.33 32 37 42
    Location: Keep of the Lead Lord
    Gungeon Proper
    Black Powder Mine
    Hollow
    Forge
    Oubliette
    Abbey of the True Gun
    Bullet Hell
    Ammonomicon
    Ammonomicon

    Victory through Numbers
    An assault trooper in the Blobulonian Army, 3rd Division. Capable of subdividing upon death, and overwhelming their foes with numbers.
    The feared Blobulonian Empire once spanned a thousand worlds, and only began to crumble after a disastrous winter campaign through a particularly cold region of space.

    Blobulons crave battle above all things, and in the Gungeon they can relive their glorious and cruel legacy.

    Blobulons move towards the player and attempt to deal contact damage. They split into two Blobuloids upon death.

    Blobulons leave trails of goop where they go. This trail usually does nothing other than wipe away other liquids on the floor, helping prevent damage from poison, electrocuted water and flaming oil.

    If a Blobulon is jammed, the two Blobuloids it splits into will also be jammed; otherwise, they'll have independent chances to be jammed if any curse has obtained.

    Blobuloid

    Statistics
    Health:
    1 Oub 2 Abbey 3 4 5/6
    10 13.33 13 16.67 16 18.5 21
    Location: Keep of the Lead Lord
    Gungeon Proper
    Black Powder Mine
    Hollow
    Forge
    Oubliette
    Ammonomicon Entry
    Ammonomicon Blobuloid

    Divide and Conquer
    When a Blobulon dies, it immediately spawns two vengeful Blobuloids.
    Substantially faster than their predecessor, Blobuloids are known for overwhelming their prey with pincer strategies.

    Blobuloids move towards the player at a slightly greater speed than Blobulons and attempt to deal contact damage. They split into two Blobulins upon death.

    Just like Blobulons, the Blobulins they split into will be guaranteed to be jammed if the Blobuloid that spawned them was also jammed.
  7. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I said I bought a small controller.

    It's not just about OP you know

    Mod it like mothersbaugh does with his synths
    Add mods like a kazoo connected to a swinging arm
  8. Dissociator African Astronaut
    most disgusting rat ive seen in days

    Post last edited by Dissociator at 2017-11-05T15:42:24.038960+00:00
  9. Dissociator African Astronaut
    spice
    spice and doxylamine succinate
    940/940/128 bundy/dph/cpm
  10. Dissociator African Astronaut
    no shittttttt
    you cant handle the taste of anything that isnt rum punch or beer nice dehydration nice fucked up blood sugar


    become an alcoholic and it doesnt suck anymore trust me
  11. Dissociator African Astronaut
    delusions..............
    i have them and so do you.
  12. Dissociator African Astronaut
    ENDO BITCH
  13. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Wow, bringing aliens into this. There is no life on other planets and if there was I'm pretty sure they don't have the same kind of family structure as humans do. They prob have stage 1 protoamoebas fucking incorporeal snail gods. If there were life on other planets. But theres not.
  14. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Kill him.

    Lol not yet
  15. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Forget about it.

    Forget about it? I've been threatened and manipulated for far too long. I'm sick of this shit.
  16. Dissociator African Astronaut
    im gonna have to dump your PI, since you said youre dumping mine. cant give you drugs I dont have.
  17. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Social media a la facebook killed forums
  18. Dissociator African Astronaut
    CALSUTMORAN is a fraud
  19. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Wtf
  20. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by just one more mongol ok

    Gimme a couple mins
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