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Posts by Jesus is king

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    How would you create an ultrasound broadcast?
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    Bugz, you're going to kill your family.
    Mentally ill schizophrenics shouldn't mess with volatile machinery.
    Hire a professional ie some cheap mexican who can't speak english and takes a lunch break every two minutes.
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    2002 - 2005 was the golden age of the internet and the absolute peak of western civilization

    It was the beginning of imageboards in the West with 4chan established and soon after iichan, 7chan and 420chan.

    File sharing was actually cool and being able to download a song felt like having your first orgasm, every time.

    Myspace was defacto

    Booting sandniggers on Yahoo messenger, causing their computers to crash.

    Golden age of totse, before it went to shit and normies like lanny and krotz started shitting it up.

    Japan and otaku culture was reserved for true autists only and not normie scum and e-girls.

    Windows XP

    Darude Sandstorm and winamp visualizer

    Fewer blacks and women on the web

    Hentai sites with 4:3 eroge scans featuring late 90s/early 00s artwork

    People still bought albums.
    You could tell a true fan from a tourist.

    6th generation gaming
    The absolute peak of gaming and technology

    Golden age of G4TV before it became reality tv for normies

    People still dressed, acted and looked normal.
    No weirdo post-modern globohomo feminist shit.

    GTA hadn't gone to shit yet (no gta iv and v)

    Final Fantasy was an otaku thing

    Chocobo robo voice remix

    CD-roms for PC gaming magazines and OPM came with demo discs

    No smartphones or Facebook

    I could go on and on
  5. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, downloading simfiles on TOTSE truly made him feel alive.

    Simfiles are a Stepmania thing you clueless plebe.
    I downloaded them from Bemanistyle.
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    So I was about 7 or 8, all excited to go to this restaurant in a few days.
    I went outside my apartment complex to the complex playground.
    There was this little girl on the swing set so I walk up to her and start twisting her swing around and around and around until it wouldn't go twist any more ... Then I let go and watched as the little bitch swung around violently until it ended and she fell over.
    Because of that I wasn't able to go to the restaurant :(
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    Yet they account for more than half the crime

    The US doesn't have a gun problem
    It has a nigger problem


    #sendthemback
  8. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol ur insane, I work full time and sometimes overtime, and so what if you saw me sitting at home.. isn't that what a lot of people do? lol

    you're the one thats bitching about needing a covid check and another one because your fatass is to lazy to uber his dumbass around

    The only "work" you do is sitting on your ass all day listening to normie music while browsing Facebook in search of landwhales
  9. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol my cousin made the news once because he shone one at a rescue helicopter at night

    cops went door to door looking for him

    Did they find him?
  10. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz it's really sad knowing that you have a 800-900 dollar a month apartment while you're barely at work. for weeks I saw you home. months even during this covid and shelter in.


    WHO IS PAYING YOUR RENT. Im worried about myself and I have a better set up than you do. And I had a small apartment after moving out of my truck. I had first lived in an office in berkeley and showered at the Gym at 24 healthclub that cost me 700 month for a year and then a year an a half to a smaller office costing me 600 a month with a shower in it. and I know I probably made twice as you did and still had money whoes. how are you going to sit there and tell us you make enough to pay rent. You must have a Sugar Daddy working that fucking ass of yours.

    The same people who pay his child support pay his rent
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    I wish I could travel back to 2002 - 2005 when the internet was good.
    The feeling of downloading a bunch of simfiles at the library (they had a fast enough connection) ans taking them back home to play in stepmanja was so special.
    B
    Shit posting on totse and browsing the text file section.
    Lurking hentai sites.
    Chatting on Yahoo messenger chat rooms.
    The internet is dead now
  12. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Just shined it into a moving car and then they drove over here and left
  13. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    https://streamable.com/52s1jv
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    I was in there just now masturbating and my mom went in my room and said something I couldn't make out because I was wearing headphones.
    I wonder if she knew what I was doing
  15. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost sorry i have been sick with covid drinking lots of alcohol and cough syrup kinda fucked up the past few days ordering mac donalds coffee

    lol
    Hopefully you stop breathing and die an agonizing death
  16. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    There is enough space for a small desk and chair
    I could put a computer in there and make it my hangout space.
  17. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I'm having more fun with this thing than I have on the net.
    Feels good to be doing something that doesn't revolve around staring at a screen.
  18. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Some guy was walking his dog in the parking lot so I pointed the laser in front of his dog.
    The dog didn't seem to respond though.
    I wonder if the guy noticed.
  19. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Hiki & Smellhung are self conscious over their prominent features.

    Cock nose and chin nuts folks!

    You might want to reconsider making fun of other people's chins
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    He looks like a gay prison inmate
    The manicured eyelashes and eyebrows really give it away
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