Posts by Jesus is king

1. 2020-12-07 at 1:15 AM UTC in I need to grow up
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bugz I was already to commit to my New Years Resolution and press on. but Covid Happened.
   
   What do I even commit to this coming few weeks ahead on the next NYE?
   
   it will probably be around a few more years if they learn the vaccine people got died from Covid19 months later. back to the covid drawing board.
   
   at this point its "at your own risk" of going out. but someone will always say "but you'll kill someone else"

   
   Try jumping out of a window to see if you can fly
2. 2020-12-07 at 1:14 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra that's a funny way to say brain damage
   
   
   does your mother drink heavily?

   
   ( ・ω・) just hurry up and kill yourself already
3. 2020-12-07 at 1:11 AM UTC in This could explain the mandela effect
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bugz I bet you begged your mom to ass fart on your nose when you were a small kid because it comforted you and it's like comfort food for you to sniff your cats assholes

   
   Well you know if you weren't a boring wage slave and had the time and curiosity you'd be huffing cat farts too
4. 2020-12-07 at 1:08 AM UTC in What happened to krotz
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Well I mean if you were actually funny and interesting like bugz I might have read all that
5. 2020-12-07 at 1:07 AM UTC in This could explain the mandela effect
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bugz stfu you dirty shit huffing parasite.

   
   no u
6. 2020-12-07 at 1:07 AM UTC in What happened to krotz
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   tl;dr
7. 2020-12-07 at 1:05 AM UTC in Better than haujobb
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
8. 2020-12-07 at 1:01 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by street_carp Lol where did fuckboi come from? I've been with one woman for over half of my life.
   
   Bizarre.

   
   lol dumbass that's not what fuccboi means
9. 2020-12-07 at 1 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra > opens thread with insults because people don't 'get' his shit gimmicky 'music'
   > it's your fault we can't have a conversation

   
   Nothing gimmicky about it.
   
   You'd have to understand otaku and Japanese net culture to be able to appreciate lolicore
10. 2020-12-07 at 12:59 AM UTC in What happened to krotz
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra a manchild has as many masters as he has vices

    
    I guess I shouldn't expect a code monkey who wakes up at 10am every morning and spends the rest of the day in a cubicle to understand
11. 2020-12-07 at 12:57 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by street_carp I could literally get you to stop talking about all the awful things you like just by claiming to like them as well. You're like a 4 year old.
    
    I don't hate myself enough to do that though.

    
    No if you weren't a fuccboi we could actually have a conversation
12. 2020-12-07 at 12:49 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by street_carp This is objectively the greatest genre of all time

    
    I agree!
13. 2020-12-07 at 12:47 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
14. 2020-12-07 at 12:46 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra this is terrible gimmicky garbage and you should be ashamed

    
    You listen to haujobb
15. 2020-12-07 at 12:42 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
16. 2020-12-07 at 12:40 AM UTC in None of you ignorant plebeians could ever hope to understand the brilliance of lolicore
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra retards are known for their strength, not their logic

    
    Neither of which you possess
17. 2020-12-07 at 12:25 AM UTC in This could explain the mandela effect
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/295134143
    
    They did a mass test of this technology, editing people's memories.
18. 2020-12-07 at 12:17 AM UTC in What happened to krotz
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra lol

    
    Wanting to live in a world of imagination and fantasy isn't enslavement you baka
19. 2020-12-07 at 12:11 AM UTC in What happened to krotz
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo what happened to you? did you move too much? Why didnt you go to school? Why don't you go outside?

    
    1 - nothing happened to me besides being born into a broken civilization
    
    2 - not really but then again that doesn't make any difference
    
    3 - school is a horrible way to waste your childhood
    I refused to allow myself to be enslaved and indoctrinated
    
    4 - There is nothing interesting outside
    I would rather live in cyberspace
20. 2020-12-07 at 12:08 AM UTC in It's Official. Complete Societal Meltdown
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    What is the symbolism of the toilet paper meme?