Posts by Jesus is king

1. 2020-12-15 at 3:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Was getting my hair cut
2. 2020-12-15 at 3:44 AM UTC in Just got a haircut ^_^
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   
3. 2020-12-15 at 3:14 AM UTC in NIS: Dumbest person of the year 2020 edition
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby No you're the retard and I won't back off I will push on

   
   lol look krotz is calling someone a retard
   Let's point and laugh
4. 2020-12-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in I just went to buy a bottle of whiskey for my brother but
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Who fucks who?

   
   It's quite obvious judging that picture
5. 2020-12-15 at 3:01 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra that'd be pretty impressive
   
   I can't think of a way that I could considering I live on the ground floor

   
   I'm sure there are some tall buildings nearby
6. 2020-12-15 at 3:01 AM UTC in I just went to buy a bottle of whiskey for my brother but
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Gryyls legit looks very queer and homosexual
7. 2020-12-15 at 3 AM UTC in I just went to buy a bottle of whiskey for my brother but
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Piss stains and no neck lmao
   
   
   
   You’ll never post a pic beside a woman EVERRR 🤣

   
   We make a good couple
8. 2020-12-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   I'm gonna try and channel my psychic abilities again
   
   
   
   hnnggngngngng
   
   Eeeeeeeeeeee
   
   
   
   Uguuu
   
   Timoteiiiiii
   
   I see you jumping out of the window of you apartment landing to your death
9. 2020-12-15 at 2:56 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra you had like a 1/5 chance of guessing the next poster

   
   I wasn't even thinking of this thread.
   I just saw that post I made in my head and suddenly I felt like you replied to it
10. 2020-12-15 at 2:54 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I must be psychic because I literally just imagined you replying to that and then I refresh the page and look who it is
11. 2020-12-15 at 2:48 AM UTC in Post your last.fm
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    https://www.last.fm/user/lolis-on-datura
12. 2020-12-15 at 2:40 AM UTC in NIS: Dumbest person of the year 2020 edition
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Kortz came into this thread knowing he would be included
13. 2020-12-15 at 2:29 AM UTC in NIS: Dumbest person of the year 2020 edition
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Folks?
14. 2020-12-15 at 2:13 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um this was just a cutscene…

    
    It's a teaser trailer
15. 2020-12-15 at 2:12 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra lol special

    
    Do you ever get tired of being a douchebag
16. 2020-12-14 at 4:58 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    People who didn't play ME1 back in the day and never played KOTOR can't relate to how amazing and special this series is.
    
    
    Mass Effect is one of the most special game series of all time
    
    
17. 2020-12-14 at 4:51 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    At the risk of sounding like a tranny I have to say
    
    FEMME SHEP IS DEFAULT SHEP
18. 2020-12-14 at 4:45 AM UTC in Mass Effect Revival Trailer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
19. 2020-12-14 at 1:42 AM UTC in Crazy detox dreams
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S pop 10mg of melatonin the next time you crash-out… without fail – hardcore lucid dreams for the next 8 hours.

    
    I used to take melatonin to help me fall asleep.
    What actually ended up working was to quit caffeine.
20. 2020-12-14 at 1:41 AM UTC in Crazy detox dreams
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bugz weird I had a tornado dream last night. but it went back up and I was in some shitty old country town taking a piss and couldn't stop and woke up and realized I had to go pee really bad. went to the toilet and crawled back into bed and farted really long and loud. got up and wiped my butthole and went back to bed.
    
    
    probably because of the funnel clouds I photographed the other day

    
    I think the reason I dreamed of a tornado is because I have a loud fan in my room I run while sleeping