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Posts by Jesus is king

  1. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    PS2 with RT plz
  2. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I want to meet my twin stranger
  3. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    12 isn't little girl tier
    They're already hitting puberty, more than ready for sex.
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  5. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Pillows

    I have never owned or used a dakimakura
  6. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why do you chase inanimate objects?


    Do I need to explain this? Are you that retarded? Bill Krozby likes to fuck vaginas. When there is a personality attached to a vagina it makes the FUCK that much more intriguing.

    Have you ever gone to a bar and just picked up a cute chubby girl and played video games at her place and got your dick wet?

    No. You have not.

    Mom I need some more hot pockets.

    I dunno what you mean by inanimate objects
  7. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP you're white trash garbage

    You're a peasant

    Your girlfriend is disgusting, not even krotz would go after her

    Your life is cheap trash like Chinese produced electronics
  8. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Im not. Why are you cock nose mamas boy. The world may never know..

    I'm not

    Why do you chase chubby girls?
  9. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Why are you a chubby chaser
  10. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You've lived in your new place, for what, a month? Littered with masturbation Kleenex crumples.

    It's actually fine if you want to live like that.

    Fuck you I'm on the internet at 3am arguing with a retard.

    Nah those aren't cumrags
    I have a constant runny nose from drinking alcohol.
  11. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You've never had an original thought.

    Gross man
  12. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Folks my favorite person of color is Wariat
  13. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    What's going on?

    People are talking about how certain categories on xhamster are gone, videos and pictures being removrd from others.
  14. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    He looks Italian in that photo

    First thing I thought when I saw that pic was he looked like Marco Corbelli when be was a child
  15. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Naisu
    I have a projector too but I hardly ever use it.
  16. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You're 30 years old and you cant have a normal conversation.

    You are constantly defensive..

    You cant help it.

    It is what it is.

    I bet you're into fat chicks too
  17. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp I have more autonomy than you. Money brings opportunities.

    I could get a lame ass 4k surveillance grid device too if I wanted.

    That shit is lame

    CRT televisions are the only proper way to experience audio visual content
  18. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    To be held in Detroit

    Free 40oz for all attendees

    DJ Hikikomori will be providing the music

    Totse2001 Will be giving a special two hour talk later in the day followed by a one hour speech from Wariat


    But your tickets now!!!
  19. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby She's actually really smart and an artist and sexy. If this bullshit pandemic ever ends we are going to my favorite public thing

    None of that is true
  20. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp Keep coping peasant

    You're the peasant, NPC.
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