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  1. Originally posted by Octavian Yeah those are fine. I just find "baby-girl" to be a rather concerning nomenclature for the usual "hoes/bitches/gf's and pussy" fam.

    you dont seem to object when your uncle benny dresses you up as a little girl and makes you suck his lollipop.
  2. Originally posted by G I know most of you scrubs can't get technology like that on the regular w/ Medicaid,Obama Care etc. But it's really helpful in monitoring body fat. We get'em every 6 weeks @ work.

    you like telling stories

    tell some about your life experiences where you enjoyed being sexually used by the school janitors, priests, homeless niggers, and male members of your household
  3. Originally posted by A College Professor hey you owe me a knickel

    ill give you a nickle if you give me a blowjob
  4. Originally posted by G Big guys shouldn't drive minis, just saying.

    as obese as you are you need to be in the back of a dumptruck...with your own front-end loader to get you in and out

    you fat fuck faggot
  5. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When Biden wins I'm going to bump this thread every day for the entire 8 years of his presidency.

    when trump wins youre going to decapitate yourself and mail me your head so i can use your face as a codpiece.
  6. Originally posted by Bugz 8500 seems to be the going price for around 50k miles

    2012ish

    I hear that water punps, Roof Gaskets (Like wtf .. roof gasket is common im told), Clutches burning out prior to 20k even on light use and not heavy clutching will I'll prolly do), grill molding breaking lots, and only runs on premium.

    but it looks fun as fuck. I wonder if I do the work myself if it would be as much. Youtube prolly. Waterpump housing is expensive. Why so? pull shit parts from a junk yard, pay half get less than half its use as a new one.

    I think pull yards make more profit than new shit.

    you definitely should get one.

    its complete assurance that everyone that sees you driving it knows youre a flaming faggot
  7. Originally posted by ORACLE The parallels are the direction of nigger cocks abrading your colon

    youre just jealous i have a colon. the entirety of your lower thoracic cavity and abdominal cavity consists entirely of a disemboweled void filled with nigger semen and giant dildos. your asshole is the bermuda triangle of sex toys.
  8. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I think you misheard him. He didn't say "I love going to the gym." He said, "I love eating Slim Jims." I talked to him about it on cam. Dude thinks he'll actually lose weight eating a diet of Slim Jims LOL. He was trying to argue with us saying, "Well why do they call them Slim Jims if they don't make you slim?" I had to give up arguing with him about it after like 5 minutes. Dude is like 250lbs and broke a chair on cam earlier this year. Drinks like a fish too. You'd think he had gills.

    you misheard him. he didnt say 'i love eating slim jims'...he said 'i love eating nigger jims dick.'

    meaning the entirety of his daily caloric consumption is suctioned out of some niggers dangling cock.
  9. Originally posted by G G works out for fitness/health & has steady strength gains implementing a routine that works for him. He doesn't follow strangers on the web, whose pictures have revealed themselves to be in lesser physical shape than himself.

    the only reason you go to the gym is to ogle the hot sweaty man-meat

    the only lifting you do is some niggers drooping ballsack off your face before it suffocates you
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