Should I get a Mini Cooper?

1. 2020-10-29 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga
   8500 seems to be the going price for around 50k miles
   
   2012ish
   
   I hear that water punps, Roof Gaskets (Like wtf .. roof gasket is common im told), Clutches burning out prior to 20k even on light use and not heavy clutching will I'll prolly do), grill molding breaking lots, and only runs on premium.
   
   but it looks fun as fuck. I wonder if I do the work myself if it would be as much. Youtube prolly. Waterpump housing is expensive. Why so? pull shit parts from a junk yard, pay half get less than half its use as a new one.
   
   I think pull yards make more profit than new shit.
2. 2020-10-29 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Funny you should say that
   
   My dad called me yesterday saying he’s thinking about getting one but I told him it’s a woman’s car
   
   Don’t do it
3. 2020-10-29 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   IF and I do mean IF you plan on beating it like the bitch it is and use it like bad slut every time you drive it home then yes get one,, otherwise ur just a faggot in a faggot car taking up space real men may enjoy
4. 2020-10-29 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Fucking gay ass faggot car dude
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5. 2020-10-29 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   not to mention the fact its a BMW programmed to have 1500 a year in scheduled repairs.
   
   it was engineered the be a money pit for fathers who bought em for Daughters
6. 2020-10-29 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by POLECAT IF and I do mean IF you plan on beating it like the bitch it is and use it like bad slut every time you drive it home then yes get one,, otherwise ur just a faggot in a faggot car taking up space real men may enjoy

   
   Oh No, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of it and spin donuts until I get stuck in mud because they're only 2 wheel drive and then once I get out of the mud, I'm gonna whip it around corners. would love to find a close road I could get on and see if I can do those 180 spins by pulling up on the handbrake right when you hit water. Im told they're good at doing this. good handling without rollovers.
   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Grylls Funny you should say that
   
   My dad called me yesterday saying he’s thinking about getting one but I told him it’s a woman’s car
   
   Don’t do it

   
   I'm not a chick and I want a playtoy. they're like gocarts for adults.
   
   

   Originally posted by cigreting Fucking gay ass faggot car dude

   
   NoU
7. 2020-10-29 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   If you’re gonna do it at least get the countryman (in pink)
8. 2020-10-29 at 1:01 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by POLECAT not to mention the fact its a BMW programmed to have 1500 a year in scheduled repairs.
   
   it was engineered the be a money pit for fathers who bought em for Daughters

   
   Truth
9. 2020-10-29 at 1:09 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   more truth for ya,, buyin an IQ is a fools move,, good luck
10. 2020-10-29 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Splam African Astronaut
    Looks like a little death trap. Stay out of the blindspot of lifted trucks. They often can't see you when you're directly to the right of them.
11. 2020-10-29 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Big guys shouldn't drive minis, just saying.
12. 2020-10-29 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Splam Looks like a little death trap. Stay out of the blindspot of lifted trucks. They often can't see you when you're directly to the right of them.

    
    I honestly have seen multiple people drive directly under the trailer of semi with these things and change 2 lanes over by going underneath it. I mean on TV by stunt people. but yeah, I'll probably have to do a lot of over the shoulder looking
    
    Im not buying an expensive Countrymen because they're 10k more. The one I saw was kind of like the Racer Green color G was talking about. and or the orange-tan colored with stripes. it looks cool. its a Austin Power car.
13. 2020-10-29 at 1:25 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No don't do it, endless fucking money pits.
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14. 2020-10-29 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by POLECAT more truth for ya,, buyin an IQ is a fools move,, good luck

    
    I gotta hear this