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Posts That Were Thanked by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung U dont shit about good pizza, cuz ur a north Dakota hick.

    Meet me in the bushes, kid.
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  2. zok jr. Houston
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger This the actual zok jr or an imposter?

    4j! sup my dude?? posted a pic in another thread its me i swear!
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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I signed up for a creative writing class at the community college downtown and today was my first day and it was good. It's ran professor Deckard. He's quite the card he's also starting up his own baseball team in the community and tried to push it on to us but I'm not much of a baseball player and didn't want to purchase the uniform. Then theres Sara, I know her from the rosedale kitchen and bar, she's quite the sassy, she's 26 and a mother but needs time to herself besides riding her adult tricycle. Her husband watches their son so its all good. And then theres bob cole, he's my age I grew up with, went the same schools, he's gotten a lot bigger like his dad Jason cole who owns a car dealship, his dad used to be so fat my mom told me that at the bar he'd have use two bars stool for his big butt, but boy did he love eating hamburgers and drinknig beer. And then theirs liz she's a real hipster but a ball breaker as well she always has something to say but she's cool anyways.

    Theres a few other people I haven't met yet but thats because the people I just mentioned in my group for our class project, we've decided to make a zine with stories / poetry /comics and art reviews. Bob cole is kind of the black sheep of the group as he only likes to write about sports and so thats going to be oddball part of the scene but he's still a good guy. I remember back grade school when we'd play kickball and he always wanted to be the umpire.. lol whatever.. But yeah we went of the framework about this class and were assigned a book to do a review on. I was assigned orb station zero by dan davis.

    But yeah after class the four of us decided to go to big bites for a lunch meeting to discuss the project and get to know each more. We all got burritos and mashed potato's. I was putting gravy all over mine and sarah make a remark how I always eat so unhealthy and why do i feel the need to slather everything in gravy that its disgusting, I asked her why is it she's so bitchy and not funny, she means well she just think being constantly sarcastic is the only way she can come off as witty.

    We were eating and liz kept going on about dick chenney and how he's probably a sodomite, and I asked whats wrong with that? And she said oh gimme a break doug the only people that enjoy sodomy are rich white men, do you think women enjoy being like that? And I was of course, women are degenerates and Bob cole started laughing almost choking on his food. But yeah all in all it was a good first day of class


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVwT8zcS5Z_rYXnpomlbfg/videos


    but yeah big bite is damn good!
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  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I am drunk sorry for the annoying i have caused. I love you all.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Bought an NBA player ssn turns out its Tony Parker
    Scratched the serial number off my gun with a sharpie marker

    colored my dick darker and drew some tats on Travis barker
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  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Yall niggas ever eat a 3 cheese sausage? No homo though.

    Lol only OGs understand that reference
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  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut


    Tony Hawk niggas
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I miss you too, full homo.




    I'm curious, what happened?

    My depression. It's fine ITS FINE.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll give you tree fiddy.

    Lol jayhouse :) no you wont.
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  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Get on tinychat bro. tinychat.com/tinybltc

    Last few times I've tried its filled with people like Bill Krozby and apric0t etc. and I just cant do it anymore, its not like the old days.

    Hope you've been well and out of trouble.
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  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger lol wuts goin on in dis thread guise?

    I'm on Xanax and smoking Crystal Queen complaining about my life over rambling text messages to my cousins.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger If you take a bike to work tell em a nigger stole your bike.

    "I stole my bike from myself."
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie What's the name for the hentai orgasm face again. I know it has a name i just keep forgetting it. Anyway, for some reason Tik Tok Thots are making that face IRL, and now, i don't really mind it when it happens in anime, for lulz or otherwise. But when it bleeds into IRL it just makes it weird.

    you just made me google "tik tok thots" and although I still have no idea what they are besides clothed strippers I think the girl I was just hanging out with is one.

    also tinychat is dead af now I feel bad for 4j trying to keep the dong show alive
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  14. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hamdle me


    THAT NIGGA MQ

    THAT NIGGA 4J
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  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.

    Cool shirt cool glasses!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Also you lookin all good in dat shirt.

    Thanks friend. My mom hot it for me for Christmas.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.

    Oh the things we wood do.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hamdle me

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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano Gabapentin is ok for nerve pain. I'd like to switch to Lyrica not just because it may or not feel nicer, but because the doses are like 3x less by weight so it doesn't go so hard on your kidneys. It's basically like adding 2.7grams of salt to my diet, which is fine for a physically healthy 22 year old (god I can't believe I'm 22 already) but doing that long term isn't the greatest, especially given how many other pills I take in a day. 600 lyrica would be better in that regard.

    You're only 22?

    Oh fuck you.

    You've got like 5 years left of eating shit and banging coke.

    Stop making the rest of us feel old and gross you faggot
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