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2017-01-01 at 7:12 PM UTC in Robbing a bank
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Thats pretty fuckin crazy. No one even bats an eye at this guy taking shit off the truck. Could have been set up considering only fools would leave 1.6 million dollars in gold just sitting in an open truck.
People run all the time to catch the bus or what not. But they have a full face and body description and I would imagine a reward large enough hid own momma would turn him in. -
2017-01-01 at 7:08 PM UTC in Robbing a bankZanick, don't they usually have the ink bursting shit? I'm also not sure what qualifies are armed robbery, which would matter a lot if you get caught.
But yeah, Malice is tight. Risk/reward ratio is badly not in your favor. -
2017-01-01 at 6:31 PM UTC in This is totally not-narcissistic, but I swear 90-95% of girls, act like they've got a crush on me...I'm sure that happens all the time.
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2017-01-01 at 5:09 PM UTC in This is totally not-narcissistic, but I swear 90-95% of girls, act like they've got a crush on me...So what "dance" would that be, skippy? The dance to perpetual loneliness?
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2017-01-01 at 4:40 PM UTC in that face when u just dida buncha heroin but the pizza place right down the streetYou'd get sent to the ER and maybe arrested. If you didn't die.
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2017-01-01 at 4:39 PM UTC in Darknet OrderingI never said it wasn't stupid to use or dangerous, I just said that it did exist.
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2017-01-01 at 6:49 AM UTC in Darknet OrderingYeah, I just posted visual evidence that it does. Retard.
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2017-01-01 at 5:57 AM UTC in My wife is mad at me because I didn't want to chill with her mom
Originally posted by Discount Whore -I like to play with/have my penis played with while I chill. Just an idle thing.
-ChillMeister1954@AOL.com
Me too. -
2017-01-01 at 3:10 AM UTC in My wife is mad at me because I didn't want to chill with her mom
Originally posted by mmQ Do you normally want to chill with her mom? Is it rational for her to be upset because of the reasoning behind you not wanting to chill with her mom? Do you guys chill a lot? When's the last time you chilled with her mom? Is it always the three of you chilling, or is sometimes just you and her mom that chill together? Are you a fan of chilling in general? Where's your favorite place to chill? How often do you chill? Do you have a favorite activity when you chill? What's your wife's mom's father's e-mail address?
Are you a cop? -
2017-01-01 at 2:50 AM UTC in This is totally not-narcissistic, but I swear 90-95% of girls, act like they've got a crush on me...
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think the cause of lots of peoples confusion and frustration with women stems from them being generally sweet and nice creatures by nature.
I'm always very popular among the ladies and they usually tell me "girl secrets" (most guys don't know this) and which guys are assholes, etc. They also give you GIRL TIPS which are like, which girls think you are cute, etc.
It's all about that dance.
If she's talking to you about her bf and "girl secrets" you are not a sexual entity. You are deep in the friend zone. -
2017-01-01 at 2:42 AM UTC in running drugs thru europe by trainI did make it across the border with crack and heroin. A solid amount. Obviously I made it through. It was airtight, I've seen that it that it takes the dogs a few hours to be able the detect it and I made it in just under three to the checkpoint.
I don't know why I wasted all this because I know you're just shit posting. -
2017-01-01 at 2:37 AM UTC in Mq ia a real piece of shitThat's a strong case for BB. ^
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2017-01-01 at 12:52 AM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.Can't argue with that logic.
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2017-01-01 at 12:32 AM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.Ok. Better than a crazy, 90 year old, paranoid, lonely, pretend haxor and pretend drummer who needs a million alts to be his "friends."
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2017-01-01 at 12:14 AM UTC in that face when u just dida buncha heroin but the pizza place right down the streetI did it in a Starbucks while living my car. I took the handicapped stall and then and then a bunch of middle school kids came into to change for some play/concert. I couldn't concentrate and had to wail til they left.
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2016-12-31 at 11:26 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesI wondering how long it will take for reject to come to his boyfriend's defense.
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2016-12-31 at 11:19 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesYou're so in love/obsessed with me. It's kinda cute. :)
But just remember, sweetie, even if I end up scrubbing toilets, I'll still be more productive that you have ever been and ever will be. Now run along and go back to trying to find the right combination of chemicals to make you a real boy. -
2016-12-31 at 10:38 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesVideo/media design for amateur porn.
Well, since you've already derailed this thread, I am going back to school for rehabilitation counseling. -
2016-12-31 at 10:32 PM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.You're too good to me, psycho.
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2016-12-31 at 10:31 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesAmateur porn?
