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  1. Originally posted by Grylls Sorry about the panda sleeping mask





    Say what you want but I can get any bitch I want

    They love my style

    ill give you two pennies and a nickle to suck my cock with those purty lips

    thats more than double what i pay your mother
  2. Originally posted by Bugz how can we get into the action? Just representing Arms. I can sell them. shit, they don't use real pharmacist or chemist to endorse Pharam to doctors with their samples in hand. they just use college students with sales skills. I have good sales skills.

    Lets go sale some of them "Yesterdays Raptor Tech" to the Armenians or whoever. Russia said they're not getting involved with whatever is happening over there. Lets get them involved. I'm sure the Rothschilds will loan Armenia some cash to buy jets to protect their Gypsy asses.

    raptor tech is still ITAR classified so no unregistered exports.

    unless j­ew
  3. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Retard Rodeo sounds like the next Trump rally

    only if youre there, hog-tied, squeeling, and with an apple in your mouth, in the lithotomy position.
  4. Originally posted by Technologist I’m laughing because of the people on here that call it a hoax.

    I could see why people would say trump said it though.

    [videttps://youtu.be/-YtV-dTSs7I

    the only hoax around here is your self-identifying as white.
  5. stfu and post nude selfies
  6. Originally posted by Bugz Fuck Trump and Fuck the way Joe acts.

    Green Party. Aid to Africa not Arms.

    and stop the explotation of China moving in and mining the fuck out of Africa. Sure The US CIA got involved in the former Zaire (now DRC) but to stop blood diamonds or push American Corps into it?

    Now China is in there getting first dibs on raw resources at pennys to the dollar by corrupt leaders of each of those fucking countries.

    China is going to walk all over the USA once it builds its military up in 10 years. You say "America spends more on Military funding than all the other nations combined" but also note that the US MIC also charges more and profits more from the same basic research that China or Russia is doing. so we're overpaying for our future. And now they're saying the F-35s are full of bugs. and that Russians new stealth fighter is better than the B-2

    WTF. and we're selling our F-22 Raptors to who? it's just like that comedy film Deal of the Century.

    How come we all don't hook up and sell arms to other countries? seems like easy money.

    F-22s are obsolete tech. get with the times.

    the US is the worlds largest...and best...arms dealer
  7. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.

    They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)

    They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.

    One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.

    The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.

    I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.





    One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.

    One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.

    He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)

    They have a retard baby together now.

    My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.

    I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.

    That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.

    you just invented a new reality-tv pulitzer prize winner

    or at least a discovery channel show
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL The Dem's would just prop the body up with long sticks and pulleys and ropes, with a few strings tied to the mouth.

    too late.

    he died six months ago. they buffalo-billed him and dressed obama up in his peeled skin, who is now pulling off a real life weekend at bernies.

    same thing happened to pelosi back two administrations ago and various women take turns wearing her skin-suit. why do you think no one has seen hillary in months.
  9. Originally posted by Kev no, mount tambora eruption and my bad it was in 1815. the emissions were so bad that sunlight couldnt warm the planet so it was winter all year round.

    i remember reading about that. something like they blamed all kinds of world disasters and famines on that eruption. i think i recall a train wreck in the northern US because the engineer couldnt see through the volcano-dust fog...and a covid pandemic or something. not exaggerating.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Read it again slowly stupid you clearly don't understand how electricity works…

    In the UK, with a mains voltage of 230 V and a limit of 13 A per socket the maximum possible power to one appliance is 2990 watts (2990 joules per second). In the USA, with a mains voltage of 120 V and a limit of 15 A per outlet the maximum possible power is reduced to only 1800 watts

    Having lived in the UK for 29yrs and the US for 23yrs..I'm well aware of the differences…my kettle here takes 3 mins to boil..in England it's about 90 seconds.

    bum gouge, bra

    my water distiller is 110V and from pouring 1 gallon of tap water into it within one minute hevay bubbles start.

    youre comparing apple to flying monkeys. the voltage and amperage of the electric service is irrelevant when compared to the rating capacity of the actual appliance and the means it will boil. for example, my distiller has some exotic metal heating element that boils more efficiently than normal heating elements. granted, the thing cost more than $1k...but you get what you pay for. a chinamart special heating element is made from some shit-tier metal that scales faster and isnt as efficient at transferring resistance heat

    next lets discuss which is wetter...lake water or pond water.
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