Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
You're such a fucking lush-slush. I bet you drink all of that in one sitting. Or Lucy drinks the white wine box and you drink the other two?
The Kraken (47% dark spiced rum) is for me. The shitty dry white wine is also for me, but we mostly just got it for cooking. The other wine bottles below the jager are significantly higher quality stuff for my parents. The jager is all scronny tho. Fucking degenerate alcoholic.
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Interbreeding between the two remaining cohorts should be strictly forbidden and punishable by death. By god we will have chattel and masters, or we will have nothing.
In unrelated news, I converted to judaism recently.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Cheese on Toast
British cuisine at its finest. Never fails to be the most dismal, depressing shit imaginable. Always "some shit we had lying around on toast" or "pallid grey overcooked red meat and boiled potatoes with watery gravy".
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Originally posted by Tyrant
He actually directs resources very inefficiently and all his companies rely on lobbying out terrible government contracts for his businesses that end up invariably being horrifyingly shittacular investments for the taxpayers who foot the bill.
Case in point: Vegas Loop.
No capsule or vacuum tube. No self driving. No "high speed car platform". No high volume transport. Just a shitty Tesla ride through tunnels, with a human driver. It's an underground tunnel taxi.
Doesn't do shit for residents of the city, is not remotely capable of meeting mass transit needs, generates like 12 jobs in total by giving you the easiest Uber routes in history.
Elon fans: great success, this is literally exactly what Boring Company and Hyperloop promised.
shhh buddy ur thinking too much about it. walt disney had detractors too, but epcot was an undeniably astonishing vision for the future. as is the tesla loop. you just don't think big like great men do. it's okay.
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Don't remind me fucc. I can't just go about my life without getting reads these days. Numbers, colors, the flow of traffic, the words spoken. The birds and the timing of things. I liked being a Nihilist FFS it was simple. At least I can still claim moral nihilism or at least hold that life is an abomination… Which is a moral position…
FUCK.
R3EEEEEEEÊÉÈ
Sober, high it doesn't even matter. It sucks for real. It's insane. It's too damn much. Whatever the only message I got from God legit was "be" everything else are just psychic intrusions trying to guide this river.
its rough when its happeing but honestly i kinda miss hearing god in a prisoner farting two cells over from me. it was edifying in its own way. it's insane and horrible as it's happening, but in hindsight it's enviable and perplexing and you're only going to wish you had a bit more time to fuck around in that mindset and figure it out. whomp.
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im not gonna let some fat nigger european who died decades/centuries/millennia ago define my cognitive processeez. never read. those niggas just tryna make you think/feel/believe a certain way. read stories and absorb the truth by osmosis. if someone purports to have a more direct path, they're full of shit. the lord works through schizophrenic-connect-the-dots. if they couldn't fulfil their obligation to tell you their philosophy through a compelling narative, they were not ordained by god.
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oi oi i'll 'ave u know, m8, that moy scrawny is gainfully employed by bezoscorp - he hasn't bin 2 hospital since ive known 'im, 'e ain't addicted to drugs, he's a roight winner he is, strictly no homo (its only gay if balls touch), quite the handsome young lad, and his delusions are pretty limited m8
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The number of dudes who simultaneously talk about how important 2A is for protecting from corrupt authoritarian government in one breath, and talk about how corrupt and authoritarian the government currently is with the next would lead one to believe there'd be a lot more dead politicians than there are at present. It's like... stolen valor, but gayer. They have this huge sense of heroic pride that they're totally, one day, if it becomes absolutely necessary (trust me bro, we got this) going to defend something important.
For the love of god, go kill some politicians or shut up.
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