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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Reddit? Really, dude-who-was-literally-the-most-"reddit"-any-poster-here-has-ever-been?

    Think about what you're really asking here Mike.
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  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Just be thankful there isn't an applicable xkcd comic or cgpgrey video.
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  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Because God is autistic. He got like *way* into making atoms stick together for like 2 days at the start of time, and He thought those particular chemical structures were interesting (for reasons that we - in our mortal neurotypicality - can never hope to fully appreciate). Same reason any molecule exists. Gosh.
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  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra ever wonder why tranny doctrine is pushed so vigorously

    i wanted to make some cool point about eunuchs ruling from the shadows in china but the patron saint of eunuchs is apparently named Gang Bing and if you're implying it's for some freaky chinese sex pervert shit... well the the simulation spitting out those results all but proves you're right
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  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven Would HTS have to convert to Paganism?

    the allfather already knows im down to clown

    which is to say im probably not converting to asatru any time soon but i would totally give birth to a horse for odin if i absolutely had to
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    tbf you shoulda seen what the neighbor's kid was wearing. that bicycle helment his family always made him wear was cute af.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven legalize assisted death for the terminally old.

    sudo's canadian. we already have assisted death for basically whatever reason strikes a person's fancy (the initial person whose fancy is struck needn't be the one who's to eventually commit suicide, so long as fancy-strikee can harangue their prospective suicidee into signing the relevant consent forms).

    think suicide booths from futurama except it's an advisor from the hospital's ethics committee harassing you once every 2 hours so he can remind you that while he understands your frustration with the waiting room's flickering lights and the inexplicable 5 hour delay to your scheduled routine checkup, you haven't explored all your treatment options for actually dealing with that stress. instead of like... a personal choice made by someone who has 25 cents and the quick convenient transaction that follows.

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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    fuck i cant imagine how degenerate your proclivities are going to become with the aid of methamphetamine. this will be a marvel and a horror to behold. cosmic and terrifying.
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  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    the nogging will continue until morale improves
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  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    ben garrison understands the soul of america better than any other political cartoonist of his generation

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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    lure them over to your shitty commie apartment block with one of these badboys

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  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I spend every day doing the exact same thing: sitting in front of my computer for 12-18 hours. While on the computer I'm doing whatever I want, whenever I want though. What does this mean? Do I have a daily schedule that reads "wake up, computer, sleep", or do I not have a schedule because sometimes I watch animu and sometimes I play vidya and sometimes I shitpost? How granular we're being really determines whether or not I have a schedule I guess.
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    counterpoint: guns r cool
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    two nights ago i dreamt that i was like... at a table? with other people. one of them was like barney from the simpsons.


    barney was annoying me. there was also a cartoon alliGAYtor present i guess? not anthropomorphic though. anyway i grabbed the cartoon alliGAYtor by the snout and yanked open its mouth and since i was pissed off at barney i put it over his head like a giant sock. since the alliGAYtor was cartoon it stretched to fit him (like a sock), but it didn't stretch enough to fully encompass barney and his girth (like a sock that was a bit too small). but i kept pulling the alliGAYtor down, as hard as i could, because i was angry at barney.

    as the pressure built up from the too-tight alliGAYtor, barney's feet just fucking popped. like he was a balloon full of ink. and the ink squeezed out of his feet like a giant toothpaste tube. the smell of the ink is what stands out to me the most. it smelled... sickly sweet. vaguely fruity. i couldn't really place the smell though, but i think it was the smell of an elementary school classroom after a kid pukes and the janitor comes and cleans it up. sickly sweet. chemical smell mixed with fruit loops or something.
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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm glad to hear that you support my right to encourage children to seek medical intervention in their gender transition, and also presumably those sweet young trans children's right to receive said medical intervention from qualified doctors who will not lose their licenses.

    I didn't realize you were so open minded.
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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    me casually scrolling through all the meltdown threads on twitter and reddit and correcting lefties who are upset about "women" losing their rights instead of using the term "birthing persons"

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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i feel like i have a lot of fucked up dreams where strong smells that i don't forget for days even after i wake up are a recurring theme. my brain might be melting.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 100 degrees Celsius, 102 degrees Celsius in Denver.

    you fucking buffoon

    you absolute fool

    if the water is boiling at 102 degrees you're like 500 feet below sea level. are you in a mine far below the earth? pathetic. moron. idiot.
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  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Its like that episode of the sopranos where uncle Jr beats the girl up for telling people he went down on her

    All he does is shove a pie in her face. S-tier clown comedy. It was great.
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