just imagining being a bar patron on a quiet night and hearing some retarded polish guy moaning "mnie spermy... MNIE SPERMY!" while the porcelain shakes smh what the fuck warioat
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Originally posted by Wariat
So after i cut my finger yesterday i went to the main street here in town me wnd star trek hung out at and run into my old homie who had drugs i bought half gram of mefodrome off of but later he gave me like more to try and shit so i basically got a gram for half price. Anyway my jacking off problem continued all the time i was in the bathroom jacking off in a bar so loud everyone knew and heard me.
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chris chan brings light to the dark places of the internet
(his life has been so thoroughly immolated by the meddling of sociopaths that you can see him burning bright from the internet in beta reticuli)
Originally posted by kick
april fool's
nah he got released a few days ago, saw news about it around the same day as the troon shooting went down
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Disregarding the techbro subset of this forum (who are knowledgeable!), scron is more a totsean than any 3 users combined. The rest of the userbase consists of sad, stunted beings who bring nothing of value.
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Originally posted by Kafka
guess
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
There is no bad light you could possibly put OMG under. One time, he got white girl wasted and buttchugged a 40, which some of you may remember him bragging about–what I don't think anyone knows, is the very next day at work, OMG walked up to our manager and told him all about it.
I watched it happen, and was like "why the fuck would you tell our boss you buttchugged a 40???"
I could barely remember why he took them down, so I was really just filling in the blanks in my memory with how I'd act. A sensitive soul such as myself might take videos of a dearly departed friend off the internet because of this, y'know? "In Memoriam: OMGPLZDNTBAN" with a picture of him and a bottle of OE dangling from his asshole doesn't meet my Sensitive Soul™ "somber & respectful" requirements for remembering the dead. He'd probably call me a fag for saying that tho.
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
LMAO, can't believe you never switched names and built a new reputation. It's been over a decade, and you're still the guy that got a hilighter stuck in his ass. You're the living embodiment of OMG telling me "can't live it down gotta live it up."
I'm actually the GIRL that got a highlighter stuck in my ass now.
*sigh*
Yeah I'm still the guy who got a highlighter stuck in my ass.
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2023-03-19 at 1:35 PM UTC
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Empathy: Do you have it?
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Originally posted by Poast
Every few weeks I’ll pop in and browse a couple different users post history, or search my name to see if anyone is looking for me. Seeing this thread today was a coincidence based on routine. I keep up with a couple different pockets of people around the web. This pocket mostly out of morbid curiosity regarding how it even continues to this day. The history and origins of this community are fascinating when taken in full scope. Changed a lot of lives, killed people, likely made some rich. I don’t think the user base of &T gets enough credit for really starting and cementing troll culture and the underground of the internet in general. for that reason I’ll likely never leave for good.
Glad you're still alive man (I'm HTS in case HECK THIS SCHLONG wasn't enough to clue you in). Sounds like you're leading a pretty productive life! Glad you're off the sauce. I've only blacked out completely and done fucky shit once, but waking up to a bedroom that looked like a tornado passed through it was enough of a wakeup call for me (alcohol + bundy, many years ago - I still drink occasionally but yeah, no more o' that).
Stay clean, dooder.
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2023-03-26 at 9:56 PM UTC
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oh
its time to chug
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Pretty sure he pulled them all down at some point during/after the 2016 election because they were all degenerate or something. I wonder what he's up to these days. I've got equal odds on "sewercided himself" and "happily married with a wife and 3 kids, with a moderately successful RW twitter account that everyone accuses of being a fed".
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2023-03-26 at 1:09 AM UTC
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Turn to the true faith
Originally posted by aldra
"paddle faster, I hear throat singing"
if i heard throat singing i would simply divine my destiny using qimen dunjia and the i ching, then act in accordance with the will of the heavens
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2023-03-26 at 1:41 AM UTC
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My wife is gone 😨
Would you say there's a lack of sunshine in your life currently? regardless of the weather, do you feel that the temperature in your local environment has cooled somewhat? do you feel like whenever she leaves, she spends far too long outside of the home? at least you know she's at the holiday inn express. are you worried at all that the comfortable living conditions they provide might incline her to remain there indefinitely? in her absence, does your house no longer feel as though it were a *home*? do you know? you know? you know? you know? that, hey, you oughta leave the young thing alone (she's trying to work after all)? does it feel like your world is enveloped in darkness every single day she remains absent?
is it like this every time she goes away?
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Or wait I think his friend passed and they didn't show his friend in the best light? That might have played a part in it. I can't remember. Either way, I'm pretty sure they're all gone unless Panny downloaded them. Whether they're gone or not, p sure Poast wouldn't want you watching them.
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2023-03-25 at 11:18 PM UTC
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Turn to the true faith
Wicca is gay as hell. The Yin to LaVeyan Satanism's Yang.
I am out here striving to cultivate my qi while you're growing monkshood and LARPing Harry Potter. We are not the same.
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I saw penguin0's video on this guy lmao. I almost feel bad for him he's clearly profoundly fucked in the head. But then I remember he wants to put it in the bum of a 13 year old boy.
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Originally posted by aldra
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(Seriously though red I hope yr okay. Although you have been troubled the last few times I talked to you, so I am not optimistic.)
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2023-03-19 at 11:38 AM UTC
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Putin, Man...
There's this dang ol' international conflict happenin' between Russia and these Russian-backed rebels against Ukraine. It all started back in February 2014, after Ukraine's Revolution of Dignity, when Russia went and took Crimea from Ukraine and supported these pro-Russian rebels who were fightin' the Ukrainian military in the Donbas war. And it ain't just been fightin' on the ground, there's been naval incidents, cyberwarfare, and a whole lotta political tensions too.
Then, in February 2022, Russia straight up invaded Ukraine with a full-scale attack. But it ain't like this was all outta nowhere - since 2021, Russia had been buildin' up its military near the Ukrainian border, and its leaders had been talkin' all kinds of smack about how Ukraine shouldn't be allowed to join NATO and how it don't even have a right to exist. Putin even recognized the separatist Donetsk and Luhansk People's Republics as independent states before invadin'.
A buncha countries weren't too happy 'bout Russia's invasion and put sanctions on 'em. But even though Ukraine's been fightin' back and takin' back some territories, the war's still goin' on and a lotta people have lost their homes or their lives.
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It's gonna fuck me up when my dad dies and it turns out he was secretly Speedy Parker all along.
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