2023-08-26 at 12:56 AM UTC
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CUM PILLS
Originally posted by Meikai
d-do they make you cum more?
or… a-are they… pills… made from cum?
Why not both?
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IF I PULL THAT OFF ... WILL YOU CUM?
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by aldra
That's a scene from Loom. That's Bobbin Threadbare, visiting the glassmakers guild.
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2023-08-25 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Lanny
I let her chop vegetables sometimes to keep her distracted while I'm trying to cook.
Let me mash your potatoes bebe
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FIFY
^wronged
FTFY
^Correct
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2023-08-25 at 7:11 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Meikai
My dad used to do this for a living lol. ORACLE database bro. I feel like I shirked my duty somewhat, by not following in his footsteps. But man I saw the manuals for that shit, they were thicker than my fat ass knees. Scawwy.
You're father is quite the cracker jacker, I still remember when we hired him to steal Lanny's secret formula right from under his nose
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by aldra
banished to the retardium
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2023-08-25 at 4:12 PM UTC
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Comrade Lanny's Revolutionary Panna Cotta
Ingredients:
1 cup of whole milk (or substitute with your preferred milk)
1.3 tablespoons of gelatin
1/4 cup of almond cream
Pinch of salt
Sugar or honey (adjust to desired sweetness)
Raspberries (for garnish)
Instructions:
In a bowl, sprinkle the gelatin over the milk and let it sit for a few minutes to bloom.
In a saucepan, gently warm the almond cream, salt, and sugar or honey, stirring until the sugar is dissolved.
Add the gelatin-milk mixture to the warmed almond cream, stirring until the gelatin is completely dissolved.
Remove from heat and let the mixture cool slightly.
Pour the mixture into individual serving glasses or molds.
Refrigerate for at least 4 hours or until set.
Before serving, garnish with fresh raspberries or your choice of toppings.
Note: Feel free to adjust the sugar level according to your preference, as Lannyism encourages flexibility and individual taste.
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2023-08-25 at 3:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Meikai
It looks like a culinary crime against humanity. Sin of this magnitude would make the defendants at Nuremburg blush.
It’s the equivalent of Lanny’s coding skills.
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2023-08-25 at 2:59 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Those burgers look like bradley's cooking
Oh wait, are those oreos with cheese on
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2023-08-25 at 1:59 PM UTC
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Leonardo is a better programmer than all of you, he is building something great and gets paid the big bucks. All praise our glorious dear leader Leonardo!
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2023-08-25 at 1:25 PM UTC
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Also typography and spacing has changed subtly in a couple places just to make everyone thinks they’re going insane.
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2023-08-25 at 1:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Meikai
Oh, are they the same size as emotes now? Like is 17x17 and you wanted to be consisent or something?
Were those always done with <svg> tags? Wack.
10x10 looks more normal to me, but something about it still feels off.
They used to be gifs (literally pulled from totse itself) and were sized at 17x17. They were dithered around the edges though so they probably looked smaller.
I had to change them because the old red looked like trash on the new theme and svgs can be re-colored but themes (with some black magicks). I’ll probably bump the size down a little.
Emoticons are on the todo list as well
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2023-08-25 at 12:10 PM UTC
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Having large balls
So I noticed this morning that my balls are bigger than I can ever remember them being. I would say a little smaller than the small chicken eggs (not the jumbo ones).
I'm not really sure why. I'm not on any meds and haven't drank alcohol in about 2 months. I've been taking black maca powder for energy and ashwagandha extract for stress (both are supposed to be good for testosterone) but I've been taking both for a while.
I jerked off last night. I try not to do that often because I don't like porn, and it's like killing my own potential kids not even giving them a chance. If I don't do it eventually I'll get desperate enough to have sex with someone I've already been with. But my point is that I don't think it has anything or much to do with that.
So what's the science behind this? I know your balls produce hormones. So this is always a good thing right? What makes them bigger?
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2023-08-25 at 3:42 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Lanny
Literally impossible not to hear you, damn banshee ass ho
Fuck the free world
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2023-08-25 at 3:35 AM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
I know you hear me screaming rn
Literally impossible not to hear you, damn banshee ass ho
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2023-08-25 at 3:27 AM UTC
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I know you hear me screaming rn
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