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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm Jeff Hunter's rape baby. I was given to a LDS church in Toronto as a small child, and was saved by the grace of Mormon Jesus. I was adopted by a loving family and have lived with the shame of this knowledge ever since. I never got to know my biomom because she killed herself before I sought her out, but after what the private investigators uncovered about my genealogy I decided I had to learn more about father (aka Taipan Enigma aka Jeff Hunter) so I could avenge her death. He shut down totse once I started getting close to the truth. I guess he learned I had been leveraging my numerous connections in the intelligence community to track him down. He's been in the wind ever since. I will have my revenge though.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra didn't some french guy get impaled by a piss icicle ejected from a plane

    Imagine having a piss fetish and dying this way.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo this is true but there are also 0 people who have been hit by asteroids, and my friends mother in law was in a nursing home, sick as fuck from being old and got the coof and died. It's safe to say she is not the only person this has happened to. The way they count deaths of old people in general is stupid. If you push an old person and they die you get charged with murder, even if they refuse medical treatment.

    It's basically the same as saying AIDS doesn't kill people, the fucking cold or whatever they get after catching AIDS kills them, which is kinda silly and not helpful. Besides that, the covid deaths/stats are obviously inflated for many reasons, funding and justification of stripping of liberties are some of them. Covid has definitely killed and contributed to many peoples deaths though but dying of covid is a very remote possibility. I know a few people who've gotten it. One I know who's gotten it twice (second time may have been a variant) and they just say that it absolutely sucks but can be shaken off. From how it's described to me, it seems capable of killing old people, kinda the same way pneumonia still kills lots of old people every year.

    I bet COVID would kill spectral though. He's no longer the spry young K-mart floorwalker he once was. I bet that disease truly scares him.

    Any death where the person who died also tested positive for COVID. Fell off a ladder and broke your neck after a PCR test showed COVID? You are now part of the statistic. I get the AIDS analogy but it kind of falls apart because you're completely ignoring the basis of their argument - that deaths that aren't even remotely related to COVID or its symptoms are being attributed to COVID due to the deceased having COVID. Big CDC doesn't want you to know that getting hit by a meteor when you have COVID doesn't mean COVID killed you. Big NASA is our friend. They tell it like it is. The meteors are what's killing people, whether they have COVID or not.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine WANTING to be English.

    Seriously, it's just sad. Although imagine WANTING to be in the EU. Kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. Hibernian sovereignty is a non-existent concept.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Or…you could get vaccinated and maybe it would sort of compel you to feel the need to "use your vaccination" by way of getting out more. It could be good for you. Like if someone gave you $100,000 with the condition that you can only spend it on "outside activities" and you couldn't use any of it to order food, or products online, or things for your home.

    That's a nicer way of looking at it, I guess. Still seems kinda selfish though; using the vaccine as a sort of prop in a self-inflicted cognitive behavioral therapy regime for the purpose of self-improvement. The fact is even if I was willing to commit to that idea, I might "fail" and decide not to go out much at all. In fact, that's likely. There's no risk of vaccine going un- or underutilized for the majority of people, and they really should probably get it first. *shrug*

    I haven't gotten direct sunlight or fresh air since like Christmas. And I'm genuinely happy with that. There are people ready to straight up kill themselves because they can't hug grandma. Let them be happy too.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No, but I haven't decided whether I'm just waiting or not going to get it at all.

    Like... I don't go out. I have no interest in leaving the house. Realistically speaking any vaccine used on me is a waste because I have 0 intention of ending my self isolation. My self isolation began before COVID was even a thing. There are very few people in the world as gleefully sedentary as I am. 99% of the country should be vax'd before me because most of them either actively want to go out for social reasons or need to for financial reasons. I'm not strongly opposed to it, but at the same time I have 0 need. There are plenty of people for whom it could be argued that not getting vaccinated is selfish. It's the opposite for me. Getting the jab would be selfish.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Sloth wins. All that other shit takes too much energy. Pride? Wrath? I could be asleep right now nigga.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The protesters are mostly peaceful, which is more than can be said of the police they're protesting and more than can be said of the state which props them up.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump In other words "try to ignore that this forum is a special needs classroom."

    Either ignore it like an emotionally healthy adult human or don't and be a whiny pissbaby about it forever. Those are your options.

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    When a daddy loves a mommy very much he makes her a special human omelette.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Don't pretend that you people can't appreciate horsecock musclemommy futanari porn. I know you all better than that. You're disgusting.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm proud of this thread, even though mmQ spoiled it with literally the first reply. You niggas be too clever.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm assuming anyway. I'm not into that shit. I have a healthy non-existent sex drive.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by netstat is this what coomers become attracted to when they watch too much porn and condition themselves to get off while viewing large dicks and fake tits on a screen

    It's a natural evolution of any anime connoisseur. From watching Pokemon as an innocent child, to wanting to fondle Misty when they hit puberty, to being TRICKED by a DUPLICITOUS TRAP drawing of Misty and telling themselves that it's not gay because it's anime and literally you can't tell if you can't directly observe the dick (Schrödinger's Homo), on to starting to like the dick (a connoisseur can have a little dick - as a treat)... to, finally, horsecock futa.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev you post that and im gross?

    Horsecock muscle futas are love. Horsecock muscle futas are life.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev where r the shitting dicknipples tho

    dude gross
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Data Thread needs more pretty 18+ anime girls

  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Data Yokel Haram

    Yeehawdist is the best one. Yokel Haram is a close second though.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley are you asking me on a date HTS?

  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley Be a lot cooler if u did

    That's a good way to find yourself in a room 100ft below ground getting your nipples shocked with car batteries.
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