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2021-02-16 at 10:02 PM UTC in Foong pows is superior to x-mass presents.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one of the reason chinese new year is superior to xmass is that unlike xmass where everybody exchange homosexual objects that are mostly useless unless your a kid, only the superiors are required to hand out liquid purchasing power (cash wrapped in red papers), as in married friends and families to their unmarried counterparts, and bosses to their employees.
so foong pow (red packet) monies i got from my boses this year was enough for me to buy a years worth of premium engine oil for my bike but while strolling along the DIY isle of my local supermarket i came across this.
Post photo of bike. or should I say Motorize Rickshaw? -
2021-02-16 at 10 PM UTC in I got a Brew Globwut?
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2021-02-16 at 9:58 PM UTC in kortz mom is so fuglyKr0z why did you release a photo of your family knowing this was going to happen.
this is why I never placed family pics up on facebook when I had one. I knew someone would research me and start placing dick photoshops in front of Mom or kids or some weird shit. -
2021-02-16 at 9:55 PM UTC in kortz mom is so fugly
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2021-02-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in One Day..Folx?
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2021-02-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in One Day..I could of used Covid Time to watch all of the Star Wars films. or James Bond movies. or even the American Pie including the shitty ones on Netflix.
what are some movies or things you would of done, knowing it would be a year of shut-ins rather than the original 2-3 months they claimed? -
2021-02-16 at 9:50 PM UTC in Calling people OP in real life
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2021-02-16 at 9:47 PM UTC in Calling people OP in real lifeI now like to yell "Tuff-Shed" instead of tuff shit.
and "Welcome to Sardonia, Slampig" out the window at random fat women -
2021-02-16 at 9:46 PM UTC in Homomotor polowasn't there a battery thingy for this thread?
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2021-02-16 at 9:44 PM UTC in I found all the Craigslist prostitutes πΊππIt's Dayton. You ever see the women from Dayton
I'd rather push broken glass from a dirty San Francisco curbside into my face than fuck one of them. -
2021-02-16 at 9:41 PM UTC in help me unlock this phone
Originally posted by Kev So i jacked 2 smartphones a few weeks ago and one is an apple iphone that belongs to a rather attractive bitch, if she has any nudes on it, i will dutifully share the treasures here.
Im phone-retarded so does anyone know how to bypass the login password screen? i'm hoping it doesnt encrypt shit.
You stole a phone so no way.
Also, if you can't figure out her passcode then it shuts it down. the only way is a machine that the phone carrier would have to unlock it and those machines have access to the files.
it requires it being hooked up to apples website at the same time via the usb and an official register at the phone store.
if it was a samsung or other android, no problem. but there is a software that you can plug it into a laptop and not unlock it but see the file directory. wont work if it's Encrypted though
so try giving it back to her. maybe she will be so happy "you found it" that she'll get nakie for you -
2021-02-16 at 9:37 PM UTC in I got a corn on THE COB!When Grylls farts out his KFC it sounds like a duck
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2021-02-16 at 9:04 PM UTC in Antifa Member is a meanie to me
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2021-02-16 at 9:03 PM UTC in Antifa Member is a meanie to meUPDATE
I just got off the shitter. feel 10 pounds lighter.
That felt good. -
2021-02-16 at 8:48 PM UTC in Antifa Member is a meanie to meI got Mexican food last night. Wasn't pleased at all. the burrito was better than the Chipotle Shit we usually get. but the enchiladas lacked flavore.
oddly, I can't poop. it made me constipated. What kind of Mexican food is that? if it was Chipotle I would be shooting fire out of my ass by now. and if it was real Mexican food, I would be doubled up in pain before shitting fire out of my ass. in waves. one after another. thats why I eat mexican food. it's full of fiber and spicey food is good for the blood. not the lard they cook it in but the beans and stuff help you shit.
not making a joke here. I never had bland Mexican food before. -
2021-02-16 at 8:44 PM UTC in I got a corn on THE COB!I was feeling down and needed a laugh with a black chick's face goo'd on, but I was let down by a real Corn on the Cob story.
Warn us next time you British bastard. -
2021-02-16 at 8:33 PM UTC in I got a NEW JOB!
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2021-02-16 at 7:35 AM UTC in Like many other Millenials, Blaster Master possesses a sense of self-entitlement...
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2021-02-16 at 7:31 AM UTC in Homopolar motorOK now make a car.
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2021-02-16 at 5:12 AM UTC in $2000? What do you need $1400 for?You Orange Nigga!
