The government even put up posters all over the place advertising cash payouts for Indian scalps. So a bag of scalps could get you several thousand dollars. Kids, women, grandfathers, grandmothers, toddlers, they all got scalped and their scalps put into bags and then they'd bring the bags in to get counted and the cash paid out. You could make a comfortable living just scalping thousands of Indian families.
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My cat has a video camera on its neck. I plan to record the cat inside the box, without direct visual observation. I won't watch the video at all, either during or after, as that would collapse the wave function retroactively, but I will have the video translated into binary instead. Once I have the binary, I will not read it. Rather, I will feed the code into an algorithm, which will determine from the binary whether the cat is alive or dead or both. The answer will then be reduced by the algorithm to either "A" (cat alive), "B" (cat dead), "C" (cat both alive and dead), but I will not observe the result. Instead, I will drop the result into a slot cut into the box the cat is in. The cat will have been trained to meow once for A, twice for B, and three times for C.
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Misterigh: Hello, I'd like to buy $1,200, please. How much is it? Teller: $1,200 Misterigh: Ok, can I get that in 50's, if I pay in '20's? Teller: Sure. Misterigh: Thanks!
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Originally posted by Stopffs
People who blow their nose on the sidewalk … like the asshole who just did it next door. I seriously wanted to punch the fucker … especially right now!! SMDH
Edit: without a tissue - blew his jogger snot directly on the sidewalk. I think he is the sherif that lives around the corner.
People who don’t pick up their dogs poop
Or people who DO pick up their dog's poop, then drop the plastic poop bag as soon as they get around a blind corner.
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Originally posted by Dregs
Your cat. Not just yours but ALL of our purposes. So I wanna propose to your cat…do I have your permission? father knows best in every way without you I will die…
No, you may not propose to my cat. My cat is already engaged.
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