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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................

  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no clue. On the other hand I grew up in a fire department family. The ability to identify accelerants is crucial to your life as a firefighter.

    BLEVE, FTW
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tried that when i was a kid, it melted, lesson learned, darwin awards avoided.

    no longer an idiot.

    false.

    youre a raging idiot.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny isnt/wasnt he in some sort of armed forces uniform in the news ?

    airforce.

    everyone makes fun of the airforce. for a good reason. whenever i wanted to degrade one i would say something along the lines of 'i cant take any military branch seriously whos PRT exam is a breathalyzer test'

    at the time the physical readiness test (prt) for the air force involved someone riding a bike while attached to what looked like a breathalyzer in order to measure their oxygen readings.

    every pic ive seen of that unterbottom screams out the need for a throbbing cock stuffed into one or more orifices consecutively. hence, the need to have a negress as a mate. not only a regular negress, but a parpalegic negress. that unterbottom must have the worst oedipus complex since norman bates.
  4. Originally posted by ORACLE Nah yours compares to a tictac, homo

    open wide, purty boy, daddys home.

    wider.


  5. Originally posted by Grylls I used to have an Audi that cost me £20,000 to try impress bitches all the time, but downgraded to a Clio for £300

    One of the best moves I ever made

    ive done that before...used vehicles as thigh-spreaders. the saddest part is it works.

    ive had a chick...complete stranger...literally tell me shed marry me for the car i was driving.
  6. Originally posted by cigreting Dumb. Always tell your gf shes lucky your stucking around as you have alot of better options. Itll keep her on her best behavior

    false.

    a better alternative is to keep multiple females (they dont even have to be attractive) as conversation pieces and for occasional innocent meet-ups. this keeps the gf on her best behavior because if not she gets fired and replaced with a better, newer model.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker He might be talking about the red, yellow, blue thing for gasoline, diesel, or kerosene.

    i think hes more of the opinion that anything that doesnt drip is suitable to carry a liquid...regardless of the various solvency compatibility, pressurization containment, or as already has been mentioned...identification for someone else who has no idea whats in the container.

    fun example: true story. someone i know has a fondness for dipping. he was with his girlfriend at his gfs parents house watching a movie, doing his dipping, and using a just-emptied 20oz dr pepper container to spit into. fast forward through a two-plus hour movie and the dr pepper container is almost full. he forgets he left the container on the end-table, goes home, and doesnt think anything else about it. later on, the gfs mother finds the dr pepper, almost full, and places it in the refrigerator. a short time later someone decides the dr pepper in the fridge looks like itll hit the spot for a raging thirst.

    ill leave that cliffhanger for the readers' imagination.

    the end.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, just no.

    civilization with a higher average iq will transport fuel in any available container.

    because a styrofoam coffee cup makes a suitable container to transport fuel.

    youre an idiot
  9. Originally posted by SBTlauien In my area it is now a requirement to wear masks due to Covid19. I don't like it.

    I was thinking about making a mask that has no fi lter and just looks like a protective mask. Something that gives me no protection against this nasty virus. Just as a way to rebel back against the rule makers.

    Any ideas?

    'scary movie' mask
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny - approach people while carryimg gun.

    - expects not to get shot.

    jesus fuck...this circus is getting better and better by the day. an unterbottom with a nigger paraplegic in a wheelchair. no one can say these freaks dont exist solely for the entertainment of everyone else.

    also:

    the freakshow miscegenist attacked at fired upon the individual in the vehicle first then the retard had such bad aim he missed completely. the victim who was attacked in the vehicle defended themselves and returned fire with better aim and accuracy than the freakshow miscegenist was capable of.

    good kill. medal for the shooter.
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