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Got called gorgeous by a bunch of 15/16/17year old girls.

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its funny how many times i could have tho. i remember in starbucks in cali i met this supposed 18 yr old but always thought she was lying and was like 16/17. she actually called me to get a ride atter i already gave her one and claimed she had a boyfriend but was tezting me and i eaisly could have just asked for her to suck my cock while i was driving i think. i mean why else would se want a ride again in the car with me if she had a boyfriend? even without kissing or anything i could have just had ride and cock suck sessions. lol i remember texting her r u really 18 and she was like yea haha. but she acted sos tupid she couldnt have been i mean come on. who gets in some dudes car they berely met half way across san jose on a ride?
  2. #22
    sed Yung Blood
    annoying to date but fun to rape
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I for one am shocked to learn you have friends. My friends are mostly bros who are institutionalized and conspiracy minded and smoke a lot of weed. Some of my friends are upstanding members of society but mostly bros with problems and chips on their shoulders, which I kinda am as well. Im kinda the ringleader of a subgroup of them and they have conversations amongst themselves about how amazing I am at doing thr things I do.

    I AM A WOLF

    Wolves are social animals too. I know a lot of people, but the ones i truly consider my friends aren't that many, so my close friends are really who i am talking about. And i've known some of these people almost my entire life. They got plenty problems of their own, as do i, but most of their problems don't involve crime, other than drugs for recreational use, or money.

    I grew up in a different environment than most people that tend to get institutionalized. My friends as well. I guess we were lucky like that.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat its funny how many times i could have tho. i remember in starbucks in cali i met this supposed 18 yr old but always thought she was lying and was like 16/17. she actually called me to get a ride atter i already gave her one and claimed she had a boyfriend but was tezting me and i eaisly could have just asked for her to suck my cock while i was driving i think. i mean why else would se want a ride again in the car with me if she had a boyfriend? even without kissing or anything i could have just had ride and cock suck sessions. lol i remember texting her r u really 18 and she was like yea haha. but she acted sos tupid she couldnt have been i mean come on. who gets in some dudes car they berely met half way across san jose on a ride?

    lol ur crzy, chicken.
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Pics of the said girls

    for edumacational purposes
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by filtration I felt flattered but they are too young for me and my girlfriend is the only one I can look at. Guess I’d make a good nonce. It was a sly comment as I was walking with my girlfriend they said to themselves wow he’s gorgeous. My girlfriend got a bit pissy with me and I had to reassure her I don’t have eyes for anyone else especially kids.

    Dumb. Always tell your gf shes lucky your stucking around as you have alot of better options. Itll keep her on her best behavior
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  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting Dumb. Always tell your gf shes lucky your stucking around as you have alot of better options. Itll keep her on her best behavior

    Good advice, always keep your girl on her toes
  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    but ur grampsa alwys kep he cok in mi ass cos he an faget
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by cigreting Dumb. Always tell your gf shes lucky your stucking around as you have alot of better options. Itll keep her on her best behavior

    exactly unless you have few options like me or are ignored all the time. but even then never start covnersarions with compliments like your hair or eyes are nice. fuck them.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by cigreting Dumb. Always tell your gf shes lucky your stucking around as you have alot of better options. Itll keep her on her best behavior

    sounds like something an insecure beta would do.
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Wariat exactly unless you have few options like me or are ignored all the time. but even then never start covnersarions with compliments like your hair or eyes are nice. fuck them.

    You don't have options, only grannys will fuck you
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Grylls Good advice, always keep your girl on her toes

    sounds like something an insecure gamma would follow.
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like something an insecure gamma would follow.

    I thought you were smart?

    You NEED to keep your girl thinking to keep her interested in you

    Do you know how relationships work or are you a boring faggot?
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  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Wolves are social animals too. I know a lot of people, but the ones i truly consider my friends aren't that many, so my close friends are really who i am talking about. And i've known some of these people almost my entire life. They got plenty problems of their own, as do i, but most of their problems don't involve crime, other than drugs for recreational use, or money.

    I grew up in a different environment than most people that tend to get institutionalized. My friends as well. I guess we were lucky like that.

    I imagine you have a bit in common with the people in your locale. Its funny we try to hide the colloquialisms and idiosyncrasies we have on the internet for th3 sake of universal communicability but in a way that makes us more relatable to each other. derp who cares
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Grylls I thought you were smart?

    You NEED to keep your girl thinking to keep her interested in you

    Do you know how relationships work or are you a boring faggot?



    this is phillosophically on par with breaking off her legs or blinding her eyes out so that she cant leave the house and depended on you for everything.

    onky a very weak boy would do such thing.
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    this is phillosophically on par with breaking off her legs or blinding her eyes out so that she cant leave the house and depended on you for everything.

    onky a very weak boy would do such thing.

  17. #37
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.................... false.

    a better alternative is to keep multiple females (they dont even have to be attractive) as conversation pieces and for occasional innocent meet-ups. this keeps the gf on her best behavior because if not she gets fired and replaced with a better, newer model.

    follow this to be less of a beta.
  18. #38
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by filtration I felt flattered but they are too young for me and my girlfriend is the only one I can look at. Guess I’d make a good nonce. It was a sly comment as I was walking with my girlfriend they said to themselves wow he’s gorgeous. My girlfriend got a bit pissy with me and I had to reassure her I don’t have eyes for anyone else especially kids.

    I would have told them it's 2020 and I don't need to be sexually harassed in public thank you, respect my body and don't shame me in public in front of my true and honest love. Wow some peoples kids have no respect
  19. #39
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I imagine you have a bit in common with the people in your locale. Its funny we try to hide the colloquialisms and idiosyncrasies we have on the internet for th3 sake of universal communicability but in a way that makes us more relatable to each other. derp who cares

    I'm not sure i know what you mean by that.
  20. #40
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by filtration I felt flattered but they are too young for me and my girlfriend is the only one I can look at. Guess I’d make a good nonce. It was a sly comment as I was walking with my girlfriend they said to themselves wow he’s gorgeous. My girlfriend got a bit pissy with me and I had to reassure her I don’t have eyes for anyone else especially kids.

    ITT: Shit that never fuckin' happened.
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