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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......

  1. Originally posted by A College Professor I'm considering a nose ring ( not through the side of the nose like a chick would get ) and a leather cowpoke hat and maybe a leather vest too. And probaly a serape scarf like clit eastwood wooda wore

    i dunno i think it would probably pull some serious ass

    get a set of tits.

    that will earn you a premium when youre selling your ass on the street corner. itll give the niggers something to grab other than your ears when they have you bent over.
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Folks, avian take unnecessary risks… They do this for their own amusement, the adrenaline makes them feel high.👍❤

    do the math.

    a bird weighing a few pound and made of feathers, flesh, and other juicy stuff...vs a vehicle weighing a few tons and made of metal and composites...

    when i do that equation the answer i get is 'dinner'
  3. Originally posted by A College Professor Just got back in on my hog, as I always say: i'd rather be homeless than chromeless . Live to ride yall, keep those pipes loud

    off topic posting. no one wants to hear about your girlfriend or your lack of a home...and certainly not about your crack pipe.
  4. a more accurate description is 'pretty'
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Can I have milk with my cookie too?

    yes. but you have to squeeze it out with your lips. and its going to be a little salty.
  6. Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Hi finny. Are you feeling threatened today

    im feeling aroused today.

    bring your pretty tonsils over here and satiate my testicles like a good girl
  7. Originally posted by Grylls Someone already posted this on a diff account

    arent you the perceptive one. have a cookie and a gold star for being such a good boy
  8. Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...... this k­roz-tier retard takes a 12-gauge bukkake right in the kisser.



    im going to spend all night fapping to that faggot getting shot right in the face then bleeding out like a virgin altar boy at a well-endowed priest convention.


    all that lube going to waste. i cant believe at least one of them didnt try to make use of that new and well-lubricated orifice he's sporting.
  9. Originally posted by Grylls That's my future wife because her pants match my bed sheets

    We seem to have a lot in common

    what a coincidence.

    i have bedsheets just like that too

  10. Originally posted by Grylls

    looks like a fucking cheetah was in the middle of sodomizing a hippopotamus when the hippo decided to take a seat.
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