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    Originally posted by Grylls

    looks like a fucking cheetah was in the middle of sodomizing a hippopotamus when the hippo decided to take a seat.
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  2. #2
    Originally posted by Grylls That's my future wife because her pants match my bed sheets

    We seem to have a lot in common

    what a coincidence.

    i have bedsheets just like that too

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    Originally posted by Grylls Someone already posted this on a diff account

    arent you the perceptive one. have a cookie and a gold star for being such a good boy
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Grylls Can I have milk with my cookie too?

    yes. but you have to squeeze it out with your lips. and its going to be a little salty.
  5. #5
    a more accurate description is 'pretty'
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by A College Professor Just got back in on my hog, as I always say: i'd rather be homeless than chromeless . Live to ride yall, keep those pipes loud

    off topic posting. no one wants to hear about your girlfriend or your lack of a home...and certainly not about your crack pipe.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, avian take unnecessary risks… They do this for their own amusement, the adrenaline makes them feel high.👍❤

    do the math.

    a bird weighing a few pound and made of feathers, flesh, and other juicy stuff...vs a vehicle weighing a few tons and made of metal and composites...

    when i do that equation the answer i get is 'dinner'
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    Originally posted by A College Professor I'm considering a nose ring ( not through the side of the nose like a chick would get ) and a leather cowpoke hat and maybe a leather vest too. And probaly a serape scarf like clit eastwood wooda wore

    i dunno i think it would probably pull some serious ass

    get a set of tits.

    that will earn you a premium when youre selling your ass on the street corner. itll give the niggers something to grab other than your ears when they have you bent over.
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