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  1. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Biden got steamrolled lol
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  3. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Wait why is the penis teal. Am I sucking off the love child of Blanka from Street Fighter and Beast from X-men?
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  4. Originally posted by RIPtotse """Lata was re-arrested May 30 after Judge Roy G. Macfarland revoked his bail bond at the request of Orland police. Police wanted a higher bail amount because they believe Lata is “a real danger to the community,” Chief Bob Pasero said."""

    rofl

    Just want to note that when Wariat first started posting here, he told us that he would fuck a child if he had the opportunity and knew he wouldn't get caught.

    The only reason I wouldn't say he is a danger to the community is that his personality is too shit to successfully manipulate and rape a child. Every female he talks to, adult or otherwise, sees him for the creep he is and knows to stay away.
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  5. Warioats lawyers when someone on the internet call him a mean name:

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  6. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Lol korn, do u listen to limp bizket too?

    You have shit taste lol idiot
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  7. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    great thread 7.5/10
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't roll those dice myself

    Well according to all of them I've heard from, that's what Breonna Taylor's boyfriend should've done and that's exactly how they would respond if they were in that position. Zero resistance. 100% compliance. The most important part is just to announce and insist that you're a cop, and they will believe you.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    1. Wear plain clothes
    2. Knock on the door and say you're a cop
    3. If they answer the door, tell them again that you're a cop serving a warrant and proceed to take and do whatever you want
    4. If they dont answer, break in and say you're a cop. Have your weapon drawn. If the person is home, they will automatically believe you and wont resist or defend themselves. Proceed to take and do whatever you want.
    5. Thank them for their cooperation and tell them you'll be in touch with them or some bullshit.
    6. Repeat as many times as necessary
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting me want fekal matr pls

    Pay me. I got the hookup.
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  11. Splam African Astronaut
    I am superior to you dumfucks who spend your money and time, not to mention life, drinking it away.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    netflix is quite literally the electric j'ew
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  13. Everything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"

    The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."

    Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.

    JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni

    "Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.


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    The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.

    "Wha t?"

    "How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.

    "Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"

    "Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."

    "That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."

    "Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."

    "Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."

    The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."

    Maciej flashed a bright red.

    "SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.

    "Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.


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    It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.

    "Her e goe n nothing, he said.

    Knock knock.

    Knock knock.

    "Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"

    Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."

    "Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"

    "Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."

    A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"

    Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?

    "It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."

    Maciej sat down.

    "Can you tell me why you're here?"

    "i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".

    "Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"

    "Thyaat wasnt me. "

    "Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"

    "No," Maciej said.

    "Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.

    "Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.

    "I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."

    "Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"

    "There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.

    Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"
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  14. Sadly I will never get to try this because I don't live in the USA. You Americans get all the cool shit like burger king mac and cheese, the McRib and the Travis Scott Burger, fuck you.

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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks Tbh, pretty much any of these types of conspiracy theories are quite useful to me as a heuristic litmus test for IQ.

    I just tally up the number of these conspiracies a person believes in then calculate their IQ by dividing 100 by that number.

    If they mention the luminardy or reptilians, those count for 2 points apiece.

    I'm going to laugh when your 200 IQ fivehead ass gets dragged to the FEMA camps by the liserd illuminati to get a vaccine that gives your children autism and implants an RFID tracker into you to bring about the abolishment of paper currency and borders. I bet you think the satanic NASA globe model is real (NASA is HEBREW for DECEPTION) and a bunch of Saudis did 9/11 and their passports miraculously survived the crash and also that tower 7 collapsing is totally non-suspicious.
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  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    OP, I have come to believe that you should implicitly distrust women who approach you in your home.


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  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra


    formal meth use



    "Yeah yeah the kids are important to me" as he roasts a rock lol.
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  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    She'll be back to rob u later w her boyfriend.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Another cool thing about Alaska was legal weed. It was my first time ever being in a dispensary. I bought some peach gummies, indica. There must have been at least 50 dispensaries we drove by in Anchorage. Downtown, uptown, outskirts of town, they were everywhere. It made me smile.
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