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  1. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Raped two women for fun

    I raped a man in reno
    Just to watch him cry
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  2. Originally posted by Wariat sounds good. sounds sexy. Like mucho sexualente.

    shes not gonna lick your butthole you fucking autist
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  3. You got to if u wanna be one with da ocean
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  4. Feelin like i want doge

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  5. What do you normally do with a blown out O ring?













    A: Shove a couple more highlighters in to tighten up the seal
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  7. got my temporary teeth eeee eeeeeeeeee
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  8. I GOT NEW TEETH
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  9. Fubis def dead, as is PWP, asis malice.
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  10. Originally posted by WellHung You seem like a quality cook. Perhaps it's ur calling?

    Im like a 8/10 home cook. Ive worked in restaurants though and unless youre working in a really swanky place, thats a hard and thankless job that doesnt even pay very well.
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  11. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Got home at 5am.
    Immediately showered and went to bed.
    Scored 6 solid hours of sleep.
    Woke up at noon and fixed spaghetti.
    Got all ready for work tonight.
    Even took out the trash.
    You wouldn't even know I made spaghetti because I even did my dishes.
    Only 1 thing left to do and that is go to the pharmacy and pick up a prescription without having insurance.
    $80 is too much to pay in full.
    I am thinking about using a Goodrx coupon but I don't know if that is a real thing and I really don't want to embarrass myself.
    Im grateful they have a drive up window so if I am embarrassed about not having insurance I can rest assured it is just a conversation between me and the pharmacist.
    Still I'll get my car painted a new color so they don't recognize me but I will be able to live on after that.
    Im not worth enough for my company to provide me with health insurance and Im also not worthless enough to get Medicaid.
    Anyone know what Goodrx is or how to use it?

    Everyone likes me so my pharmacist dug up a good rx coupon n my $700 prescription became $20
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  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm 😍 I see u

    lets duet

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  13. lol she thought she was talking with a doughy 19 year old but turns out its just an emotionally stunted 36 year old
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  14. I Have No Asshole Yet I Must Shit
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  15. Originally posted by Wariat I just met this 16 yr old who looks 12 even she admitted ppl tell her this and she went inside the bar I’m at to get change she walked in and told me don’t worry I’m not drinking than slightly laughed and said I’m getting change. I said oh ok and got nervous you guys know how nervous I get around young brauds and think ppl around me judge me just got saying hi to them. So I said you’re a bit too young to drink I imagine ainch ya hoping to be a bit of a flirt. She replied yea I’m 16. And I told her you look young for 16 then she said everyone thinks she’s 12 and I complimented her but she doesn’t like it and can’t get cigarettes or alcohol and I said that’s why friends are needed and she said yea gots those. I then told her it’s good I always looked young and told her my age and her eyes opened up like wow no way but she left soon after as she got her change. And instead of doing what I should like a dumbass I let her go rather than ask for number or tell her she’s cute or should try older guys…



    Originally posted by Wariat I just let her fucking go Star Trek. So depressing. Chance of a lifetime. She’s over the aoc super young looking it would have been perfect just perfect.



    Originally posted by Wariat When I told her the age her eyes opened up with glee and excitement then I said most ppl think I’m like 27 or 28 I really fuked it up guys I could have even invited her to sit and sip some of my beer with me then come over later.



    Originally posted by Wariat This is how being so nervous around young chick fuked me up my entire life being nervous apprehensive and having low confidence getting what I should have many times due to I don’t know society or my inner Desmond who knows.
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  16. Once ur not riding high in the saddle off the intoxicating aroma of 42 year old stripper pussy, youll come crowling back make my words
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  17. She prolly thought “damn thats a fucked up looking butthole. is it his butthole? Thats fucked up.”
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  18. Losing my mind that profoundly is one of the few things that scares me anymore
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  19. Originally posted by Wariat Better me than a dog tho right? How is it societally acceptable if society found due to them they fun dogs instead in some cases?

    lol. Debatable.

    Dogs usually just usually instinctually guard lil kids insstead of trying to get them drunk to eat ur ass.

    God youre so fucking weird.
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  20. Originally posted by CandyRein My Zodiac wall hanging thingy arrived 🌙💥



    🌙

    kinda dope actually
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