Originally posted by mmQ
He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.
Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.
Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.
I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I remember when I did not like beards..I wouldn’t even talk to a guy if he had a beard it was just not attractive to me ..
Fast forward.. I’m literally salivating at the thought of babe growing his beard back out …
He was watching the hodge twins earlier and he’s like fuq this I’m getting beard envy I’m growing it back …I almost melted…
I did not lose any attraction to him with a small beard but gahlee… when it’s big it’s so glorious..
Crazy how time can change your desires and attractions
Beards cool but if you got really curly beard hair its hard to keep ot looking clean. I trimmed it like 3/4 of the way after not cutting it for 18 months n im kinda glad i did. My hair is dumb curly n even with handfuls of grease n conditioner i always looked like a frizzy mess. A clean undercut with a solid beard is a good look tho. Have him do that.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Was it like a cup of cilantro jalapeno hummus with broccoli instead of chips or was it a an actual cup of cilantro jalapeño hummus with broccoli instead of chips?
Also that sounds like thr gayest thing a person could eat :)
APPROXIMATELY 8 oz of hummus. Give or take 2oz.
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American Idol auditions are starting next month and I’ve been working on my vocals to prepare for it…
But I’m getting second thoughts..what if I actually do make it and everything changes and it’s not what I want ..
I can see it now …. 💭
Theres a subreddit for singing pointers where you can post ur stuff n get feedback from professionals and semi pros. I learned i suck way more than i thought i did lol.
But yeah im practicing for my karaoke songs bc thats my american idol.
I let bartender choose my song since last week was her birthday n she said sing something country so imma attempt this one
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i got pfizer but i felt fine after my shots n all my co workers felt sick. Either im just a walking panzer tank or they just shot me full of saline like a butterball turkey
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Just got home. Did alice in chains rooster, Sublime badfish n islet brothers contagious at karaoke. Bartender did not drive me home but the couple who ru n s karaoke night did
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Limes, cilantro n a case of modelo. Gonna grill some chicken real quick, then pregame n go do karaoke n try to feel up the hot bartender. Last time she drove me home we went to a 24 hr spray wash to power wash her sisters puke off the car, n then on the way home I had to make her pull over so I could yak up the 7 shots of tequila, 2 vodka tonics n 2 pints I drank.lol.
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