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  1. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready seal that crawl hole up and put it in the closet in the floor board for them to enter.

    and external crawlspace. just asking for trouble. as mentioned, someone will probably try and break into the house that way. cut a hole in the floor when they realize your renters are not home

    OH NO STEPBROTHER IM STUCK IN THE CRAWL SPACE!!!
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  2. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Except pretend that this scene is in space


    become intoxicated via 02 purge, practice my techno-mandarin, rob typhellian space geckos for their neere ore, and expose ourselves to excessive gamma radiation*
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  3. Almond Brothers
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  4. I still have fond memories of this one pockmarked mexican dude i knew who i called Edward James Almost
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  5. Originally posted by Wariat only because it was too crowded the blond russian looking chick who was eyeing me was too far into the crowd i didnt want to fight that crowd to get to her then she stopped eyeing me when this short bald dude showed up that was with her later.

    lol. Called it.
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  6. Didnt read.

    Lemme guess tho.

    He went out somewhere and got “shot down” by women he didnt have the balls to talk to, and was emasculated by actual men.


    How close am i?
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  7. KILL

    YOUR

    SELF

    YOU

    SAD

    FAGGOT
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  8. Hugging a tiny doge. Roasted broccolini, bacon goat cheese pizza. Beer.
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  9. Stick some chewing gum on the side thats riding low thats how the vatos locos do it put a playing card in ur spokes so when u get on that gas chikkin they hear that BIG HEMI PURRRRR
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  10. Originally posted by Sudo Dis bish who knows I'm a mopey sack of shit sent me some video off Instagram at 1am last night about "getting your mind right" so I didn't watch it and instead sent her a kissy face emoji and a middle finger emoji which she left on read. I might see if she wants to get a hotel tomorrow idk, I dont even really like her. Or anyone. Or myself. I wonder WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    2.1 years later and I'm chanelling sploo. RIP I think about him more than anyone else I can think of who died I have never laid eyes on. Fuck too many people I like are dead, THATS MY PROBLEM. I read paradise lost over the last few days and think I'm one of John Milton's muses. Worst post ever

    I think we're the same person
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  11. Leaving the bar. Killed 8t. Made new friends. Am not blackout. A+ TO ME
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  12. Brined lemon rosemary chicken breasts, salad with home made lemon pepper vinegarette, mushroom butter rice with white wine n caramelized onion n chicken fat




    free photo host
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  14. Getting a massage. My back is like a slab of concrete
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  15. my point was i very much doubt many 37 year olds are getting an allowance to spend on eastern european child sex workers
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  16. We’re all in our 30s you fucking sperg
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  17. Working as a door man or bartender, getting a sak yant somewhere in Thailand or Vietnam

    Writing travel blogs and smoking cigars in the early morning in an old repurposed colonial style apartment with a view , somewhere in Argentina

    Learning to paint in the desert, building bonfires at night.

    Luring polish pedophiles in order to beat them with a hammer, in a filthy alley in Warsaw


    idk. Honestly all that stuff sounds like so much work now, Used to want an adventure butnow i just want a good nights sleep lol.
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  18. That black chick wanted me to spit in her face. You wouldve liked her but her butthole was way loose
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  19. The comment section of that is great
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  20. Originally posted by Kafka That sounds awkward, has it been long since you were friends?

    We did heroin n dealt drugs together n it goy really messy at the end. He got sloppy n lost a ton of money he owed me. Crashed 13 cars in a year. Heroin, methadone, meth, xanax every day. I barely avoided prison. He n our other friends did just over 2 years. I was dealing with my own shit n was k8inda furious how things went with him, so it wasnt until i started going to NA meetings n truly let go of my resentment that i was able to talk to him again. We spent every day together from like 2009- 2018 but when you do drugs together its nlt a TRUE friendship.
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