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  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    HE'S TRYIN'A TAP OUT BUT THE REFEREE IS UNCONSCIOUS J.R!

    OH MAH GAWD COLE.
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  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls WHAT DOES AN EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF RUM LOOK LIKE



    ???
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  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Nah look up Aubrey Degray and Liz Parrish.
    People are already working on ways to halt and reverse aging.
    Even if I do die though I can be cryonically preserved.

    Robot waifus will never take off, too many ethical issues such as them getting hacked and killing you or biting your dick off.

    You will never be able to afford to be cryonically frozen and nobody on this earth will bear the financial or ethical burdens of preserving a lazy, mentally ill, genetically inferior paedophile to be unleashed on future generations.
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  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Kill a baby whale and wear its skin.
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  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby wants donations to buy a fancy stained glass donger with a picture of Jesus on it.
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  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    This trolling is Hiki's cope. He's experiencing pained, trauma induced nostalgia for a time when he was younger and happier. He doesn't actually believe that DVD is in any way better than 4K Blu-ray, or ya know, streaming in 4K via Netflix or over a network, but these artifacts from his teens soothe his mind.

    But if he just says it is on here and gets a few contrary replies, he can tell himself he was the only person on here that really, truly experienced the mid-2000's and the rest of us were on autopilot having a lesser experience.

    If Hiki really is a 29/30 year old man, with little to no work or relationship experience, who lives with his mother, it's possible his life has made him mentally ill. His concerns and ambitions he mentions are very childlike and his comments on society and politics never convey basic insight. Then there's the fact that he can never seem to actually hold a normal conversation for very long without talking about himself or changing the topic rapidly.

    Lol cocknose.
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  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Every year losing someone makes the reality of mortality all the more depressing.

    Nah mate, fuck that shit. Everybody has to go at some point, but the world is what you make of it in the meantime.
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  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Imagine being a crackhead who hates on someone for being passionate about something

    You hate on everybody for liking things that you don't like. Sometimes you even hate on people for liking the same things as you. The irony is that your passions are bourgeois as fuck because they're informed by a lifetime spent in a bumfuck Christian intellectual void where you choose to use the internet as an escape.
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  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Fuck you and your shitty noise shit and grow up and start listening to real music if you want to be treated with respect

    Even if Hiki had good taste in absolutely anything at all, he's still a paedo so nobody will ever respect him.
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  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    None of the Americans on this site would last 2 minutes in a flat roofed pub. Guns are compensation for not knowing how to fight.
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  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    My nan died the day before this thread was made. She loved a vodka and tonic or 12 though.
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  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I feel bad for Hiki's mom because if she got sick she knows she can't rely on hiki to do anything.

    One day she's gonna be old and bedridden, gasping for a sip of water and 50 year old hinky is gonna be like "jesus christ bitch, can't you see I'm busy playing FF8?" as he squints at his 22 inch crt, deciding which of Rinoa's attack animations he's gonna jerk it to today.
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  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Band Aid was a better song.

    It's Christmas time,
    there's no need to be afraid,
    At Christmas time,
    you first get drunk and then get laid
    In this world of plenty you can spread a smile of joy
    Wrap your lips around my cock, at Christmas time.

    SO TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF JÈWS!
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  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm currently putting together a lawsuit to challenge the mandatory use of a mask, under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I'm going to prove that wearing a mask is not only ineffective and unscientific, but dangerous to the wearer's health and unlawful. I've now got a team of lawyers who will take the case pro bono.



    Nah really though, what facilities does the Canadian judicial system have to aid people in the early stages of Alzheimers? Are you getting the appropriate support?

    How many people do you know that have died from wearing a mask? This lawsuit could set a legal precedent that ends up saving as many people as it kills. It's been five months now, inquiring minds want to know.
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  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.0101110--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-0--------.-.--------.-0----000011---(b­anned) in addition…during about 90% of my posts im literally getting paid.

    So do you jerk off one guy at a time and type with the free hand? Or do one in each hand and dictate your posts to your fag hag?
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  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    OP is similar to Hiki but not conceited. That little detail makes him infinitely more likeable.
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  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i've heard that john lennon is an asshole and doesn't take care of his kids and beats women and cheats on his gf's and doesn't actually believe in peace, he just says stuff to get laid

    He disowned his first child and physically and mentally abused his first wife, so he was a bit like you.
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  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz Hey Street Carp. You ever been to the Lessar Free Trade Hall which I believe is now a Radisson Hotel now?

    I want to visit Manchester but some Brit dude told me "Why would you do that. Just save yourself money and go to Detroit instead"

    Nah. I've only ever been to Manchester for the airport, Mancs are pricks and the women look like dinner ladies.

    I'm sure there's a lot of landmarks and shit you could look at if you're into the whole Madchester thing, but I've never wanted to stop and look around. Trips to the Trafford Centre used to be a big thing for scousers when I was young, but I bet Liverpool One has rendered that less attractive too.
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  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    That article said she plays real football. Why do the women in America play real sports whilst the men stand round in suits of armour whilst commercial breaks play for 3 hours?
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  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz is this Manchester area were speaking of or Liverpool? Im guessing the latter.

    Isn't one about 100 miles or so north of the other?

    so many bands from the 60s-90s came out of that area and era. then Rap music became popular in the UK and violence (though always existed there) probably trippled. everyone wanna be GANGSTA

    Liverpool, and it's about 30 miles. Liverpool never had a big rap scene when I lived there, but that was almost 20 years ago. It has and still does have a huge club/dance scene as well as rock and indie.

    Liverpool is very violent but I think it has nothing to do with rap and more to do with being Europe's biggest gateway city for illegal firearms and a fair amount of drugs too.
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