Originally posted by G
No because I'm supreme w/ confirmed high covid antibodies, have always practiced good hand hygiene & kept my distance among peasants.
Nearly everybody at the hospital I work at, including myself, has tested positive for antibodies. Anybody that has been out shopping in the last 3 months or been around children or people with children most likely has antibodies too at this point.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm currently putting together a lawsuit to challenge the mandatory use of a mask, under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I'm going to prove that wearing a mask is not only ineffective and unscientific, but dangerous to the wearer's health and unlawful. I've now got a team of lawyers who will take the case pro bono.
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500 Alex.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was just fucking with you because you're an idiot, explaining "nonce" to someone on this site where "nonce" is literally mentioned everyday for the last year. You mong.
Try being funny next time you turbo faggot.
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I had to go for a shit once in a suburban shopping mall in Manila, I was unwell at the time so it was like squirting really thick gravy in all the cardinal directions. When I finished I realised there was no toilet roll and no weird little shower head thing they like to use to clean their bumholes over there, not even a bucket or a jug.
So I did the only thing I could do and wiped my arse with hand, thinking that it wasn't really a big deal as I could just wash my hands anyway. When I got over to the sinks (with my smelly poo hand in front of a bunch of people) I discovered there was no soap either. FML.
So I rinsed my hand as thoroughly as I could and had to walk literally to the other side of the shopping mall, with my still very smelly poo hand shoved in my pocket, to a cosmetics shop and buy some soap and cheap aftershave. Then I had to walk back across to the toilets to sort myself out.
When I got back to my wife she asked me why I smelled like a fucking taxi driver, I explained to her what happened and she laughed and said this sort of bullshit is why she emigrated.
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I've been working throughout the lockdown, my family is fine, my bills are paid and we have enough to eat. Why the fuck is it my problem if some people choose to have a frivolous job and/or unstable income?
I couldn't give a running fuck about some boomers health insurance policy getting cancelled because their healing crystal and tarot card shop got seized by the bank, or some barista with Harry Potter glasses and a Legend of Zelda tattoo getting evicted from their downtown loft.
Be smart and/or useful and you've got nothing to worry about.
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It's only a polarising issue because half of Americans are incorrigible fucktards. Face masks reducing the transmission of airborne pathogens has been a known scientific fact since at least the 17th century.
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Originally posted by bill krosby
anyone needing to reminisce on the enjoyment they received from the physical, emotional, and sexual abuse their daddies generously doled out…im taking adoption applications.
Rape victim ^
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I'm one of the most jaded cunts going. I've watched A Serbian Film twice. I've watched two of the August underground films without batting an eyelid. I don't even really fear for my own safety that much.
But ever since seeing a John Jones Nutty Putty cave doc on youtube I just can't stop watching extreme caving videos. These people are fucking insane and are just inviting a slow, helpless death if anything goes wrong.
The last thing on earth I would ever do for fun is let out all the air in my chest to fit through a passage that's too small to be my coffin, but watching other people do it gives me a rush.
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